HOME | DD
Almighty-Cracker — LOTS OF HOLES TO CHOOSE FROM
Published: 2012-05-01 01:49:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 1690; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 36
Redirect to original
Description
She is a walking Trypophobia target seriously.Related content
Comments: 58
With Chrysalis, bronies can fap to:
anal sex
normal sex
oral sex
nostril sex
hair sex
wing sex
horn sex and
foot sex
I feel dirty, VERY DIRTY D:
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
YOU SHOULD FEEL THAT WAY
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I GOT A TURTLE, I DON'T FEEL DIRTY ANYMORE
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
MAKE SURE TO WAX IT GENTLY AT NIGHT SO THAT IT DOESN'T KILL YOU
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I PET IT EVERY MORNING WILL THAT WORK
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
MAYBE AS LONG AS YOU GIVE IT CELERY SCENTED BATHS AT THE SAME TIME
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Now to be serious, I got my turtle at one festival game, because it looked so scared. And I can't afford a bigger tank for it to be happy
AND IT NEEDS A NAME, AND SEVERAL CELERY-SCENTED BATHS
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
ITS NAME MUST BE THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER.
CHOOSE CAREULLY
(and poor turtle. D: i hope that doesnt have any effect on its health. i once got some beta fish from a petstore and they were only selling older ones that looked a bit beat up. :C )
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I saw in a site that turtles under stress don't live as much as others...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
spoil it then. spoil it HARD
make it chill as heck take it to a TURTLE SPA and bring lots of TURTLE LADIES
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I dunno wether it's a boy or girl, so I called it BUBBLES!
And as I don't have a special light bulb for turtles, I open my windows everyday to give it gentle sun baths, the light in my room is perfect, really.
It kinda looks like this guy's turtle: [link] But it has orange on the red parts.
OR MAYBE I SHOULD SEND IT TO A GAY TURTLE BAR, THAT WAY BUBBLES WILL FIND LOTS OF GENDERS TO CHOOSE FROM >:U
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cuteness~ QuQ
How small is it?
AND YES GAY BAR YES PERFECT
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
If it's for the size of Bubbles, about 4 of them fit in my hand, Bubbles is really tiny so I suppose it has about 2 months or so of age.
AND GAY BARS ARE ALWAYS THE ANSWER
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I want some turtles now.
But my mom says no inside animals except fish. /cries forever
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I used to have a beta fish when I was 6, I called it Blackyblue ;w;
One day after shopping I found it dead in it's little tank... I cried for two days
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I've had a few betas in my life. I'm going to buy a bigger tank before I get another one. My last one seemed so sad in my last bowl, even though it had been upgraded from the cup at the pet store, to a small bowl, then to the medium one it was in. Plus I love fish decorations and would like a bigger place to put some in to spoil it. C:
I've cried over fish before, as well as a hamster I had since it was a little one. It lived it's full life and I even buried it and make a little tombstone out of a brick. C':
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Oh my goodness, you made a tomb for your pet too?
I did that for Blacky ;w;
He rests in my garden...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I live across the street from the house where she's buried, beside the house directly in front of it. I should take my dog for a walk and try and see if I can see it, but the new people have kids so it may have been taken down...
I was 9-10 when it died and I'm 16 now but that kind of makes me want to cry.
Also this has nothing to do with anything but [link] You might enjoy this. C: Dumb people are entertaining. Some of the latest posts are GOLD.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I've seen that page 
"I DIDN'T STEAL I TOOK IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S SITE"
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
They turned her from an evil overlord to a slut.
What the fuck, ponyfags?
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
well considering how she was trying to take over equestria due to it having more "love" than anywhere else, it was inevitable.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Oh, I know...
*puts on sunglasses, and shoots Queen Chrysalis' head with a shotgun*
the one in your head.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is officially the world's dumbest attempt to impersonate Horatio Caine.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
And yet, I knew that someone had to do that.
Here's the solution--->[link]
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Lol, I love this. I especially love how this is in 3 anti mlp groups yet is also in an erotic MLP group. Anyways, nice job.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
MASTURBATOR OF PONY ASS!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
WHY I NEVER! D:
/shank
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
HOW DARE YOU SIR QAQ
/criescriescries
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Why did i click this....
Oh wait, i can cure this by drawing it into nightmare fuel!
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
BECUZ U LIEK FAP
U GO 20% FASTER WHEN U SEE PONIE ASS AMIRITE?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
To be honest, the amount of cuntshots and tits on Da made me dry up my Straight.
And the screenies of Horse wankers made me realize, this penis is useless in this current world.
But seeing guys butts on the other hand....
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Do it. It's the only cure to making this remotely okay.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Trypophilia, you mean? I think Trypophobia would mean you're afraid of holes, rather than the uh.. opposite.
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
No. Trypophobia. But trypophilia can work too.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I presumed due to the sexual connotations of the image and the usual behavior of some Bronies. You can bet there's already leg-hole related porn out there.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Then it would be trypofilia, right?
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
It is funny because she has more holes than a slice of Swiss cheese.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
the left nostril amirite?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
| Next =>