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Published: 2014-11-10 00:11:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 1182; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 0
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Wanted to make Fifi with a derp. The butterfly was just something extra.Related content
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Fifi: who is something? Have I seen him before? is he here? (Shakes her hand in the air in front of her) Hello mr. something.
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Aron: (saying to her sadly) No, it's about making you do things to what I do to you ...
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Aron: I understand you, but ... I do not know why I did that but (starts to vote for tears) I just want it to be solved ...
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Fifi: one plus B is chow mien. Yay, I solved it, tee hee.
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Aron: (crying) Fifi you do not know why I feel that way between my empty heart.
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Fifi: maybe it's because it ran out of gas.
he's never going to get through to her. she's too stupid to understand anything ar all.))
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okay...
Aron: I'm so sorry for treating you like that and I do not want that to happen, but ... (breaks the crying) I'm so sorry !!!
Aron hugged Fifi tightly without letting go as he does not stop crying.
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Fifi: tee hee, your eyes are water guns.
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Aron: (crying desperately) I'm so Sorry Fifi! (Still not let go)
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Fifi pops into cookies and reassembles back together.
Fifi: pop goes the weasel, tee hee.
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Aron: My life is a disaster for a Peruvian like me !!!!
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Fifi: I know what you mean. Sometimes I can't find my cookies after putting them away to save them for later. but then I find them after and you'll never guess where I found them.
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Aron: (crying) That does not matter that ...., what matters is friendship!
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Fifi: like cookie monster.
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Fifi: Did you know cookie monster is my monster friend? Even I didn't know that.
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Aron: (continuing to cry)
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Fifi: I'm going to go eat a cookie, tee hee.
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Aron: (still begins to cry more for his pain)
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Fifi already left to find more cookies to eat.
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Aron: Ehm wait for me, I still have not finished talking about my feelings of my pain (he's going on towards Fifi crying)
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Wolf: dude, you're pathetic. she'll never understand why you cry, she doesn't even know what crying is. She too stupid to understand anything you do. She probably forgot her own name. even if she was normal, you think she would listen to a guy crying like a japanese anime character? the answer is obviously no. Stop embarrassing yourself and the human race.
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Aron: But even as I can stand besides ... fuck this, now my life depends on everything.
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Wolf: i wish your life was over so our sanity doesn't have to deal with your stupidity.
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Aron: You're right, things have to change if she's stupid, I still have confidence.
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Wolf: she's not going to change if that's what you mean. I wish she would so she would stop calling me her taco.
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Aron: Yes, I hope that dream happens, but you know it will never happen ... right?
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Wolf: (Sarcasm) nah, when did you figure that out? If I had only let her die that one time, she wouldn't be here to be my eternal torment.
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Aron: But still you know that ... better forgotten.
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Wolf: I wish she forgets that time, but somehow she remembers it. Now she thinks I'm her taco, meaning boyfriend, even when I tell her that I hate her, try to kill her, and tell her I would never want to be her boyfriend. Still she thinks I am her boyfriend.
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Aron: Uhm I see ... and how do you think I need to be your boyfriend, even if it's so ... stupid.
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Wolf: I don't know. I can never understand that stupid idiotic moronic bitch.
Fifi then comes back and hugs Wolf.
Fifi: Wolfy my taco!
Wolf: god damn you! I am not your taco!
Fifi: Taco my Wolfy! (Kisses Wolf's cheek)
Wolf: Rrrraagh! (Punches fifi)
Fifi: tee hee, that was fun, do it again!
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Aron: Umn interesting ...
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Fifi: Wolfy taco, taco Wolfy!
Wolf: I hate you so much.
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Wolf: I hope you know she's calling me her boyfriend when she calls me a taco.
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Aron: a good one and how do you think I will be her boyfriend or "taco" towards Fifi.
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Wolf: the hell should I know? she's an idiot. I don't know how she can do that.
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Aron: I'm sorry but one thing is for you, you have to ignore it completely.
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Wolf: what the fuck are you talking about?
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Wolf: you think she is smart enough to know she is being ignored? watch this. Hey Fifi, I'm going to ignore you.
Fifi: ooh, is that something when you put a camel inside a ice cream cup?
Wolf facepalms
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Aron:You know that I'd better get out of here already on another day I'll think of one so goodbye.
Aron the Peruvian leaves the place.
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Fifi: I'm a coo coo bird
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