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These are Elixiatteny's minions for the :neo-organization:
They are called Shades.

Dancing through solid walls, fluidly and gracefully dodgeng obstacles, Shades appear to the eye as if they were of almost liquid compisition. Upon contact, however, this illusion is quickly disspelled. Their bodies are as hard as solid steel, and as heavy as lead. Able to absorb metal objects into themselves, and to melt themselves into larger metal objects, conventional weaponry is near useless against them. Their ability to controll their body shape, and their inhuman temperature tolerances, allow them to penetrate practically any defence. Once inside a compound, a Shade will methodically and silently carry out its orders. Typically, a group of four Shades will move together, but because of their ability to melt into metal walls, they may remain unnoticed for days, weeks, or even months before they commence an attack. They will attempt to suprise an opponet, and concentrate on one enemy at a time. Depending on what world it is in, a Shade may choose to remain in a related form for the majority of its duration in that world. For all of their strengths, I have found that Shade's do have a large number of weaknesses, some devestating, some merely a minor inconveniance. However, as the are my subordinates, I do not feel it wise to reveal them.
- IV

P.S. OH YEAH! I didn't say "dude" or "man" once in that whole uber formal paper! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, SHEEN??? Told you I wouldn't screw up this paper.

P.P.S. DUMB LIKE A MOOSE, SHEEN, DUMB LIKE A MOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.P.P.S ok.... I've calmed down..... I'll just get a glass of milk and....

P.P.P.P.S. WHO SHARPENED THE EDGES ON THE MILK CARTON?!?!?!?!

P.P.P.P.P.S. Oh yeah, I did. Nevermind.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Yo, Fantilrex, can you spare me some money for bail? Apparently stealing a firetruck is illegal...

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Nevermind, they're just gonna give some fancy French food. I wonder how that's supposed to be capitlal punishment....

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Does "Guitiene" mean snails?

Description
These are Elixiatteny's minions for the :neo-organization:
They are called Shades.

Dancing through solid walls, fluidly and gracefully dodgeng obstacles, Shades appear to the eye as if they were of almost liquid compisition. Upon contact, however, this illusion is quickly disspelled. Their bodies are as hard as solid steel, and as heavy as lead. Able to absorb metal objects into themselves, and to melt themselves into larger metal objects, conventional weaponry is near useless against them. Their ability to controll their body shape, and their inhuman temperature tolerances, allow them to penetrate practically any defence. Once inside a compound, a Shade will methodically and silently carry out its orders. Typically, a group of four Shades will move together, but because of their ability to melt into metal walls, they may remain unnoticed for days, weeks, or even months before they commence an attack. They will attempt to suprise an opponet, and concentrate on one enemy at a time. Depending on what world it is in, a Shade may choose to remain in a related form for the majority of its duration in that world. For all of their strengths, I have found that Shade's do have a large number of weaknesses, some devestating, some merely a minor inconveniance. However, as the are my subordinates, I do not feel it wise to reveal them.
- IV

P.S. OH YEAH! I didn't say "dude" or "man" once in that whole uber formal paper! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, SHEEN??? Told you I wouldn't screw up this paper.

P.P.S. DUMB LIKE A MOOSE, SHEEN, DUMB LIKE A MOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.P.P.S ok.... I've calmed down..... I'll just get a glass of milk and....

P.P.P.P.S. WHO SHARPENED THE EDGES ON THE MILK CARTON?!?!?!?!

P.P.P.P.P.S. Oh yeah, I did. Nevermind.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Yo, Fantilrex, can you spare me some money for bail? Apparently stealing a firetruck is illegal...

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Nevermind, they're just gonna give some fancy French food. I wonder how that's supposed to be capitlal punishment....

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Does "Guitiene" mean snails?