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Published: 2017-07-19 07:31:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 290; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 0
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Red: Hey Wolf!---
Red: Puck you!
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Wolf: Go puck yourself!
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Trainer: By this holy score sheet, you guys are pucking awesome!
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Wolf: Nah, I'm just in it for breaking bones and knocking out teeth.
Red: That's why Blue isn't here. He's in the hospital. XD
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Trainer: Well then, hope you both are ready for the next game, cuz there will be a crap-load of guys in the rival team to kick our asses!
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Wolf: No refs? because I will probably get kicked off the game for my... heh, heh misconductΒ Β
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Trainer: Well, consider our technique as.. "American Hockeyball".
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Wolf: The game may end in a forfeit by the other team though
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Trainer: Yup! But... I am the trainer so I'm all "fuck it! Let's kick ass and do hockey! And give babes hickies.... I need to rethink my stay at my old "Puniversity"...
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Wolf: Fuck giving girls hickies, let's straight up shoot our "Hockey sticks" in their "Goals"
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Trainer: Damn straight! And RED! What about ya?
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Red: Hell yeah!
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Trainer: Alright, good train boys, we'll be seeing ourselvves again.. next week!
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Wolf: Gives me time to fuck up other teams
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Trainer: Ya know it...
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Wolf: Come on Red, we got to teach some college kids how it's done.Β
Red: Right behind you.
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Trainer: *watches as they go* Oh well, time for some coffeee...
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A while later, an explosion happens at the college
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later Wolf and Red come back from the college
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Trainer: Are you guys OK??!
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Wolf: Of course we are, we are the ones who did that
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Trainer: WHAT.
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Red: Yeah, we kicked their ass on the game and then we stole their hockey trophy.
Wolf: That's when I sabotaged their college's gas line and blew up the place.
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Trainer: So you risked our rival's team lives, and also possibly KILLED their friends??!!
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Wolf: No better way to do it. 
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Trainer: ...I LOVE YOU GUYS!
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Red: Also I fucked most of the bitches in that place too
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Trainers: Just for them to die..?
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Wolf: once again, there is no better way.
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Trainer: ...I see...
Police officer: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR, YOU'RE SURROUNDED!
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Wolf: Just another day in the city.
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Police officer: You're under arrest for the murder of a local hockey team!
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Wolf: Do you want to handle it or should I?Β
Red: Dude, let Wolf handle it! It will be awesome!
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Trainer: Go on.. you'll need this. *throws a cannon blaster to this* I always use that on trick or treaters.
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Wolf: I don't need this BB gun. (Tosses it to Red and pulls out a plasma pulse gatling gun) Let me show you how it's done.
Just when the cops were about to break in, The door blows up in a green explosion as a rapid fire of plasma pulse shots comes spraying out at them and blowing them all up
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Trainer: Kick ass!
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Red: It's like living in an action movie with this guy.
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Trainer: C'mon, fuck the police! Let's show ALL the hockey teams around the world how it's done!
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Wolf: HA! what hockey teams? they all suck.
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Trainer: Who knows? But we'll kick their asses... then kill 'em all!
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Wolf: Wait I got a better idea
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