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Alpha-Lonewolf β Quixy
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(Quixy stops at a decimated area at an intersection)
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Ron: What the hell happened here?
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Wolf: (Wolf comes out of a flame in his Cyborg suit riding his cyber bike) I happened here.
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Ron: Good for you... hey about us three having a street race?
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Wolf: you did just see what I did to this place right?
Quixy: So? who can't do stuff like this on a... (wolf points up on buildings where some type of tracks where marked all over the walls) Wait you mean to tell me you can drive on walls?
Wolf: And much more.
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Ron: Driving on the planet Uranus maybe? (Awkward silence) Wut? Oh come on that was meant to be funny... okay it wasn't funny.
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Wolf: try saying something about your face. you can't run out of jokes for that.
(Quixy laughs)
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Ron: Oh why is it? Because of my tattoos or maybe my hat?
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Wolf: you can also add no intelligence to the list of jokes as well.
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Ron: (Sarcasm) Great idea, I'll do that right now!
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Wolf: good while you do that, I'll talk to the rookie here.
Quixy: (eye twitches) What did you just call me?
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Ron: Wolf... please don't do what I think you're gonna do.
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Wolf: Would that be killing her or insulting her to have a laugh?
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Quixy: Wow you are a dick.
Wolf: Something that Ron lacks along with a set of balls to play with.
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Ron: Alrighty, I'm a dick! I'm so sorry please, I hope you both can forgive me!
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Quixy: I was talking about... what's your name?
Wolf: It's Wolf and you must be the one Ron was gonna try to park in your back seat.
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Ron: Oh... wait what back seat?
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Quixy: You seriously didn't get that?
Wolf: Way to impress a girl with a wit like yours Ronnie. (laughs)
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Ron: (Realiztion) Oh... I see what you did there. (Chuckles)
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Wolf: it's about time. I thought it would take you next season to get it. (to Quixy) I hope you aren't investing in this old rent-a-wreck.
Quixy: (laughs a bit) Sorry Ron but that was kind of funny.
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Ron: It's perfectly fine. (Bursts out laughing)
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Wolf: wow you either have no self esteem or you are to retarded to function the concept of thought.
Quixy: (feeling awkward) Are you sure you are feeling okay Ron?
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Ron: Yeah totally, it's just a joke. (Being honest)
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Quixy: you do know he was insulting you right?
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Ron: Yeah I know, he just said I was an old wreck, I've had worse.
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Quixy: He didn't mean you were just an old wreck.
Wolf: I meant you are mentally to slow and stupid to get things that are so completely obvious. you are like a brain dead monkey sticking a banana up it's ass before someone having to come pry it out of you hands to show you what you actually are suppose to do with it and even then it would take you a week before you realized that was what you needed to do in the first place. you think you had a chance with this girl? you blew it from the start, i bet, when you tried to get her attention. What did you do stick your hand up your nose followed by your ass and then back up your nose to get her attention? it seems like that would be the only thing you would do to get her to notice you. If you also think she would ever take the chance with you now, think again. Any girl would rather take their chance with a zombie with it's dick ripped off than even give you the satisfaction of a passing glance. the only reason I say all this to you now is because it would probably take you an eternity to even begin to understand what I said because you are so mentally fuck-tardedΒ your way of thinking is shoving your hand up your nose until it comes out your ass so you can reach for you dick to jerk off.
Quixy: O_O ... I. I got nothing.
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Ron: 0_0 ...I think I'm gonna be off now. (Drives away back to his studio)
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Quixy: Don't you think that was harsh?
Wolf: Do you think I care? I've said worse to others compared to that.
Quixy: (Scoffs) what the fuck is wrong with you?
Wolf: nothing that a snail racer could understand.
Quixy: (Shoots Wolf a glare) What... did you just call me?
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(Meanwhile at a local race track)
Ron: (Sitting on a brick fence) (Signs) Man... maybe, I am jerk.
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Wolf: if you want little lady, I can call you a wheelchair racer instead.
Quixy: (Comes up to Wolf's face) You want to go at this?!
Wolf: whoa, hold up there. I just met you. (laughs)
Quixy: That does it! lets see if your racing is as fast as your mouth!
Wolf: I doubt you could keep up with my mouth much less keep up with me in a race.
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Ron: (Bashing his head on a tree) Oh... what to do... I think I'll just hang myself.
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Quixy: I'll bury you under my wheel at the starting line.
Wolf: (laughs) you got attitude and guts kid. that will make a pleasant decoration on the road.
Quixy: it's on then. you and your micro machine toy against my manly car.
Wolf: I''ll take that as a compliment. lets race.
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Ron: (Signs) Maybe going for a drive will take my mind off it. (Gets in his car and drives off back to the city)
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(shows Wolf on his cyberbike and Quixy in her car at a starting line as a hot chick holds up a flag about to begin the race)
Wolf: try not to get a period during the race.
Quixy: you try not to get such a hard on.
Wolf: that's only if I manage to kill you.
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Ron: (Joins the start line in his Alienware car) Am I missing something? (Smiles)
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Quixy: me about to smear this guy on the road
Wolf: My my little lady. don't talk about your girlfriend Ronnie like that.
Quixy: (Glares ay Wolf) your gonna pay for that bro.
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Ron: Yeah Wolf, after what you've said to me!
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Wolf: aww whats the matter? itty bitty Ronnie can't tale a joke? (laughs)
Quixy: you are such a dick Wolf.
Wolf: that's what I strive to be.
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Ron: (To Wolf) No shit!
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woman: ready to race?
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Ron: Hell yeah! (Starts revving his engine)
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Woman: ready.. set... (drops the flag) GO!
(As they speed off Wolf manages to run the woman over)
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Ron: (Sarcasm) Great start. (Full speeds ahead)
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Wolf: (drive up along side Ron driving backwards) How's the weather today?
Quixy: What the? how is he keeping up?
Wolf: Oh this doesn't seem fair? I can do this. (drives circles around them)
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Ron: I don't know Quixy... I've could of swore going backwards is slower, unless you're driving the megaone I guess.
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Quixy: lets see you catch this? (uses a turbo boost)
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Ron: Hell yeah! (Also uses boost)
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Quixy: lets see him catch us... (sees Wolf drive up using a boost) now!?
Wolf: don't look so surprised. it's amazing how cyber tech works.
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Ron: Ins't it? (Starts driving on the wrong side of the road)
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