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Your name is Ophion Amduat.

You have a lot of INTERESTS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY SAPPY ROMANCE AND FANTASY NOVELS. You really are very EMBARRASSED for liking such things, so you don't broadcast this to Alternia. You belong to a RATHER REPTILIAN CULT that believes that GIANT SCALY REPTILIAN CREATURES WITH NO LEGS created all life and will one day take it away. Belief in this cult is FROWNED UPON BY MOST SOCIETIES but you DON'T GIVE A SHIT. You like to practice with your REALLY WICKED SICKNASTY WHIP, and have gotten REALLY GOOD at using it.

You, like most other Trolls, like to chat with your troll pals, most of which FRUSTRATE YOU A LITTLE BIT. But you don't FREAK THE FUCK OUT. That's NOT COOL.

Your trolltag is serpentSlayer, and you Ssssspeak in a manner mossssst sssssnakelike. You alssssso make sssssure that you have only five Sssss'sssss per Sssss needed to pleassssse one of your troll friendsssss.

On this day, you have decided that you will attempt to woo and charm your MOIRAIL of a VERY LONG TIME to fall into a more FLUSHED quadrant for you. Perhaps you could make him feel the same way you feel for him and you two could become MATESPRITS.

You are much too SOCIALLY AWKWARD to go outright and admit your feelings though, so you are trying to do it in a more SUBTLE way.

Speaking of your MOIRAIL, he's trolling you right now.

What will you do?

>Answer
>Be shy and awkward and decide not to answer
>Equip your WHIP to your STRIFE SPECIBUS
>Flip the fuck out and run away

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Comment with your move.

First Page: [link]

Fan adventure, Ophion (c) Me
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie

Description
Your name is Ophion Amduat.

You have a lot of INTERESTS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY SAPPY ROMANCE AND FANTASY NOVELS. You really are very EMBARRASSED for liking such things, so you don't broadcast this to Alternia. You belong to a RATHER REPTILIAN CULT that believes that GIANT SCALY REPTILIAN CREATURES WITH NO LEGS created all life and will one day take it away. Belief in this cult is FROWNED UPON BY MOST SOCIETIES but you DON'T GIVE A SHIT. You like to practice with your REALLY WICKED SICKNASTY WHIP, and have gotten REALLY GOOD at using it.

You, like most other Trolls, like to chat with your troll pals, most of which FRUSTRATE YOU A LITTLE BIT. But you don't FREAK THE FUCK OUT. That's NOT COOL.

Your trolltag is serpentSlayer, and you Ssssspeak in a manner mossssst sssssnakelike. You alssssso make sssssure that you have only five Sssss'sssss per Sssss needed to pleassssse one of your troll friendsssss.

On this day, you have decided that you will attempt to woo and charm your MOIRAIL of a VERY LONG TIME to fall into a more FLUSHED quadrant for you. Perhaps you could make him feel the same way you feel for him and you two could become MATESPRITS.

You are much too SOCIALLY AWKWARD to go outright and admit your feelings though, so you are trying to do it in a more SUBTLE way.

Speaking of your MOIRAIL, he's trolling you right now.

What will you do?

>Answer
>Be shy and awkward and decide not to answer
>Equip your WHIP to your STRIFE SPECIBUS
>Flip the fuck out and run away

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Comment with your move.

First Page: [link]

Fan adventure, Ophion (c) Me
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie