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act 2 part 9.joe walker, i love you, but please never wear a dress again.
You Were Never My Lover (Stutter)
music and lyrics by Darren Criss
UMBRIDGE:
Remember that time?
When you wouldn't talk to me?
No you wouldn't talk to me
Yesterday.
We were gettin' along!
We had that little dance-y thing!
Well here's a song I sing
My way,
It was gonna be fine.
But you didn't wanna be,
Be the man who'd be with me--
No way.
But now you sayin' it's time--
Why you gotta be like that?
I don't like the way you act
Round me.
So baby come on, come on...
Oh don't you tell me to go,
And say "I'm the one,"
D-d-do you think I'm dumb?
Sorry- did I just stutter?
Won't tell you what you know,
But this is the end...
You were never my friend,
You were never my--
You were never my lover!
Remember that night?
When I saw you tremblin' there?
I remembered, "I don't care,"
'Bout you.
I'm rememberin' how
You thought you were at the top,
Well I think we're better off
Without you!
And I got your number--
And I don't mean in my phone;
Would've already just thrown it out,
If I'd known about
The way you'd bitch and moan,
Remember that way--
How you were way outta line?
Well now you're way outta time!
So tell me what you want on your tombstone!
Come on, come on...
Oh don't you tell me to go,
And say "I'm the one,"
We're dur-dur-dur done!
'Scuse me, did I just stutter?
Won't tell you what you know,
But this is the end...
You were never my friend,
You were never my--
You were never my lover!
It's too bad you a loser.
Too bad you waste my time.
Good thing that I'm around
To keep your ass in line!
... You were never my--
You were never my lover!
oh, btw- if you've never heard darren's version of this, go listen.
[link]
man i love him. <3
"you were never my lover (stutter)" (c) darren criss/starkid
harry potter (c) jk rowling
a very potter sequel (c) starkid
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Comments: 16
Wtfiretruck!! if he never wore a dress again then he'd have to wear tanktops all the time (which i have NO problem with) that man needs to show off his biceps or the world will most definitely Essplode. love the pic btw *o*
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I saw this, while listening to stutter and the last line "You were never my lover" played.
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Much agreed, Joe Walker should never wear a dress again,
he's much shmexier as Voldemort.
Niz xxx
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omg, i just watched the sequel. awwwwww, favourite song, definitely! and joe walker is such a hottie <3!! thanks for the lyrics
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I looooove Joe Walker. <3 even in a dress. xD
Mhmmm. :]
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ahh i loved this song even though it was barely comprehensible >.>
oh joe you cross-dresser you
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he's such a lovely cross dresser. C: <3
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Pfft.
Joe needs to /keep/ wearing a dress.
It's amazing.
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He does ;] Buuuut he's disturbing as Umbridge. Too much make-up.
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