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Published: 2013-04-21 04:00:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 4801; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 6
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[fun fact about me, I am not a fan of MPREG stories and if I see it in like, a fanfic summary or whatever, I NOPE right the fuck out of there. It's not the idea of men physically having babies, it's the bad writing that almost always accompanies it. If you're going to write something, find a way to make it plausible, because babies still don't come from the rectum no matter how much fanfiction you've read. /end rant]Anyway, I got to take a trip to DC! It was between 4-5 hours on a bus, and I thought of this on the way home.
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I read somewhere it is possible, just incredibly painful to the point of actual death (hip breakage, organ rupture, and loads of other nasty things). No volunteers to validate this theory for obvious reasons.
But I share the same feeling with ya pal. Most MPREG fiction turns out to be horribly written for one reason or another. Too much acceptance, reused couples and characters, same actions and montages and impossible means of delivery (being an ass baby is reason along to kill yourself).
But hey, this is funny. It's cute to see a little guy pop out of your shirt.
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I... I don't know where you would ever read such a thing, because a uterus is necessary to biologically have a baby, and a rectum is certainly nothing like Fallopian tubes, so there's no way that an egg could even survive passage through there. Ass!babies are physically impossible, no matter what gender the carrier is. I'm really confused about who would ever come up with such a thing. O_o;
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I read a little bit on TV Tropes in the real section. The only way to deliver it is C-Section and a few weeks early.
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The only humans listed in the Real Life tag for that is Female-to-Male Transsexuals where the female reproductive organs were never removed or disconnected. Otherwise it only lists jokes from famous people, hermaphroditic animals, seahorses, or speculation about the possibility of it in the future via science.
(Also TV Tropes, while being a great website, shouldn't be taken as a scientific source)
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Gero, my mistake. I read it somewhere else then, possibly in the beginning speal or a different website entirely (another person uses this comp as well, I hit "take up previous session, and the rest is in need of brain bleach). But in reality, who would want to do it anyway?
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