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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-26 19:24:26 +0000 UTC]

it would be real sad to know you are related to such an idiot. XD

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-26 20:14:41 +0000 UTC]

Especially if you're a super genius!

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-26 21:01:19 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-26 21:06:33 +0000 UTC]

Hey Fifi!

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-26 21:14:20 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: Hay is for camels!

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-26 21:15:38 +0000 UTC]

I found you a friend!But he's hiding in this box!*holds up a box*

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-26 21:27:29 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: GIMME!!!

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-26 21:31:22 +0000 UTC]

*gives her the box and moves away*Now that she's taken care of...*turns to Professor Stick*I would like to see whatever you have that Fifi hasn't destroyed...yet.

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-26 21:35:15 +0000 UTC]

Professor Stick: I locked it up and don't plan to open it until Fifi goes off somewhere else.

Fifi: (appears behind them) Let's open the box together! (opens the box with both of them near it)

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-26 21:37:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh shit she let him out....
*a small weird looking creature hops out,then starts singing "Everything you know is wrong" by Weird Al*

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-26 21:47:17 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: A NEW PET!!! MINE!!! (hugs the creature while breaking it's bones) I always wanted a pet piggy!

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-27 12:28:37 +0000 UTC]

*the creature has no bones*

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-27 17:07:09 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: I'm going to call you Georgie Poo!

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-27 18:15:56 +0000 UTC]

Georgie Poo:*attaches to her face like a sucker-fish*

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-27 18:30:28 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: (Swallows it and spits it out all tangled up) that was fun

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-27 18:35:12 +0000 UTC]

Fifi,there's an ice-cream truck on the other side of the country,go catch it before it leaves!

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-27 18:36:09 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: is there cookie flavors?

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-27 18:40:09 +0000 UTC]

ALL cookie flavors.

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-27 18:50:56 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: YIPPIE! (zips off to the ice cream truck)

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-27 20:05:46 +0000 UTC]

*goes to Stick excitedly*Can I see your stuff now?

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-27 23:13:52 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: (comes right back a couple seconds later holding the ice cream truck over her head) I scream for cookies!

Wolf: It's "I scream for ice cream" you moron!

Fifi: I cookies for you cookies!

Wolf: god damn it

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-28 14:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Georgie Poo:*rolls out the door*

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-28 18:11:52 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: (Grabs the creature) Lets go have more fun Poo! (carries it away)

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-28 18:15:08 +0000 UTC]

*locks the door so she doesn't come back*

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-28 18:36:43 +0000 UTC]

Wolf: ha! you think that will hold her?

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-28 18:38:31 +0000 UTC]

Chuck:Not really,but this will.*throws a device outside,which creates a forcefield specifically made to repel Fifi's DNA composition*It was a present from some aliens I met.

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-28 18:47:14 +0000 UTC]

(Fifi appears behind them)

Fifi: HI COOKIE MEN!!!

Wolf: See, if you knew Fifi then you would know about her able to defy logic.

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-28 19:46:42 +0000 UTC]

Fifi,go find Poo

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-28 20:26:52 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: he's right here! (holds up Poo in a tutu and painted pink) Isn't she just the sweetest?

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-28 20:28:39 +0000 UTC]

Suuurreee.....
Poo:*squeaks*

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-28 21:12:18 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: Now let me dress you up!

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-28 21:13:07 +0000 UTC]

*the Earth shakes when I speak*HELL FUCKING NOOO!!!!!!

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-28 21:18:43 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: okay what kind of princess dress do you like and what color?

Wolf: Dude, you better run.

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-28 21:21:06 +0000 UTC]

You got it,*I turn to run,but then Chuck injects me with something that he found in Stick's lab*OW WHAT WAS THAT?!
Chuck:*looks at the label*Hmmmm,Chromosome mutagen.
Me:*turns into a girl version of myself*CHUCK!!!!
Chuck: Boooobs.....

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-28 21:30:51 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: Yay! girlfriend! (takes you away in a dress closet to come back out a second later dressed in an elegant dress of pink and purple colors) I never knew you were a princess.

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-28 21:33:22 +0000 UTC]

*I attempt to leave,but then all the guys try to molest me and I have to lock the door and stay inside*OnO

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-28 21:35:43 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: Do you want to play make up now?

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-28 21:36:21 +0000 UTC]

*hides behind Wolf*

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-28 21:37:27 +0000 UTC]

Wolf: You know you should kill Chuck for this. I tried to help by telling you to run.

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-28 21:41:49 +0000 UTC]

*walks over to Chuck and holds up my fist*
Chuck: Oh no..
Me:I'll do it!
Chuck: Please don't!
Me:I'll fucking do it!!*my fist starts to glow*
Chuck:*gets on his knees*I'M SORRY,PLEASE DON'T DO IT!!!!
Me:*brings my fist back*IT'S IN MOTION!!!*my fist radiates with pure energy*
Chuck:NOO-
(Meanwhile,on Pluto...)
Alien 1:*looks up and sees a bright light*Hey,you see that?
Alien 2:I think it's an explosion...
(Back to Earth)
Chuck:I hate Thunder-Punches...*turns into a pile of ash*

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-28 21:48:06 +0000 UTC]

Wolf: Well done.

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-29 14:35:13 +0000 UTC]

*my eyes glow,there is a bright light,and Chuck is back to normal*
Chuck: OW SON OF A FUCKING SLUTTY BITCH WHORE!!!!!!!IT HURTS WORSE WHEN I GET REVIVED!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-29 18:12:36 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: (Puts a huge band aid on Chucks face) There now you will feel better.

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-29 18:15:19 +0000 UTC]

Chuck:Thanks?...

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-29 18:24:38 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: (shoves Chuck into a bed in pink pajamas) now stay in bed.

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-29 18:26:54 +0000 UTC]

Chuck:*looks at the pj's*Hmmmm you got anything in green?

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-29 18:28:35 +0000 UTC]

Fifi: no you look prettier in pink. tee hee.

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Not-from-this-space In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2014-03-29 18:28:59 +0000 UTC]

Chuck:

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Not-from-this-space [2014-03-29 18:40:57 +0000 UTC]

Wolf: yeah she has that effect om others

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