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We start off with Alec getting coffee and looking on YouTube. He takes a sip while looking on his computer, then spits out the coffee.

Alec: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Grant rolls up right next to him

Grant: Anything wrong buddy?

Then he sees the thumbnail on the video. A video showing the official trailer of Thomas Season 25 on YouTube had appeared, causing Alec to spit out his drink.

Alec: You know what time it is.

Grant: I’ll get the webcam.

Alec: It’s finally that time that I acknowledge that shitshow that MATTEL has created.

*camera cuts out*

*It then cuts in*

Alec: So, Mattel fucking did it. They turned my favorite TV show into a fucking trashpile. How’d they do it? What caused this? Well, here, we will explain what happened, why this next thing coming in October of this year is 10,000 times worse than BWBA and the Miller Era, and how our series, Engines of Baltimore, reigns SUPREME despite us being based on American Locomotives.

Number 1: What led to this series bastardization?

Alec: BWBA spectacularly failed for obvious reasons. Bad merchandise, bland characters, replacing 2 of the original 3 characters, etc. With the sales dipping down quickly, MATTEL went to the animation company for the CGI series. YET THAT COMPANY WENT TO FUCKING PAW PATROL AND STUCK WITH IT!!! FUCKING PAW PATROL!!!!! So they went to a 2D animation company. Basically, Thomas reached a level that we all thought wasn’t possible. They went into the levels of the series’s copycat, Chuggington. We all know what the problem is here… Thomas and Friends has now lost its realism aspect. The final aspect that kept it running. Now we have… Ugh… this fucking heap of an LB&SCR E2…

Number 2: How is it worse than BWBA and S13-16?

Alec: Three reasons.

1. BWBA and the Miller Era had realism.

2. BWBA at least had something with the concept, despite those stories sucking dick.

3. Finally, THERE WAS NO CHUGGINGTON-LIKE MOVEMENTS…

BWBA introduced trains that you’d see in real countries. Example, you’d see a tank engine like Nia in Africa, or a 4-4-0 in the United States back then. MATTEL removed the engines’ siderods and apparently thought “Oh hey! Being right next to the UK doesn’t do anything for them! Let’s just move Sodor a kajillion miles from there!” Yet that’s where most of the fucking engines’ bases come from you half-wit. Also Gordon went from 4-6-2 to 2-6-2 in a matter of seconds apparently. Hey MATTEL! Maybe move your headquarters to Suckadick, and just fucking cancel Thomas if you just want to turn him into a living hell for us that badly!

Number 3: They stole an OC without permission nor credit.

Grant: ALEC!!! ALEC!!!

Alec: Yeah Grant?

Grant: I just got news that the new character in Thomas is actually a stolen OC!

Alec: WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT?! WHAT?!?!?
This is an all new low on MATTEL. They stole someone’s OC and took it for their own. Apparently as a replacement for Rebecca. OK MATTEL! I see what you’re going with this! You’re trying to steal everybody’s characters, so that you can just claim them as your own, and just move on with your crappy series that used to be our lovable blue tank engine!

Number 4: How is Engines of Baltimore way better than this shitshow?

Alec: I think this is going to be the longest section out of all the others. But that’s mainly because this is my own series that I’ve created myself along with several other people.

Number 1. Engines of Baltimore is more realistic and therefore it is based within a realistic city and country. The engines are also based off of real Canadian and American engines. Lily for example is a Montreal Locomotive Works/Bombardier LRC, Anais is based off of a Siemens ACS64, Erie is based off of a Chesapeake and Ohio/Chessie System SD50, and even myself as I am based off of an Amtrak P40DC.

Number 2. As all the engines in Thomas Season 25 or narrow gauge all except for Gordon, while EOB is all standard gauge as you wouldn’t really find a narrow gauge on the East Coast, especially near the Northeast Corridor. Sure, we do have locomotives from other countries like Hodoko, a Toshiba EMU from Argentina, or William, a NR Class diesel from Australia, but we actually do something with the concept. Example. I am planning a few stories with the international characters for DA, expect that soon.

Number 3. NOBODY REPLACES ANYBODY. This is a major problem that MATTEL has done over the past few years, and became most predominant after MATTEL replaced Henry and Edward with Nia and Rebecca in BWBA. Because James never made an appearance in the trailer for season 25, it’s likely that James has been written off for some other character, and that definitely made me pissed. James was one of two of Thomas’s best friends and replacing him was a big mistake. EOB refrains from this. What the Baltimore & Southern (the railroad in EOB) really does is they keep the older engines and actually overhaul them rather than replace them. Example, Andrew and Horton don’t immediately replace Eric as they come into the railroad, and I and Peppermint didn’t immediately replace Lily when we came into the railroad. Engines of Baltimore. We do what MATTEL doesn’t.

Number 5: WHAT MATTEL REALLY NEEDS TO FUCKING DO.

Alec: I’ll tell you what MATTEL needs to do. MATTEL needs to get their shit together. Otherwise I won’t really see them existing in the near future. Like I said before, if you’re just gonna make Thomas, our favorite blue tank engine ever since 1984, a living nightmare then you might as well just cancel him. The show was never a problem. The CGI series was never a problem. Hell even the Miller and the BWBA eras were better. What really was the problem was the toys. The employees haven’t been doing great on the merchandise. However you MATTEL, in general, you had done an absolute shit job on taking care of Thomas. This might be too much to say but I hope you, MATTEL, go bankrupt.

Alec: And yeah that was all I had to say about season 25. Like I said, the show was never a problem. MATTEL’s toys though are a different story. Like that one button had said to hell with MATTEL.

Alec: So thanks for listening to my little rant. Well not listening. More like reading since it’s going to be uploaded onto DeviantArt only. But yeah, sorry for the long delay for the EOB stories. I was way too busy for new ideas and even this. I will see you soon in my next story called “New Cars on the Block.” See you guys later.

Description
We start off with Alec getting coffee and looking on YouTube. He takes a sip while looking on his computer, then spits out the coffee.

Alec: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Grant rolls up right next to him

Grant: Anything wrong buddy?

Then he sees the thumbnail on the video. A video showing the official trailer of Thomas Season 25 on YouTube had appeared, causing Alec to spit out his drink.

Alec: You know what time it is.

Grant: I’ll get the webcam.

Alec: It’s finally that time that I acknowledge that shitshow that MATTEL has created.

*camera cuts out*

*It then cuts in*

Alec: So, Mattel fucking did it. They turned my favorite TV show into a fucking trashpile. How’d they do it? What caused this? Well, here, we will explain what happened, why this next thing coming in October of this year is 10,000 times worse than BWBA and the Miller Era, and how our series, Engines of Baltimore, reigns SUPREME despite us being based on American Locomotives.

Number 1: What led to this series bastardization?

Alec: BWBA spectacularly failed for obvious reasons. Bad merchandise, bland characters, replacing 2 of the original 3 characters, etc. With the sales dipping down quickly, MATTEL went to the animation company for the CGI series. YET THAT COMPANY WENT TO FUCKING PAW PATROL AND STUCK WITH IT!!! FUCKING PAW PATROL!!!!! So they went to a 2D animation company. Basically, Thomas reached a level that we all thought wasn’t possible. They went into the levels of the series’s copycat, Chuggington. We all know what the problem is here… Thomas and Friends has now lost its realism aspect. The final aspect that kept it running. Now we have… Ugh… this fucking heap of an LB&SCR E2…

Number 2: How is it worse than BWBA and S13-16?

Alec: Three reasons.

