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Allison-beriyani — Boba Objects
Published: 2011-02-10 07:55:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 2174; Favourites: 79; Downloads: 17
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There's this "Boba Tea" place near my bookstore that I can barely stand to walk by (the sweet smell makes me nauseous) and is filled with rainbows and sparkling unicorns and the sort of cutesy paraphernalia that makes me break out in hives. The drinks are all these super-saturated unnatural fruit colors, and taste like the blood of a diabetic unicorn.I think Mr. Fett might have something to say bout this.
This piece went through about five compositions before i found one I liked. I also realized in the course of drawing this that Boba's armor is ideal for what he does: There's only armor where there are important organs to protect, reducing weight, and that it's entirely in neutral colors that fade into the back ground- he won't be seen until he wants to be.
This was done entirely for the LULZ and out of a deep love of the series. Boba Fett and everything else belong to Lucasarts/George Lucas.
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I've often related those two together. Maybe you can do one where he has his own shop. lol
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I think he likes to travel too much.
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Uh... Maybe a like a food truck he can have a food spaceship? O.o
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Who died in the background? It looks like Greedo. Does this alleged "shop" also have flowers that like nuclear warning stickers except pink?
This is hilarious! Favorited.
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The victim was the manager (not Greedo), who was foolish enough to try to offer Mr. Fett Samples of their new flavor: KawaiiberryUnicornjizz!
If you're referencing something with the pink nuclear waring stickers, I totally missed it.
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It's like being inside the mind of Barbie.
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"I thought it was cute!" is not an acceptable explanation.
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Sweet makes you sick??
That's confusing... But Boba is a drink I think...
Btw great pic
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Singr will eat your souls
Grievous and Josh <3
Boba Fett? BOBA FETT?!? Well ok
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I only like a few kinds of sweet flavors- the rest make me gag.
Boba Tea is a Tea that is majority sweet cream and sugar., then they put sugary flavors in it and tappioca candy.
Thanks for commenting! Have a llama!
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I'd give you a llama but it's not working..
I'll try later
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Singr will eat your souls
Grievous and Josh <3
Boba Fett? BOBA FETT?!? Well ok
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Thanks- I've had trouble with them before.
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He rarely is, come to think of it...
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Yes.....that is true.
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I lol'ed. I can just hear him saying what you've got in the speech bubble, so very deadpan.
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I like your version of the joke too!
I don't think Boba speaks in anything BUT deadpan, save the occasional Mandolorian curse word.
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Thanks! your comics are pretty funny too!
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did you actually read some of my stuf?? i didnt think anyone did. thanx!!
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What?! Blue hood is awseome! (He needs a little polishing, but I like where he's started)
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thats so nice of you to say!! he DOES need a little polishing(just dont tell HIM that!!) keep up the good work, and ill try to do the same!!
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I'm glad you like it, can't stand the stuff, personally.
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((Oh LOL. "There had better be a VERY good explanation for this." XD))
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Acceptable responses include, but are not limited to:
shooting oneself in the head
shooting oneself in the genitals
burning the store down
declaring war on Boba Tea
and making him cake.
Really, words Just aren't going to work here.
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Thanks! (I like how your comment keeps you in character of being the King of Awesomeness)
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Your welcome and thanks.
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Thanks also for the faves! have a llama!
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Your welcome and thanks.
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Thanks!
I'm glad I amused someone today.
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Thanks! Love the stormtrooper hearts...
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I wouldn't either, if i found out i shared a name with one of the galaxy's worst food-like-substances!
(is that a fanged deer or kirin for your icon?)
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It is a fangly deer.
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YAYZ!
I flipped out the first time I saw those in person.
I was six at the time and was convinced that mad science had figured out how to cross-breed saber-tooth tigers and deer for some nefarious purpose...
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Hahah! XD
And then he becomes the head of the Tea store.
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I don't know, his bounty-hunting business seems to be his thing (though killing unicorns for ingredients might please him too). I see him more shutting down the business and sending the owners to the spice mines of Kessel.
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XD
That works too, lol.
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Even before I read some of the comments, I figured it was a misspelling of "bubble" tea. Hilarious, though. Won't be able to drink the bubble teas around here without giggling and thinking of Fett now.
Strange that the ones you get are super sweet and over colorful. The bubble teas sold where I live are like flavored regular teas. Different fruit flavors, but not candy/anime colored and sweetened, but not so sweet it's like "diabetic unicorn blood". lol, love that description, btw.
The sweetest bubble tea I've ever had here is a Thai styled ice tea(as the place I get the bubble tea here is a local Thai/Chinese restaurant), but it's a rich red color with the bubbles and ice in it.
But if Boba ever did find a candy-colored, cutesy place selling fruity teas calling it "Boba Tea", lmao, he probably WOULD freak out. *cackle*
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This store is in a japanese-tourist-oriented mall, which might explain the highly unnatural coloring, but I have no clue on the sweetness. Thai iced tea is right on the edge of the sweetness-I-can-tolerate-line, but there's something unnatural about these things...
There are a limited number of things that are acceptable for a mandalorian to freak out about. I'm pretty sure this is one of them.
*needs to draw Boba hunting down Diabetic unicorns...*
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Is Boba tea anything like bubble tea?? Cute, btw X3
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