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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2018-08-31 03:49:14 +0000 UTC]

Or a volcano.

Or a dragon who happens to live in a volcano.

Sergio the Great Fire Wyrm of the West: "You called?"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2018-08-31 03:54:56 +0000 UTC]

Lightning Dust: "Um...look over there! A school-cart full of tasty colts and fillies!"

[She legs it in desperation]

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2018-08-31 04:14:19 +0000 UTC]

[Lightning Dust barely managed a few meters before a pair of giant claw tips pinches her off the ground, and brought before the great wyrm's massive face]

Sergio, "Wow, you would throw kids into the jaws of a dragon just to get away from being eaten? Not that I hadn't burnt and devoured whole kingdoms of morsels like you myself, but THAT is low even by dragon standards! Give me a reason not to swallow you out of claw..." [Licks enormous teeth]

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2018-08-31 04:45:41 +0000 UTC]

LD: [Soiled herself in terror]

Sergio: [Wrinkles his nose in disgust] "Well. THAT is a good reason not to eat you...you're lucky there aren't any lakes nearby I could wash you off in. Ugh, goodbye."

[He tossed her into the sky, screaming over the horizon. Sergio sniffed his claw--and cringed away, sticking out his tongue in disgust. Grumbling, he went to wash his claws in lava, wanting to sanitize them as quick as possible...]

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