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Published: 2014-05-07 18:24:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 383; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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Rare gets a taste of Fifi and her annoying personality XDRare belongs toΒ andrewbrauer96
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Rare: (Angry) Get that fucking smirk off your retarded face!!!
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Fifi: but it's having fun here.
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Rare: I'm not having fun!!! How could I be having fun!!??
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Fifi: because people always have fun with me. (pushes the corners of Rare's mouth the make her look like she is smiling) See you're having fun.
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Rare: (Pushes Fifi away) Go away you fucking freak!! (Slaps Fifi in the face)
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Fifi: i didn't know your hand was a slappy fishy.
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Rare: (Eye twitches) You better just leave me alone. (Storms away)
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Fifi: I wuv you Cookie Fairy
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Rare: FUCK OFF!! (Tries to run away)
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Fifi: (pops out of Rare's Shirt) Where are we going?
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Rare: (Slams her ass in the ground) Crushing your head!!
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((It said Shirt not skirt))
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(Rare grabs Fifi by the neck and starts punching her in the face repeatedly)
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Fifi: (doesn't process the pain) my head feels spinny
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(Rare snaps Fifi's neck)
Rare: NOW IT'S BROKEN!! (Storms off)
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(pops back to life)
Fifi: I'm a nut cracker! Yay!
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Rare: (Growls) STOP THIS SHIT!!!
(Kicks Fifi in the face many times until her head explodes like a pumpkin)
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(pops back to life)
Fifi: Am i a pumpkin pie?
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(Rare picks up Fifi and staples her arms and legs to a wall)
Rare: Now it's time to get brutal! (Uses a baseball bat and beats Fifi brutally with it)
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Fifi: Take me out to the ball game.
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(Rare's right eye twitches as she continues to beat her with a baseball bat)
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Fifi: Hey batter batter batter
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(Rare swings the bat at Fifi's head, knocking it right out of her body completely)
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(Pops back to life again)
Fifi: It's good!
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Rare: (Angry) STOP IT!!! (Hits Fifi repeatedly with the baseball bat)
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Fifi: Foul ball! kill the vampire!
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Rare: Fuck you RETARD!! (Tried to run away from Fifi)
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Fifi: Cookie Fairy wait for me! (runs after her)
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Rare: (While running away) No! Leave me alone!! (Gets in her sports car and drives away)
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Fifi: Okay I'll see you at cookie castle (skips off)
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(Rare sighs of relief and drives off)
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(Later when Rare gets home, she sees her home turned into a giant cookie)
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Rare: (Shocked with her jaw all the way to the ground) FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK!!
((Actually, that would be a funny pic, if Rare's house was now a giant cookie, thanks to Fifi))
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Fifi: (comes out the door) Now your house looks awesome and everyone will love you now. YAY!
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(Rare continues to be in shock and isn't moving)
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Fifi: i even brought all your friends who takes pictures of us. (paparazzi comes swarming around Rare taking pictures and asking why she changed her house into a giant cookie)
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(Rare storms past everyone and tries to rip apart the cookie house with her own bare hands out of anger )
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Fifi: but I made it just for you Cookie Fairy.
(The paparazzi swarms Rare again now asking why she would rip apart someone's gift to her and how she could be so cruel towards a celebrity like Fifi)
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Rare: (Angry) This is NOT A GIFT!!! (Points to Fifi) That girl ruined my original house!!!
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Fifi: I wanted to make cookie fairy happy to live in a sweet crunchy cookie.
(paparazzi continues to question Rare's actions)
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Rare: (Growls) NO! (Grabs Fifi's face and smashes it against the cookie house)
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reporter: What a scoop. heartless celebrity beats helpless beloved celebrity.
(The rest of the paparazzi start making up their own stories and leave)
Fifi: Where are the flashy men going?
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Rare: I DON'T CARE!!! (Drives off in her sports car)
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Fifi: Okay I love you bye bye. (waves to Rare)
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(Rare gives Fifi the middle finger as she drives away)
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