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Published: 2013-06-13 07:52:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 3676; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 1
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True story:
Teacher (to me): *he noticed cupcake on my desk* If you have 4 cupcakes and someone asks for 1, how many do you have left?
Me: 4 because I don't want to die young.
Teacher: Dafuq? If you have 4 cupcakes and someone forcefully takes 1, how many do you have left?
My English Teacher at the door: Still 4 and a dead person. I don't think my poppet will give any to them.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Me: Well you don't know Russian Roulette.
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True Story:
Teacher: (To friend) *she notices she has fruit snacks* If you have 6 fruit snacks and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Friend: 6 because I didn't give them any
Teacher: ok.... if you have 6 fruit snacks and someone forcefully takes 2, how many do you have left.
Friend: 6....... and a dead body.
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Teacher: If you have 10$ and you're dad gives you 10$, how much do you have?
Me: 12,495,54$ .-.
Teacher: You don't understand math.
Me: No, my dad just loves me...
//I'm not spoiled, he just gives me half of his paycheck every month... He gets a huge paycheck ._.//
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i saw this comic on facebook but in italian xD
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The teacher is going to write that !
WTF for 10$ ?
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