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Published: 2015-09-01 17:08:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 5430; Favourites: 43; Downloads: 0
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohseko…Sooo, remember when I said I would love it if someone were to do a Cinemasins-parody on Invader Zim?
Well, I saw somebody on Devianart doing something like that and it was actually pretty funny. But since that person only did one episode, I figured I'd try and do the others. Might be I'll do every episode, might be I don't, who knows.
Aaanyway, enjoy!
0:00 1 minute and 39 seconds of arrival scene.
0:41 Who's that guy? We know Zim hasn't arrived yet, so it can't be him.
0:50 This ship does not bear an Irken-logo, nor does it have the same shape, color scheme or weaponry. Either some poor alien got reaally lost, or the Irken convention is about to be infiltrated by a spy.
0:53 Conventia
0:53 Also, once again, isn't it neat everyone in the universe speaks English?
1:00 - 1:10 Ummm, so the teleporter machine first liquifies, then shoots the person they're teleporting into the planet as a laser beam? Who the hell thought of this? This is totally impractical. The poor Irkens who used this death machine are now either scatttered over the whole planet or flat from a really, really hard landing.
1:14 Crazy Monkey show in the background.
1:14 This is a really funny joke, but this guy has really no idea about advertising, does he?
1:14 Also, Conventia does know who the Irkens are and what they're here for, but decides "Eh, f**k it, must make profites!"
1:19 Ummm, what? They got teleported right off their ships, how are any of them supposed to remember were around this giant purple ball of a planet they parked?
1:25 Zim's twin brother arrived way earlier on Conventia.
1:27 The animatronic moves it's mouth but no sound comes out of it until 2 seconds after.
1:32 When and where did this Irken soldier find the time to buy a purple balloon?
1:34 Irken skeletons. Have fun sleeping tonight, everyone!
1:39 Why? Irkens have hands, they could just applaud normally. This guy's racist!
1:43 - 1: 48 You forgot "humble".
1:54 Irken Panty-shot.
1:55 Umm, last time I checked, fog included a certain amount of water and was quite humid. How come none of these Irkens are lying on the ground, writhing in agony?
1:56 These Irken do not seem happy to see their leaders are about to arrive.
2:01 - 2:07 Almighty Tallest kill lots of Irkens by roasting them alive for the sake of looking cool.
2:16 Where exactly is this platform lowered from? All I can see is the ceiling and a red, very laser-canon-like looking lamp.
2:16 Neither Almighty Tallest Red nor Almighty Tallest Purple have a mouth.
2:27 Almighty Tallest Purple gets shot right in the eye and everybody seems more then okay with that. Either Irkens are serious assholes or nobody liked Purple anyway.
2:33 Is it just me, or is it really creepy how excited everybody seems to be at the sight of one of their beloved leaders getting shot and writhing in agony?
2:45 Yeah, considering Zim was one of the few Irkens who even got to Invader training, this probably isn't a compliment at all.
2:46 Almighty Tallest Red is a dick to every Irken soldier in the crowd and they're okay with that.
2:48 Irken eyelashes.
2:49 - 2:58 In other words, they're the scapegoats if something goes wrong.
2:59 This map does not make any sense. The arrows are mostly pointing at the same location on both sides. One is even describing a route between planets instead of targetting one planet.
3:01 - 3:02 Teachers after the final's week be like-
3:06 - 3:10 Almighty Tallest continue to be total d**ks to hard-working Irken-elite.
3:12 No one but Skoodge seems to be insulted by this remark.
3:21 - 3:35 Exposition via epic before-battle speech. And I'm okay with that.
3:43 This guy later got rewarded greatly for superior obedience, while the rest of the audience was executed for refusing to cheer for their leaders.
3:43 Also, another proof that Almighty Tallest Purple is hated by his own species. Guess Zim isn't the only one.
3:44 Pose for the camera!
3:53 How can they tell? They're way bigger than he is, even if he had grown since the last time they saw him, they'd never be able to tell from up there.
4:01 Ummm, they don't look like people to me. Just giant rats. Also, foreshadowing.
4:02 Lurk would be excellent at CinemaSins.
4:04 - 4:012 Aaand, why would they draw a picture of that?
4:15 Also, Irken armada wastes their best soldiers on giant couches. I'm beginning to think Zim wasn't the only one with a defective PAK.
4:24 The band-aid on Invader Spleen's forehead is quite clear proof that he used some "additives" to grow. Also, is it just me or does Spleen seem to be a bit irritated by the Almighty Tallest's joy about his big head?
4:26 Zim's voice can be heard through glass and in space. Convenient!
4:31 Judging by the movements of the other ship's....whatever they are, Zim should be crushed right now.
