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Alpha-Lonewolf — Action Figure Disaster

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Published: 2017-08-11 22:05:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 2445; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 0
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Description Red plays with Blue's one of a kind limited edition action figures.
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Red: Prepare to die Agent Hardcock! Never evil Dr. Fuck Face!
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Red: Oops.
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Red: Oh... Hi Blue. Uh, wanna roleplay?
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Red: Hello? Insane Asylum? This is a code red emergency.

Blue: Come on Red, Let's roleplay that this shotgun is a hot chick and wants your dick in her mouth so she can blow you.
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Ferninator09 [2020-12-19 19:21:54 +0000 UTC]

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xXAmmeisterXx [2017-08-17 16:24:40 +0000 UTC]

Red fucked it! XD

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to xXAmmeisterXx [2017-08-17 16:25:46 +0000 UTC]

never give Red your limited edition figurines XD

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xXAmmeisterXx In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2017-08-17 16:34:42 +0000 UTC]

Never!!! XD but that hot chick will blow him up to the shot!!! REALLY!! XDD

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to xXAmmeisterXx [2017-08-17 16:55:07 +0000 UTC]

yeah I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote that. XD

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xXAmmeisterXx In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2017-08-17 16:57:01 +0000 UTC]

haha when I was read that I was thinking what funny you must thinking on that XD how about something crazy? XD

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to xXAmmeisterXx [2017-08-17 16:58:10 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure later I will say something more crazier. X3

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xXAmmeisterXx In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2017-08-17 17:09:30 +0000 UTC]

hmmm so I can't wait X3333

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to xXAmmeisterXx [2017-08-17 17:10:33 +0000 UTC]

I'll have to look through my drawings

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xXAmmeisterXx In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2017-08-17 17:11:05 +0000 UTC]

ok sounds cool I am now drawing other my oc's

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to xXAmmeisterXx [2017-08-17 17:14:52 +0000 UTC]

sweet :3

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xXAmmeisterXx In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2017-08-17 17:19:56 +0000 UTC]

yeshhh :333

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ShiningLight50 [2017-08-11 22:19:44 +0000 UTC]

Blue finally snapped. And is it weird I always thought he would either strangle Red or use a shotgun?

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to ShiningLight50 [2017-08-11 22:21:01 +0000 UTC]

he has a shotgun

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ShiningLight50 In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2017-08-11 22:21:48 +0000 UTC]

I know. I said I always imagined he would use a shotgun on Red.

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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to ShiningLight50 [2017-08-11 22:43:47 +0000 UTC]

lesson of the day, don't mess with Blue's collectors action figures

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ShiningLight50 In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2017-08-11 22:45:30 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah. Never mess with a nerds collectables.

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