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alciha — TF2: DOC HEY DOC COME ON MAN
Published: 2008-07-08 07:07:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 21788; Favourites: 698; Downloads: 401
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If you make me get up and come all the way over there and you are not burning to death in a slow and horrible fashion or are otherwise injured I will cut you in half myself.Now get your hand away from that E hotkey right now.
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Being a medic main means turning volume down 90% of gameplay
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The sad truth is, that the reload key is "R" and the call for Medic is "E", closer to the standard "WASD" moving keys. So it's very common for Scouts that were reloading to press E instead of R without meaning to. But some do troll and just call you for the heck of it. some.
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But the "E" is the most softly ever....I need press it...
just.
for.
pleasure.
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on my first time playing a medic, I healed a spy and died. Ive never played as a medic ever since.
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That happens to the best of us. Hell, I've accidentally ubered spies before. Fortunately my team was fairly good natured, so we all had a good laugh at it. Keep trying and remember that in the end its only a game.
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im better off as le pyro anyways
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I always play medic :3 yet it's annoying when the scout always calls for a medic and doesn't stand the fuck still for like 2 seconds.
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Urg, had a Demoman spamming "Need an x here" like that today. Almost had to get on voice chat and tell him the shut the hell up.
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I had that happen the other day. A scout was calling for a dispenser, so I said "Nope", placed a sentry, and then placed a dispenser. Then I told my team not to call for a dispenser since there was one by spawn.
So what did they all do?
X+5 ALL DAY.
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Ok, so I had a Pyro do that to me. TWICE. I was playing a Medic and as soon as I walked out of the ready area, he was chillin at the second point and called for a Medic...AND THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM. Not on fire, not dying, PERFECTLY FINE. I was just like, 'are you kidding me right now?'
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usually those kind of people just want pocket Medics >~>
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I have a bad habit of calling "Medic" when I need help but not healing specifically. You know, like running from an Ubercharge or almost out of ammo. Anything to let my team know that something serious is going on
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I might...have to borrow your Author's Comment, and yell it over the mic / cope+paste it into the chat box. >_>
I feel your pain.
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I feel horrible b/c once I was just spamming medic. Next thing I realize, there was actually a medic on our team! I usually only spam at the beginning in the 30 second waiting period b/c i'm bored. If theres a medic I try not to. When I do play as medic, it drives me crazy!
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I accidently press that button when I mean not to. And when I'm medic, I am like that. I'm like STOP CALLING FOR ME DAMMIT!
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Contrary to popular belief. Pressing the midic button 10times in a row will not make me go faster.
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So true, man. So true.
...On a related note, how does the SANDWICH get a video, but the Medic doesn't?! T.T
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I love this, it's funny 'cause it's true. I play Medic semi-frequently (mostly a Pyro and Spy here) but god I hate when i'm trying to put someone out or get an uber going and there is a person TWO FEET IN FRONT OF ME IN PERFECT HEALTH spamming 'E' like their life depends on it (and I know it doesn't because I can tell D:< ).
Sorry, lost control there for a moment
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aww I would be standing there bleeding and be like "I'm ok, its fine" *dies*
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don't you just wish that medic would at least rest or have a break for once
(unfortunately scout will never learn 
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one day medic is going to go ballistic and kill everyone..
great picture by the way! i ... i think i rather like him without gloves. 8D'
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Yeah I wasn't aware until after I drew this that apperantly medic keeps his gloves on all the time. ALLTHETIME.
I was ignorant. You'll have to excuse me.
but thanks.
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YES, HIS HANDS ARE PROBABLY ALL GROSS AND ROTTEN UNDER THERE since he never takes them off, sheesh.
no, like i said, i quite like it. all is forgiven!
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Can't wait for that day
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Thank you for getting the message out for the rest of the medics.
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I feel like this all the time.
Very stylish peice too: I APPROVE.
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Danke. 
HOW CAN THEY REPLACE A GERMAN DOCTOR WITH FOOD I DON'T KNOW.
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Okay, you topped yourself. is the greatest icon ever.
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Yuss. Yuss it is.
MEDIC IS FACEPALMING AND ITS ALL SANDVICHES FAULT.
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I know how this feels. :c On a side note.. I HEAL SPIES ALL THE TIIIME.
Your description SUMS UP EVERYTHING, that and I feel bad when somebody DROPS DEAD just before I'm in healing range, or I heal a perfectly healthy person instead. :c
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Awww...Poor guy. I love being the medic but jeez it's annoying when people spam the medic call.
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My first time playing i was a medic and i was really confused LOL
cool pic BTW
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First time playing I went as scout and that was the worst idea i ever had.
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Then u go play the second time and you're like "Hey! I'm actually a bit good today!" LOL
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This does not happen to anyone.
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I mean u don't go pro obviously but at least u can hit once or twice.
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It's times like those that I wish I could hurt my allies. One time it turned out to be an enemy spy. I got shanked.
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Happens to the best of us...
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Yep. It seems to happen to me a lot though.
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