4:35 - 4:40 He's not really shorter than Spleen and Lurk, actually. Just fat.
4:45 The Almighty Tallest sure do have alot of time on their hands, don't they?
4:46 Awww, don't worry Skoodge! You'll kick those rat's asses, I know, I've seen it!
4:47 - 4:50 Fangirls at conventions be like-
4:54 Nachos.
5:04 Oh, so now you're noticing that really loud voice that's been going on for quite a while now? Man, Almighty Tallest are deaf.
5:09 Eh, close enough. Roll credits! Also, epic Zim entrance is epic.
5:18 Zim still doesn't get the hint after this.
5:26 Wa-wa-waiiit a second, hold the fu***ing phone!! The Almighty Tallest banished Zim to Foodcourtia, but oddly enough they actually left him with his ship, his equipment and somehow let the information of this huge second plot for conquering the universe slip, so it could reach him? The hell??? It's like they actually wanted Zim to find out about "Operation Impending Doom 2" and come back!
6:12 Zim's maniacal laughter is so loud that it can even be heard over warning sirens and through glass.
6:15 Almighty Tallest clearly see something's very wrong but decide to just stand there and watch in apathy.
6:21 Zim's twin-brother in the background is not amused.
6:39 Oh come on, now they're just screwing around! Zim is just a little bit smaller than Skoodge and Skoodge is exactly the same height as Lurk.
6:46 How exactly does blood "march" through one's veins?
6:50 You just said the pants were commanding you, so what's that with not ignoring your veins all of a sudden?
7:01 Only Invader Zim could show someone sticking a hand into the front of their pants and then moving it up and down and get away with it.
7:03 Considering the fact that you just pulled that out of the front of your...pants, I doubt anyone woud fall for this.
7:15 Not a sin, I just really love this image of Zim hugging a sandwich.
7:15 Sorry, just found one: the sandwich has meat in it. Yet Zim seems neither disgusted nor afraid by that fact. And how is it Zim has no idea about earth food when Irkens seem to eat human food all the time? (donuts, sandwiches, nachos, etc.)
7:17 Zim's standing right in front of them, how did he not hear that?
7:24 - 7:36 Zim believes this.
7:49 Even after seeing the scribble with the question mark, Zim continues to believe this.
7:53 Wow. That sounded...a little too sexy for a green, tiny alien lizard.
7:59 Almighty Tallest Red straight up assassinates Almighty Tallest Purple.
8:09 Well, what do you know, there really was a questionmark. Pretty lucky guess.
8:18 Okay, I can overlook Dib sitting on the roof in the middle of the night, but, how did he even know he had to be there to hear the Irken's plot?
8:22 - 8:24 Wow, it sure is convenient that that pipe was build there. Otherwise, this series would have taken a very dark turn, very fast.
8:31 - 8:34 Um, for what exact reason does the kitchen have a tunnel that leads to the outside of the house right above the sink? Also, wow, Dib must be pretty tiny to fit into the sink like that. How old is he again?
8:48 Simple toast should not require all that lightning and electricity we just saw.
8:50 Gaz complained about there being no Soda in the fridge anymore, but isn't she drinking one right there?
8:54 "Yes DIB. Who's coming?"-"I don't know GAZ, but I sure am glad the audience now knows both of our names."
9:07 Whoa! Am I the only one who thinks the actual S.I.R-unit looks creepy?
9:11 Wait, wasn't that Zim's voice? I'm...guessing he just went back into line to get another S.I.R because he couldn't catch the first one?
9:19 That's not lining up. They're just randomly standing there.
9:44 You know, at this point the Almighty Tallest are just being di***s. They could've just given Zim a unit like everyone else. There was really no need for faking one. But on the other hand, that's how our lovely little G.I.R came to be, so I'll take this sin off again.
9:50 There's no way Zim hasn't already seen this.
9:56 And there again! Almighty Tallest Purple literally shows Zim that trash, but Zim for some reason decides to completely ignore it.
10:07-10:10 ...What the hell was that sound?
10:10 Tak's twin sister in the background is sceptical about this.
10:16 - 10:18 Oh, that you notice! They literally made him out of trash in front of your eyes!
10:30 Is Zim honestly not even a bit suspicious at that point? The Almighty Tallest don't even try to pretend anymore.
10:44 The fandom.
10:53 - 10:55 Zim falls for this. Again.
11:32 Zim spent half a year in space without food, water or sleep, yet still looks the same.
11:36 - 11:39 It takes Zim half a year to finally tell G.I.R to shut up.
11:42 Zim tries to literally strangle G.I.R, despite knowing that it's probably pointless, because G.I.R is a machine.