1. BWBA and the Miller Era had realism.

2. BWBA at least had something with the concept, despite those stories sucking dick.

3. Finally, THERE WAS NO CHUGGINGTON-LIKE MOVEMENTS…

BWBA introduced trains that you’d see in real countries. Example, you’d see a tank engine like Nia in Africa, or a 4-4-0 in the United States back then. MATTEL removed the engines’ siderods and apparently thought “Oh hey! Being right next to the UK doesn’t do anything for them! Let’s just move Sodor a kajillion miles from there!” Yet that’s where most of the fucking engines’ bases come from you half-wit. Also Gordon went from 4-6-2 to 2-6-2 in a matter of seconds apparently. Hey MATTEL! Maybe move your headquarters to Suckadick, and just fucking cancel Thomas if you just want to turn him into a living hell for us that badly!

Number 3: They stole an OC without permission nor credit.

Grant: ALEC!!! ALEC!!!

Alec: Yeah Grant?

Grant: I just got news that the new character in Thomas is actually a stolen OC!

Alec: WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT?! WHAT?!?!?
This is an all new low on MATTEL. They stole someone’s OC and took it for their own. Apparently as a replacement for Rebecca. OK MATTEL! I see what you’re going with this! You’re trying to steal everybody’s characters, so that you can just claim them as your own, and just move on with your crappy series that used to be our lovable blue tank engine!

Number 4: How is Engines of Baltimore way better than this shitshow?

Alec: I think this is going to be the longest section out of all the others. But that’s mainly because this is my own series that I’ve created myself along with several other people.

Number 1. Engines of Baltimore is more realistic and therefore it is based within a realistic city and country. The engines are also based off of real Canadian and American engines. Lily for example is a Montreal Locomotive Works/Bombardier LRC, Anais is based off of a Siemens ACS64, Erie is based off of a Chesapeake and Ohio/Chessie System SD50, and even myself as I am based off of an Amtrak P40DC.

Number 2. As all the engines in Thomas Season 25 or narrow gauge all except for Gordon, while EOB is all standard gauge as you wouldn’t really find a narrow gauge on the East Coast, especially near the Northeast Corridor. Sure, we do have locomotives from other countries like Hodoko, a Toshiba EMU from Argentina, or William, a NR Class diesel from Australia, but we actually do something with the concept. Example. I am planning a few stories with the international characters for DA, expect that soon.

Number 3. NOBODY REPLACES ANYBODY. This is a major problem that MATTEL has done over the past few years, and became most predominant after MATTEL replaced Henry and Edward with Nia and Rebecca in BWBA. Because James never made an appearance in the trailer for season 25, it’s likely that James has been written off for some other character, and that definitely made me pissed. James was one of two of Thomas’s best friends and replacing him was a big mistake. EOB refrains from this. What the Baltimore & Southern (the railroad in EOB) really does is they keep the older engines and actually overhaul them rather than replace them. Example, Andrew and Horton don’t immediately replace Eric as they come into the railroad, and I and Peppermint didn’t immediately replace Lily when we came into the railroad. Engines of Baltimore. We do what MATTEL doesn’t.

Number 5: WHAT MATTEL REALLY NEEDS TO FUCKING DO.

Alec: I’ll tell you what MATTEL needs to do. MATTEL needs to get their shit together. Otherwise I won’t really see them existing in the near future. Like I said before, if you’re just gonna make Thomas, our favorite blue tank engine ever since 1984, a living nightmare then you might as well just cancel him. The show was never a problem. The CGI series was never a problem. Hell even the Miller and the BWBA eras were better. What really was the problem was the toys. The employees haven’t been doing great on the merchandise. However you MATTEL, in general, you had done an absolute shit job on taking care of Thomas. This might be too much to say but I hope you, MATTEL, go bankrupt.

Alec: And yeah that was all I had to say about season 25. Like I said, the show was never a problem. MATTEL’s toys though are a different story. Like that one button had said to hell with MATTEL.

Alec: So thanks for listening to my little rant. Well not listening. More like reading since it’s going to be uploaded onto DeviantArt only. But yeah, sorry for the long delay for the EOB stories. I was way too busy for new ideas and even this. I will see you soon in my next story called “New Cars on the Block.” See you guys later.