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Quixy: (makes the engine roar before speeding off at reckless speed) so where are you two going
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Ron: We're heading to my studio just in Town
Rocky: Wow slow down a little, you'll get us killed!
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Quixy: the only way you'll get killed in this car is if you don't wear a seat belt.
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Rocky: I'm already wearing one.
Spike: I don't know how to wear a seat belt. (Is sitting upside down)
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(they are coming up to an intersection)
Quixy: Well hold on then boys cuz this is going to be one hell of a ride.
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Ron: Yeah... that might be a good idea. (Picks up his other arm and goe to the hospital)
(A few days later)
Ron: (Waiting at a set of traffic lights in the BMW, M3, GTR from Need for Speed)
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(he saw a fighter jet sly low through the city)
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Ron: Um... I wonder where Quixy is... she said she be here soon.
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(the jet Flies right over close to Ron)
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(He gets a phone call)
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Ron: (Picks up the phone) Alrighty?
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Quixy: (on the phone) What's up Ron?
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Ron: (On the phone) Oh, hey Quixy, what's up?
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Quixy: I am. didn't you see me?
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Ron: (realisation) Wait... so you were in that fighter jet... nice!
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Quixy: Actually Wolf is flying for me. I only know how to drive cars.
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Ron: Oh... so how's Wolf?
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Quixy: Well once you get to know him... HE'S AWESOME!
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Ron: Yeah, that's true... so... did you wanna race?
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Quixy: Well I want to ask Wolf if he could take me on a spin with his cyberbike after this.
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Ron: O...kay and I was wondering... do you wanna go for a drink sometime?
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Quixy: Maybe if I'm not busy.
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Ron: Alrighty awesome, so when you free?
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Quixy: I don't know. Wolf said after this he was going to go on a space battle, go on a secret mission with possible car chases, bank robberies, dragon riding, jetpack flying, bungee jumping into a volcano and stuff like that and I want to tag along.
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Ron: Actually that sounds like fun... could you ask Wolf if Mr Retard can come?
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Quixy: (faint voices talking on the phone) Wolf said as long as you aren't as gay as you are retarded... he told me to tell you that word for word, sorry.
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Ron: (Signs) It's fine, I meet you guys at the runway I guess.
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Wolf: (grabs the phone) That's if we decide to land at the airport (laughs and hangs up)
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Ron: Or I'll just play the guessing game. (Tries to follow the sound of the jet)
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Wolf: You know Quixy there is one thing about flying low in a city with a jet.
Quixy: what could that be?
(They start being attacked by other jets)
Wolf: It's illegal and sometimes forces them to shoot you don't when you don't return communication.
Quixy: What the hell!?
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Ron: (In his car, following the sounds of the jets)
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(sees Wolf and Quixy being pursued by fighter jets)
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Ron: Aw... shit! (Pulls over and gets out a javelin rocket)
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(The jets keep flying passed behind builings to get a clear shot by Ron)
Quixy: Just how many times does this happen?
Wolf: I don't keep count, just the memories of fun.
Quixy: You're crazy.
Wolf: That's what makes it fun.
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Ron: (Fires his Javelin at one of the enemy jets, which destroys it) Um... well, this is gonna be a piece of cake.
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(he sees the jet fly out of the smoke unharmed)
Wolf: (Calls Ron) they have counter measures remember numb nuts?
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Ron: (Sarcasm) Now I know, thanks again!
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Wolf: You need to work on you knowledge of war ya noob
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Ron: (Sarcasm a puts on a dumb voice) Aw... thanks a bunch!
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Wolf: the voice suits you (laughs)
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Ron: (Keeps the dumb voice on and sarcasm) Aw... stop it you!
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Wolf: now I know where to go to laugh at
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Ron: (Dumb voice and sarcasm) Oh... good for you!
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Ron: Alrighty, I guess I'll see you both in a mow... well... unless you both get yourselves killed.
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Quixy: What?
Wolf: now when have I let that happened to me?
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Ron: Obviously never.
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Quixy: What do you plan to do?
Wolf: You know what I taught you on how to fly this thing?
Quixy: A little yeah.
Wolf: Good enough, take the stick. (pops open his hatch and climbs out onto the top)
Quixy: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!?! (quickly grabs the steering stick and tries to fly the jet)
Wolf: (mounts a 50 cal machine gun on the top of the jet) What made you think I was sane? (laughs maniacally and begins shooting the jets behind them)
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