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tspeecestudios In reply to ??? [2007-03-25 20:32:17 +0000 UTC]

Only cuz it's true. You know this means Will and Norrington are going to die next.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-03-25 20:45:41 +0000 UTC]

;-; Bite your tongue! God forbid, man, god FORBID.

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-03-25 20:48:32 +0000 UTC]

It's not my fault! They gots the cancer and they don't knows it!

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-03-25 22:12:32 +0000 UTC]

;-; they're doomed.

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-03-25 22:16:58 +0000 UTC]

I know; we trade Elizabeth for Jack on Davy Jone's ship. Then we run away before he figures out what we did.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-03-25 23:39:47 +0000 UTC]

*chuckles* Brilliant plan! And flawless. I can see no possible way this plan could fail.

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-03-26 00:42:03 +0000 UTC]

There is the problem of the Kracken...or is it Kray-ken? Anywhoo...I say we bribe him with cookies. Or booze...or booze-cookies!

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-03-26 01:30:37 +0000 UTC]

I believe it is "Kraken". And I do not know how much booze could a Kraken chug if a Kraken could chug booze. *shot*

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-03-26 01:56:06 +0000 UTC]

That's a good one. I still say we give him booze and cookies to keep him from ruining our devious plot.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-03-26 02:41:28 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant! *whitey high-five*

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-03-26 13:31:29 +0000 UTC]

I am! *goofy knuckle punching*

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-03-26 21:49:47 +0000 UTC]

Okay, so let me get this straight, since it's been a couple of days:

-Switch Elizabeth for Jack
-Bribe the Kraken, a thousand-ton sea monster with no coherent thinking other than "HUNGRY" and "FOOD", with booze-cookies in order to continue to leave Jack alone...
-Skip off on our merry way and wait for the third movie to come out.

Is that all? Or are we also involving some insane and ingenius plot involving Davy Jones an accordian, 60 pounds of toothpaste and the word "marmalade"?

...Wow, just had a really weird Kenan and Kel flashback.

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-03-27 00:21:22 +0000 UTC]

You had me at the first part of the plan. The marmalade and toothpaste have lost me...is this going to involve dressing in drag and impersonating clergy? Cuz...I can do it, but I can't go back to England if I do.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-03-27 21:45:37 +0000 UTC]

...Possibly. And of questionable legality.

How do you feel about living in Singapore? England's far overrated anyway.

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-03-27 23:00:37 +0000 UTC]

Legality is really just a set of mind...guidelines, if you will.

Singapore is for tourists. I say we just take over an island in the South Pacific and call it New-New-Awesome-Land.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-03-27 23:02:55 +0000 UTC]

There was an original New Awesome Land? How did I not know this?

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-03-28 00:09:33 +0000 UTC]

Because when the guy who writes the history books for highschool wrote about it, he somehow got the word "Atlantis" from New-Awesome-Land...we're still not sure how. But anyway, it was all about gambling, 24-hour booze and room service...and hot guys. That's actually where bishonen originated from! But then the mob moved in and one thing led to another until the place joined the Witness Protection Program and got relocated. Sad stuff, the fate of New Awesome Land.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-03-28 00:17:39 +0000 UTC]

You know, after that description i don't even want to know about the original Awesome land. New New Awesome Land it is!

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-03-28 01:41:09 +0000 UTC]

Hey, at least now you're informed. Now...

1) Switch Elizabeth for Jack.
2) Bribe Kraken to keep his fat beak shut with booze and cookies.
3) Enact bizarre plan involving cross-dressing and peanut butter.
4) Run off to New-New-Awesome Land.

Next Tuesday is going to be quite busy!

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-03-28 02:21:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh, NEXT Tuesday? Hrmn. I think I have violin practice. ;-; We may have to see.

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-03-28 13:39:21 +0000 UTC]

Which is more important? Vivaldi, or saving sexy Jack from Davy Jones while at the same time getting rid of cancerous Elizabeth and building New-New-Awesome-Land?

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-03-28 13:42:59 +0000 UTC]

Hush, it's not that kind of violin music. It's much more awesome.

...Damn, I guess you're right. Can I do both?