11:46 Well now, it sure is convenient that there was a planet on the exact same spot were Zim was supposed to travel.
12:10 Zim's cruiser is shown to be bigger than that several times.
12:28 Zim and G.I.R fly over the whole town with no noise restraint whatsoever, yet somehow nobody notices them.
12:59 Zim, who's been screaming around since they landed reprimands G.I.R for speaking in a normal voice.
13:19 There were no hollows in that machine whatsoever. Zim's dead.
13:22 ....Yeah, why? The whole "disguise" consists of an easy to put on wig and contact lenses. There shouldn't be anything that requires hurting.
13:24 Coming out of the barber shop with a new haircut be like-
13:53 This disguise looks nothing like the picture shown on the monitor.
13:55 Guy who said they had to be quiet seconds ago continues to scream like a complete lunatic at every opportunity.
14:23 Nope, I have nothing to say to that anymore.
14:41 Car alarm, despite no cars being hit or demolished.
15:30 Everyone just stands there watching, as the new "boy" strangles his pet.
16:15 Perfect portrayal of literally everyone who wears contact lenses for the first time.
16:36 Either Zim's computer can look into the future, or this whole scene is a ginormous fourth wall joke about Zim watching his own show.
16:40 Apparently, in this universe, enrolling into elementary school does not require the attendance of the parents. Or a last name.
16:46 - 16:53 Yet a whole hour will pass and Miss Bitters will not interfere with the various conversations held during her lesson.
17:02 Spotting your favorite character on fanart be like-
17:15 What exactly does this teacher teach again?
17:50 Dib immediately notices Zim to be an alien, yet in this shot I see at least three kids who look way weirder than Zim. And Dib doesn't pay attention to them at all.
17:52 - 17:56 Spotting your favorite character - oh, wait, I already used that one, didn't I?
18:04 Holy s**t! Zim was literally almost driven into suicide just now!
18:05 - 18:30 This would actually be a really cute scene of the kids standing up for the new boy, if it weren't for the fact that all of that supporting will be completely gone the next minute. Also: kids are mad at Dib for being an asshole to Zim just because he's different, when all they've been doing so far is to be an asshole to Dib because he's different.
18:32 Seems like Herbert the pervert found another way to get closer to little boys.
18:37 When did Dib draw those? And how does he know what Zim looks like without his disguise? He hasn't seen him without it before.
19:04 Kids are almost convinced Zim is an alien because of him sitting in a chair. Everybody else is sitting in a chair too, if there was one to be suspected, it would be Dib, he's standing!
19:18 -says the guy who commited major genocide on his own people.
19:20 How easy to manipulate are these kids?
19:25 'Enemies look at each other, while screen narrows-clichè'.
19:29 Already? There hasn't even been one hour of serious lesson. Who manages this school?
19:47 Dib's legs and pants are replaced by a grey boulder.
19:51 This is the closest thing to Dib saying that he'll undress Zim that we will ever get. Sorry, fellow ZADR-shippers.
19:57 Ladies and Gentlemen, the scene that started ZADR!! Have fun arguing over that one!
20:03 Zim would be excellent at CinemaSins.
20:07 Rape-face.
20:23 ...Yeah, the cars should have started driving and Dib should be dead.
20:33 Whoever owns this car is okay with a little boy jumping on and running over it.
20:45 Dib just ruined his surprise advantage by laughing for completely no reason.
21:38 Zim looks way to comfortable for someone who's just watching somebody else getting attacked by a dog.
22:06 Nobody notices the flying dog, despite Zim screaming bloody murder.
22:11 Nightmare fuel.
22:12 Was that sarcastic? Because that really wasn't good work at all. The smoke led your enemy right to your base and there are high chances of you being seen by a bunch of people during that little flying stunt.
22:27 Finding out the adress of your favorite actor be like-
22:35 Really? So you've been like that since you were a baby?
22:49 Um, you shouldn't. You've made yourself a new enemy, you almost got exposed in school and you've most likely blown your cover, flying through the air like that.
23:04 Roll credits!
23:09 That should've burnt him, for all we know.
23:15 Zim is extremely high on Mission Goo.
23:26 Roll credits! Again!
23:28 - 23: 30 G.I.R fell on Zim's head, yet Zim complains about pain in the spine. Irken anatomy must be really interesting.
Total Score: 140
Sentence: Banished to Foodcourtia (You're not allowed to quit!)
I do not own Invader Zim. This is a non-profit parody of CinemaSins "Everything Wrong With..." - series.
Oh yeah, here's the link to the other person's CinemaSins parody: diamondrain676.deviantart.com/…
Hope you enjoyed!
