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AlvinDraper — YJ: I Hate Monkeys...
Published: 2011-05-29 02:52:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 4330; Favourites: 100; Downloads: 120
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But monkeys love you, Supes!this is what I spend my Saturdays doing otl
sorry for some reason I didn't draw him in an action pose like the others
Dedicated to my almost-Kon
Kon/Conner/Superboy/YJ (c) DC Comics
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Kon: ...but...I am hungry. You look good enough to eat *nibbles on his finger*
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Tim:
A-wha?
//pulls finger away
o__o
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Kon: Oh, sorry. Um, cloning...and time travel..makes me hungry. Maybe later we can have some dessert after having the main course...
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Kon: That's how it works, right? Umm...main course, then dessert? Or dessert then main course...I don't know. I'd eat you in one meal...with you...I'd eat WITH you in one meal...
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Tim:
Yes, that's usually how it works.
Main course and then dessert. (:
//pats
I'm not food, though.
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Kon: Ah. Thanks Tim. But *licks lips a bit* Your fingers taste like..umm..pizza. I feel like having some right about now...money...I guess I need some money...
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Tim:
Pizza's good.
//smiles
Want me to buy you some pizza?
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Kon: Mmm...yeah. Pepperoni...mushrooms...pineapples...some...well, anchovies taste good too. So does a burger. Can I put a burger as a topping? What about another pizza?
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Tim: Well, I don't think they have that at the pizzeria. But I can go buy you a burger to put on top? You can put whatever you want, Kon.
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Kon: I can have whatever I want?
*thinks*
...A puppy. I want a puppy. And a snake.
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Tim:
On top of your pizza?
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Kon: ...oh. No. Ew. Gross. That's gross. I want one of those.
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Tim:
You just want a puppy? (:
How 'bout I get you a monkey?
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Kon: ...damn you and your monkeys.
I want a puppy! A border collie! That's the black one with the white stuff, right?
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Tim:
Aww yeah those are cute.
No Krypto? xD
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Kon: ...I like Krypto...
But...I want something fluffier. You think the store could give me a super collie?
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Tim:
I'm not sure.
You should ask.
8D
Maybe go in there like Thor and say
"I NEED A SUPER COLLIE."
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Kon: ...good idea.
...wait.
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
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Tim:
I don't know what you're talking about.
//whistles
By the way, I do believe we are having about
five different conversations. //nod
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Kon:
Right...
...and, I think we are. maybe. Or you're just trying to mess with my head. I don't even know. I'm gonna watch the tube...and I am still hungry. I'm gonna eat you.
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Tim:
//steps back
Would you like me to turn that on for you?
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Kon: ...what do you mean "turn that on"? I like this show...kinda. I don't see why people like it though. It's a rerun, I guess.
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Tim:
LOL
okay
//scoots farther
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Kon: ...you don't wanna watch this with me?
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Tim:
Noo it's not that I don't
I'm just afraid of being eaten. .__.
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Kon: Don't worry. I'm only gonna have you for dinner.
...I guess I have to make the pizza myself *goes to the kitchen, takes out some flower plants, eggs in shells, whole tomatoes and an entire hunk of ham into a bowl, tries to find the mixer*
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Tim:
Whoa whoa hang on, Kon.
Let me help you, or at least try.
//takes bowl
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Kon: I've seen you guys cook. I can do it myself. *takes the bowl back*
Umm, okay. I remember on the show that they knead this stuff. *prepares to punch the bowl*
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Tim:
//pulls his arm away
Whoa slow down there hot shot
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Kon: What? Too hard? *cocks the other fist, but back less*
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Tim:
Maybe you should start with the right
ingredients first.
//dumps bowl
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Kon: *frowns* Right. So what was wrong? The eggs? the flower? The bowl?
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Tim:
Well first, there are different kinds of flour.
You need "flour", not "flower".
//pats head
but you'll learn in time
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Kon: Oh. That white stuff? I used flower last time and it tasted fine. What's the difference?
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Tim:
Ah, you have the strangest taste buds.
Flour is what you use to make dough.
Flowers are what you plant to make... uh, pretty things.
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Kon: It was really pretty, I will say.
So...no pretty flower? Huh...well, what do you know. *dumps the flour in the bag in the bowl*
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Tim:
//laughs
You need to add yeast.
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Kon: Some East, huh? *looks around for a compass, smashes the glass and takes the little "E" on it, puts it in the bowl* Done.
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Tim:
//shakes head and sighs
No, no. Here.
//takes the "E" out and adds yeast and oil
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Kon: Oh. Ew. It looks gross. Like something vomited in it. Something Beast Boy would eat...blech.
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Tim:
Kon do you want pizza or not?
We can always still go get it.
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Kon: No. I want to learn your earthy delicacies, so I can make it myself when I want to. But it looks so slimy...
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Tim:
Alright, then I'll help as much as I can.
//throws flour on the counter and puts dough on it
Now you knead it. But don't destroy it.
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Kon: *cracks knuckles* Sure.
*kneads the crap out of the dough ball*
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Tim:
//holds him back
No no, what don't you get about gently, Kon?
//laughs
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Kon: What the- that WAS gentle! The counter isn't smashed. What more do you want? *pounds fist into the dough, which became all stiff from the kneading*
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Tim:
No, no it wasn't.
//laughs
Here I'll take that.
//takes dough away
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Kon: Ugh, man. Fine. So what next?
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