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-03-28 13:44:16 +0000 UTC]

I like Vivaldi. *pout*

You do remember the part where we have to bribe the Kraken with cookies and booze? That'll take time.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-03-28 17:03:39 +0000 UTC]

Particularly the part about securing actual booze. I'm underage. ;-;

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-03-28 19:32:05 +0000 UTC]

I've got that covered.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-03-29 02:53:01 +0000 UTC]

Awesome. Next Tuesday it is.

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-03-29 03:59:02 +0000 UTC]

Sweeeee-eeeee-eeeet! New-New-Awesome Land, here we come...after doing all that other stuff.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-03-29 21:33:19 +0000 UTC]

>D W00t!

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-04-02 01:57:02 +0000 UTC]

And with your permisson, I'd like to sketch this entire conversation.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-04-02 16:26:40 +0000 UTC]

*chuckles* Oh, absolutely, go right ahead. This was one for the record books.

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-04-02 19:47:38 +0000 UTC]

Good stuff. It should be up by the end of the week...or the start of next week. Whenever I get time.

We rock, don't we?

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-04-02 21:09:10 +0000 UTC]

*laughing* Now, it would be vain and self-absorbed of me to say that yes, we do rock, but to deny it would be lying. Ah well. We kick ass. *more geeky high-fives* Looking forward to seeing it!

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-04-02 23:29:52 +0000 UTC]

There's no shame in stating the absolute undeniable truth. We rock. We know it. We share it.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-04-03 01:18:20 +0000 UTC]

Join us. Become....one of us...

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-04-03 02:12:34 +0000 UTC]

There is no joining us because we are like snowflakes. Awesome, and unique...and stuff.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-04-03 14:36:52 +0000 UTC]

But what about snowballs?

*being difficult and knows it well*

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-04-03 22:07:29 +0000 UTC]

You know what happens to snowballs? They melt or are eaten by hungry Italian kids. Do you really want to be a snowball?

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-04-04 01:27:49 +0000 UTC]

...*blank look* Well, when put it that way..

What, are you serious about the Italians? *so culturally inept*

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-04-04 12:33:35 +0000 UTC]

Haven't you ever had Italian ice? It's just a fruity snowball. Very tasty and very cheap.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-04-04 20:47:45 +0000 UTC]

;-; Not as often as I'd like. But they are quite tasty.

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-04-05 05:18:10 +0000 UTC]

I know! I'm the same way about cold stone icecream.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-04-05 21:08:49 +0000 UTC]

Do you mean like "Stone cold" as in Stone Cold Steve Austin, or is there an actual flavor of ice cream out there called "cold stone"? Because that can't be very tasty. Unless you are a dwarf and like eating rocks.

And yes. I did do a vague Terry Pratchett reference there.

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-04-05 21:48:41 +0000 UTC]

nope, I mean a place called Cold Stone Creamery that is very expensive and very tasty. Dwarves do not eat the rocks; they mine and crush them...because dwarves are cool.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-04-06 05:13:27 +0000 UTC]

*grins* Ahhh. I see.

;-; And the dwarves in the Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett do eat teh rocks. So there. You can take your Seven Dwarves and...Wait, is there really a difference between "Dwarves" and "Dwarfs"? Other than the letters v and f.

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-04-06 05:49:44 +0000 UTC]

Dwarves is the grammatically correct pluralization of 'dwarf'.

I wasn't talking Disney. I was thinking more LotR. Gimli roxorz the

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-04-06 22:38:03 +0000 UTC]

*laughs* Ohh. ;-; Well, it's been a long long time since I read Tolkien. Pratchett pretty much took over my life in the fantasy/sci-fi/humor genre.

...Oh, who am I kidding. He pretty much took over my life, period.

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-04-06 23:53:18 +0000 UTC]

Heh, I never did get a feeling for Pratchett. Now R.A. Salvatore ate an entire summer of mine with his Lone Drow series. Unfortunately, they're not very interesting to re-read.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-04-07 00:15:26 +0000 UTC]

Hrrmn. I'll have to check him out.

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tspeecestudios In reply to Ally-Rinally [2007-04-07 00:18:46 +0000 UTC]

You're better off getting the books from the library. They're a good story, and they're good when you're reading them...but the chances of re-reading them are slim to bupkiss.

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Ally-Rinally In reply to tspeecestudios [2007-04-07 01:47:21 +0000 UTC]

*grins* Haven't been to a library in a long, long time. I mostly buy my books and then donate them later.

But I will look for them.

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