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Published: 2014-07-10 20:04:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 1479; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 0
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IΒ΄m nt eating meat if it still is a fruit that tastes like meat. :3Fluttershy doesnΒ΄t have to give me any dead animals to feed me! yay!
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nothing like going out to pick some bacon from the meat tree
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Heck yeah, love ma bacon!
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Dawn: *Sneaks in and steals some seeds*
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Alex: Hey hey! What are you doing! D:
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Dawn: ..... You know how it's like not being able to eat meat! It's all I ever wanted ever since I visited the human world! *Starts running with a bag full of seeds*
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Alex: You can just ask for some seeds.... why do ponies always steal when they can just ask.... I already got over 600 blarg trees here.
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Dawn: *Dragging a tree through the portal* ....... I bought this one...
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A tree that grows fruit that tastes like meat?!
(dramatic pause and close up)
... I'm f***ing outta here! ... Screw this reality!
(Exits reality and enters AlexWorld)
Mind if I live here? Also, if the fruit tastes like meat... then which nutrients fact does it give? Like does it still give nutrients from fruit or nutrients from meat?
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It does have the sam nutreients as meat.Β
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So... a fruit that tastes like meat, with the same nutrients as meat?!
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Like I said: screw this reality! I wanna live somewhere where "meat" is grown from plants! xD Nice idea!
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I had to.... I have a girlfriend who is a pony. I canΒ΄t eat meat. lol ^^
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True... but I wonder though... how can you manage to not eat meat for a long period of time? You stopped ever since you got Fluttershy as your girlfriend right? Then how did you contained yourself from not eating meat? It's like a gamer not being able to play any video games for more than a month! ... And that's a nightmare right there! (For me though lol)
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Thats why I created the tree a little while after I got with FLuttershy.
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Ohhhhhh. But as I recall, it takes time to have the tree to fully gro- wait, it's YOUR world, meaning you can create your own laws of physics and whatnot... for a minute there, I thought you had to do something keep yourself from eating meat and had to wait for your tree to fully grow those fruits.Β Β Sorry if I was being annoying or something...
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In Equestira it will take more time.... But not in my world, due to that I am an almost god there, I made it fully grown in the beginning. Β But I lose most of my god powers out siede my world which mean that I canΒ΄t make the tree grow faster anymore. ,^^
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But the growth elixir was something you made. You made the growth elixir in Equestria or in your world?
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In my world.... But it just didnΒ΄t work. ;_;
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Didn't work, even when you created it in your world?!
Iz not possi- well you must have a limit or something. Or a certain pony must've tried to help? Hint hint? (Not Fluttershy, but some other pony tried to help? A certain gray pony?)
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I am not an siencetist.... I donΒ΄t know my chemicals.... ,^^
And what grey pony?Β
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Double You don't know this pony?! D: ------>
Also, eh, that's we leave those type of stuff to the professionals.Β
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There are more than just onw grey pony. ,^^
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Well played sir... well played...
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I say that all the time, that is my word..
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Eeeeeeyyy! XD
It is a fun word.
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It is the best word. EVER. Lol
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BLARG to you to.
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Blarg to everyone! \o/
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Blarg to the world!Β
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Well, now that you've killed that tree, you're a vegetarian for life. I feel your pain, man! *pats*
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IΒ΄m still a vegitarian even If I eat from that tree... itΒ΄s still fruit, even if it tastes like meat. XD
Plus: I can just go back to my world and get a new tree, It ainΒ΄t that hard. lol ^^
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Okay. All hope is not lost, then.
Still, I find a fruit that tastes like steak to be... rather odd. :/
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That fruit that tastes like stake is somewhere in the middle.
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Still, that's the first one I'm gonna go for.
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I was thinking of saying Strike 3 but...Im using this for my story...your lucky
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Oh ok. ^^
But I will make the last bad joke soon.Β
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This is gonna be fun.
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Nha, I was just tired and just wanted get the name over with.Β
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The fruit on the top taste like chicken. :3
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THATS MAH CHICKEN! GET YOUR DIRTY HOOVES OFF MAH CHICKEN IT'S ALL MAHN
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Nhaaaawww ItΒ΄s mine. ItΒ΄s mine tree!
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well ah'l grow mah own chicken tree then if the last thing ahh do
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Ahhh fine then... Take these Blarg fruit that I have made to taste like chicken. >:I
I was planing to have them as luchs but nevermind. >w<
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