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Published: 2015-07-13 21:14:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 6092; Favourites: 96; Downloads: 0
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Go Goldie! You can do it!General Machete belongs to (His original OC is an Alicorn but In my universe he is a Unicorn.
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Quite funny actually because Sapkowski referenced the Swedish Deludge with the Hunt. Ruina Imperii pretty much...
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What? I don't know that kind of armor or... what it is. ^^''
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Now I was referencing at least 5 things in a row. Nothing really important.
And it's clearly a surpicely blank heavy plate armour. Such things were ussually covered in markings.
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So Sr. Machete is an Alicorn?
Sr. Live you're a lucky one, now i have my attention in another pony.
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Not in this universe I'm afraid...
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I'm pretty aware of that Sr. Edgy name.
But now that i know you're an Alicorn, that means i have to eliminate you, because you're a threat against creativity.
Now sleep well and eat your favorite food, because i have a shotgun shell with your name on it.
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Machete: You can't kill death... idiot...
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Keep your edgy shit for yourself Alicorn, you're not the only one who have say that to me.
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Machete: Yes but I mean what I say... fool...
( Here is his death form... and yes, I know its concept art from Bayonetta 2, thats why I chose it XP sta.sh/016w9arcmwzo )
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You're not scaring anynoe, Alicorn.
(And yeah, that's not pretty original to be honest, altough you can do something better.)
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Machete: Fine then, BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Yeah, I don't have the drawing software though... that's the only thing holding me back)
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Now get over here! I will love to put your head on my wall!
(Have you ever heard of ''pencil and paper''? It's quite handy, and cheap.)
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(true but I don't have a scanner)
Machete: How about I save you the trouble and the shell... *summons a shotgun and blows off his own head... which regenerates a second later*
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( Then use a damn camera, it works for me.)
Oh goodie, Gary stu shit, well that means i have to burn you to the crisp instead.
With molotov cocktails, and a Flemmenwerfer 35.
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*Machete gets set on fire but he doesn't react* Machete: Lovely, what the hell are you going to try next? Holy water?
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Nope, a fucking big eraser, you ''god modding'' son of a biscuit.
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Machete: A giant ass eraser... lovely... *gets "erased" but returns from a portal covered in soot* well, Tartarus certainly is lovely this time of year... *smirks*
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Well, i give up, this is the reason why i hate you all damn Alicorns.
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Machete: Your just jealous cause we can do magic and fly at the same time...
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At least i'm normal, not like you, freak.
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Machete: Normalcy is a completely subjective ideology that is EXTREMELY biased...
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Maybe because being a normal character is good but being an op alicorn mary sue/gary stu is not.
Seriosly though, your kind always want to use bad excuses to cover yourselfs from the reality, that's why you all sick me.
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Machete: You think its all fun and games for us Alicorns? The trick to being an Alicorn is not living forever... its living with YOURSELF forever...
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You're not even a pure Alicorn, ya freak!
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(Machete is supposed to be a pure Alicorn, the version in Alex's comics is limited to his world only)
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(Then why the mechanical wings?)
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(Like i said, limited to alex world only, the picture was made by him...)
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(So he doesn't like Alicrons, just like me... i will spare his life, but not yours of course.)
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(I'm just going to stop now because your not getting what I'm trying to tell you...)
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(There is not much to get to be honest, he make you a normal Unicorn to fit with the canon of the show, ''Mr. i have a edgy scar in the left cheek''.)
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(... I'm trying to be civil and its not to fit the cannon of the show but HIS (Alex's) cannon)
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(I'm also trying to be civil, since i'm not tecnically using actual insults, but i guess you dont have sence of humor. Still, the Alex's canon is not very diferent from the show's canon, is just his ponysona interacting with canon characters.)
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(I don't when it comes to what my OC is)
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(So you're highly defensive with your OC? That's not very healthy my friend.)
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(Most of the shit I do isn't healthy. I view Machete as an extension of myself.)
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(So that why he is your Ponysona? Because that's the problem with Gary stus, they often to be self-insertions of the artist itself.)
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He's more of what I would love to be, a tall tough as nails general and not a civilian with a liver condition...
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Well, you dont need to be an Alicorn for that, but i respect that dream of yours.
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Yeah... well... I like having the best of both worlds, magic and flight. My first OC used my name... but I dropped him because of people not liking self insertion and because I made him too "pure" as in without character flaws and faults which make for a boring character... Machete on the other hand drinks, smokes, gets into bar fights and fucks any mare who permits him too...
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Damn, he is so American he will make General Patton proud.
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Patton is in fact one of my idols 
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And my idol is Tom Clancy, but is a shame he is actually dead.
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they're both dead... but anyway, Machete is a level headed business pony when he wants to and often has more money then he knows what to do with XD
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And i'm the right hand of the owner of TerriblePonies tumblr, also her personal Executioner, and her senpai.
But i dont like to brag about it.
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Meh, as long as you don't portray machete doing things that are out of character you can knock him about as much as you want along with keeping his immortality...
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