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Description OMG WILSON SAW THE WHOLE THING! He's gonna have to go into witness protection now. Or maybe a battered women's shelter.

I'm probably the only one who finds this funny But that doesn't matter, because I only drew it to cheer myself up after that bunghole of a House episode on Tuesday. Don't get me wrong, it was a great episode, but by the end, I was irrationally angry at the entire cast (except for Foreman ). And now I have to wait another month for the next ep. Great.

Aaaanyway....if you're wondering who the hell the guy who isn't House or Wilson is, his name is Detective Joe Miller from the Sci-Fi Channel Miniseries The Lost Room.
If you haven't seen The Lost Room (which is very likely), the storyline revolves around these objects from a hotel room in another dimension. In our world, these objects have special properties (which is why Miller asks House what 'the cane' does.): The eyeglasses prevent combustion, the watch hard boils eggs (hey, nobody ever said the objects abilities had to be particularly useful), the comb turns you invisible, The pencil creates pennies, etc. The Motel Key (which is what Miller has in this comic) opens the door to the hotel room in the other dimension, from where you can travel anywhere you want to go, as long as you visualize the door you want to come through. If you don't, you come out in a completely random place.

...Anyway, If you want to see it, the whole thing's re-running on Sunday starting at 4PM (Central time) on the Sci-Fi Channel. It's just as crack!tastic as it sounds. And it's got a character called 'The Weasel'. And Margaret Cho. And creepy cults.


House and Wilson are © David Shore and Fox Broadcasting
Miller is © ...someone other than me (I really have no idea )
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Comments: 27

JulietBeyondGoth [2009-09-09 18:33:43 +0000 UTC]

"The lost room"? I remeber that! I saw a episode of it once. I wonder if I can see it anywhere here...
"Bend over or piss off" made my day xD

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MmeSnake [2009-01-06 23:42:05 +0000 UTC]

HAHAH this is great. I love both The Lost Room and House.

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ManaFromHeaven [2008-12-12 21:10:14 +0000 UTC]

OH. MY. GOD.

YOU'VE SEEN THE LOST ROOM,
no one I know has seen it,
GAH I love you times a jillion~

"Doop doop doop. What can't a man sing to his bus ticket?"
GO TAUB.

Also omnomnom awesome comic.

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spicytech [2008-07-09 23:01:11 +0000 UTC]

Actually the comb didn't make you invisible, it stops time.

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Alpha-Rat In reply to spicytech [2008-07-24 01:03:27 +0000 UTC]

Uh...yeah. I figured that out later XD; I obviously wasn't paying enough attention the first time I watched the show.

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spicytech [2008-05-19 11:16:56 +0000 UTC]

LOL. Maybe House's cane is an "object" too.
Fantastic idea, I love both series, but The Lost Room ended up short. I was kinda hoping for a sequel.
Anyway, I'll put this on my .

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ManaFromHeaven In reply to spicytech [2008-12-12 21:12:31 +0000 UTC]

Me too,
they so should have made a sequel :'D

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chickloveslotr [2008-01-06 17:18:05 +0000 UTC]

heheheh

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XxBlackpantherxX [2007-10-22 06:31:25 +0000 UTC]

Did you know that House electricuted himself with a Meatel Knife cause Wilson said you haven't been there and you haven't experienced it.
So House did it!
How freken dumb is it to put a Knife in to a Wall Soket. And he was teckneclly dead for 1 min.
Annnd he burnt his hand pretty good, it's pretty yukkie.
Season 4 Episode 3 called 97 Seconds.
If you don't believe me look at the episode.

Alpha-Rat you rock!!

Please repy Alpha-Rat

Your House M.D part of your Gallery Rocks!

Is this A HousexWilson thing by the way?

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DrBritFox159 [2007-09-05 16:44:21 +0000 UTC]

Wonderful case of cane-fu if I don't say so myself. Great style made me crack up!

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Alpha-Rat In reply to DrBritFox159 [2007-09-05 19:01:51 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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piemanmoo [2007-07-09 11:30:48 +0000 UTC]

the comb stops time, it doesnt make you invisible

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Alpha-Rat In reply to piemanmoo [2007-07-17 05:38:16 +0000 UTC]

Oops. Yeah, I figured that out like, right after I posted this and then never corrected myself

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darkinja125 [2007-04-29 02:34:57 +0000 UTC]

Pure tribute gold!

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morganisimo [2007-04-18 05:59:38 +0000 UTC]

Gaw! Ergh I wish i was as awesome as you!!!!

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ObsessiveFangirldom [2007-01-27 23:52:15 +0000 UTC]

Of course Dr. Gregory House is the only one who would have the guts to smack someone over the head with a cane. This is great.

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ru-shin [2007-01-27 19:19:47 +0000 UTC]

XD I've seen that miniseries! *dork* Haha, I love Wilson's expression. XD And he has a freezie.

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Alpha-Rat In reply to ru-shin [2007-01-30 01:21:45 +0000 UTC]

Yes! Someone else who watched it!
XD Thanks

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ru-shin In reply to Alpha-Rat [2007-02-02 01:55:20 +0000 UTC]

Yes! X3

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Alpha-Rat In reply to ru-shin [2007-02-03 09:11:59 +0000 UTC]

!

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bornunlucky [2007-01-08 10:19:59 +0000 UTC]

Lol!! XD

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jack07 [2006-12-17 01:30:08 +0000 UTC]

lmao!!!

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ShinobiRikku [2006-12-16 01:09:44 +0000 UTC]

lol this is hilarious! can't believe Joe got hit he shoulda used the coat, great job!

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Alpha-Rat In reply to ShinobiRikku [2006-12-19 22:17:12 +0000 UTC]

XD Thanks

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Ery-chan [2006-12-15 20:59:15 +0000 UTC]

xD love.

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Alpha-Rat In reply to Ery-chan [2006-12-20 09:30:37 +0000 UTC]

XD Thanks

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ENM-36 [2006-12-15 20:08:36 +0000 UTC]

XD i don't completely get it, but i still found it amusing XD LOL CRIPPLE ATTACK'D

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