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Published: 2008-04-08 11:27:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 3330; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 25
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Description Capt. Kamanev is your best friend. He cares that you do your duty for your country. So he pulls you by the ear at first - if you continue to resist, he will shoot you. In the balls. If you have any. Traitor.



Note: The Cyrillic text in the background reads "FORWARD!!" I have doubts to whether or not this is correct usage. Can any of my Eastern European friends correct me?
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Comments: 49

Mamonth [2011-11-20 01:13:33 +0000 UTC]

lol. Inquisition from Warhammer 40K)))

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usmcsgtprice [2009-06-02 05:21:11 +0000 UTC]

not one step back

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Warsie [2008-08-15 06:27:11 +0000 UTC]

lol; I just noticed...the background is a shelled city...nice fity.

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to Warsie [2008-08-15 15:08:03 +0000 UTC]

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KyraFritz [2008-07-10 04:52:49 +0000 UTC]

hahaha WHAT A DARLING!

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to KyraFritz [2008-07-10 11:35:25 +0000 UTC]

You like him, I can tell.

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KyraFritz In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2008-07-10 11:53:01 +0000 UTC]

who ever gave you that idea??
>__>

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to KyraFritz [2008-07-10 12:29:08 +0000 UTC]

Leonidas?

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DarksideofNick [2008-04-09 05:18:04 +0000 UTC]

Looks like he's going to hurl him by the ear XD

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to DarksideofNick [2008-04-09 10:32:28 +0000 UTC]

Why, yes it does!

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witch-girl-pilar [2008-04-09 01:35:31 +0000 UTC]

I dunno what to say... looks like an abuse. xDDD;

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to witch-girl-pilar [2008-04-09 04:16:34 +0000 UTC]

The Red Army is mostly abuse anyway!

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witch-girl-pilar In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2008-04-09 11:10:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh dears... xD;

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SillySoviet [2008-04-09 01:27:51 +0000 UTC]

Great, is he a political officer?

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to SillySoviet [2008-04-09 04:17:04 +0000 UTC]

Something... like that...

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SillySoviet In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2008-04-09 04:36:51 +0000 UTC]

haha.

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AngloSaxonSamurai [2008-04-09 00:46:00 +0000 UTC]

sorry for the fav on the dead account

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to AngloSaxonSamurai [2008-04-09 04:17:18 +0000 UTC]

No probs.

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SaidinWhitewolf [2008-04-08 22:27:15 +0000 UTC]

Machine gun sandwich for all!

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to SaidinWhitewolf [2008-04-09 04:17:34 +0000 UTC]

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ZhaoWuxia [2008-04-08 22:02:37 +0000 UTC]

There is a better way, my Soviet friend.

In the tradition of the Imperial Guard commissars in Warhammer...

"SERVE IN COMBAT OR SERVE ON THE FIRING LINE!"

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SillySoviet In reply to ZhaoWuxia [2008-04-09 01:27:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh hell yes.

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Izaran [2008-04-08 18:17:41 +0000 UTC]

LOL....my kind of guy...Traitors WILL be shot

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F3niXXX [2008-04-08 16:18:57 +0000 UTC]

>Can any of my Eastern European friends correct me?
Yeps, Cyrillic text in the background that you had written reads not as "FORWARD!!!", but as noun(not verb) "ASSAULT!!!"
FORWARD(verb)=ВПЕРЕД in Russian.

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to F3niXXX [2008-04-09 04:21:53 +0000 UTC]

I thought so. I REALLY thought so. So is it correct to say, "Vpered k pobede krasnaya armiya?"

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F3niXXX In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2008-04-09 08:31:40 +0000 UTC]

Yes, it is.

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to F3niXXX [2008-04-09 10:31:41 +0000 UTC]

Cool! I'll just stick with VPERED, though.

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cLeSs13 [2008-04-08 15:14:17 +0000 UTC]

Military Mommy XDDD

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to cLeSs13 [2008-04-09 04:26:35 +0000 UTC]

lol. MOTHERland.

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Kaiser-Conti [2008-04-08 14:37:08 +0000 UTC]

do those funny letters mean wpieriod? if so then I believe it's correct

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RTJDudek In reply to Kaiser-Conti [2008-04-08 20:07:39 +0000 UTC]

It means "Napadiennie" ! No idea what does it mean.. xD

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to RTJDudek [2008-04-09 04:27:08 +0000 UTC]

It means "assault." I'm changing to vpyeryod.

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RTJDudek In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2008-04-09 05:21:20 +0000 UTC]

Already noticed.

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Azrael-AOF [2008-04-08 14:08:22 +0000 UTC]

Ha-ha! You did a good catchword. I congratulate you.

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to Azrael-AOF [2008-04-08 14:10:30 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, my Turkish friend.

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Azrael-AOF In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2008-04-08 15:42:19 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome my far friend.

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crivera05 [2008-04-08 14:05:53 +0000 UTC]

O______O ... LOLOLOL! .. He is a truly caring man.

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to crivera05 [2008-04-08 14:10:41 +0000 UTC]

He loves with much pain.

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FRagLord99 [2008-04-08 12:31:48 +0000 UTC]

Do your DUTY.

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to FRagLord99 [2008-04-08 13:37:42 +0000 UTC]

or be SHOT.

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FRagLord99 In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2008-04-08 13:58:14 +0000 UTC]

That's a great slogan for a poster.

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renKa002 [2008-04-08 12:26:55 +0000 UTC]

This must be one of your most considerate characters XD

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to renKa002 [2008-04-08 13:37:56 +0000 UTC]

The most considerate.

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SimonLMoore [2008-04-08 11:38:15 +0000 UTC]

*chuckle muscle engaged*

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SergeanTrooper [2008-04-08 11:33:55 +0000 UTC]

very good, just like a Drill Sergeant. well at least mine

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to SergeanTrooper [2008-04-08 11:39:41 +0000 UTC]

Except yours doesn't shoot you.

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SergeanTrooper In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2008-04-08 11:46:28 +0000 UTC]

he wanted to though XD

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to SergeanTrooper [2008-04-08 13:38:07 +0000 UTC]

That's good! ... right?

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SergeanTrooper In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2008-04-09 03:02:02 +0000 UTC]

XD

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