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Published: 2012-08-20 08:50:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 23185; Favourites: 1625; Downloads: 976
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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.
Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...
I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 103
I don't know why but this remindes me of somethaing that would happen with Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy!
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and to that I feel like that with my mother in law
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I thought I would order popcorn in this case
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The Game... yeah that's it... no speeches here... why are you still looking at me??? STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
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That looks awesome,
Check me out, and send me this face 
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Or call them an ambulance...You're an ambulance! You're an ambulance! You're an ambulance!
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"I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you were hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus."
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yea pizza's cool, oh wait... you're hurt!?! ...well damnit, eat some pizza. trust me, you'll feel better!
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This is awesome!
I really like this joke/quote kinda stuff.
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love this!!!!
and a lot of people are ma over this.
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I know way to many people to which this would apply, unfortunately.
For them.
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I love how many people are getting angry that this is offensive and is on the front page XD
There's a lot of things that are worse than this on the front page, like all that nude photography...*shudders*
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Pft. I'd order three, along with a movie from Netflix and a bowl of popcorn.
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This is how I feel about my boyfriend's mother. I've also said at one point that if she were to die in an accident....I'd go out celebrating.
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Haters gonna hate. Spend a day in my shoes maybe you'd change your opinion.
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lol
then I'd call an ambulance cuz I don't need you bleeding all over me.
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I'm sure the pizza guy could make the phone call instead.
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wow, this one's kind of messed up. but still interesting
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... this reminds me of the "Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen Reciting" by the computernerd01 on youtube...
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xxD I said something similar to this to my friend about my teacher, but I said I'd call animal control. xxD Seriously, have you seen her hair?! 
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