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AlvinDraper — YJ: I Hate Monkeys...
Published: 2011-05-29 02:52:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 4330; Favourites: 100; Downloads: 120
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But monkeys love you, Supes!this is what I spend my Saturdays doing otl
sorry for some reason I didn't draw him in an action pose like the others
Dedicated to my almost-Kon
Kon/Conner/Superboy/YJ (c) DC Comics
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Tim:
Now you roll it out.
//takes out rolling pin
and stares at Kon
I'm not sure if I can trust you with this...
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Kon: With that? Then why are you going to beat it with that? I could do that with my fists... *triest to get the rolling pin*
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Tim:
//moves arm back
No no, not beat it.
Roll it out.
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Kon: Hmph. Right. *tries to get the pin again*
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Tim:
//pulls away
Let me show you.
//rolls out the dough
You can throw it up with your hands too, but I don't think that's a good method for you.
//laughs
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Kon: Oh...I see. I get you...let me try! *gets the pin and rolls out the dough more, but it ends up paper thin*
This...looks weird.
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Tim:
//sighs
Why don't we just go out, Kon? I'll pay.
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Kon: ...*frowns* i guess. I can't do anything right.
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Tim:
That's not true.
//frowns
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Kon: Yeah. Can't even get Superman to look my way. Now I got a pancake for a pizza.
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Tim:
Aw, Kon, you've got me. And don't worry, it was your first time learning. People make mistakes.
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Kon: *smiles* I guess so. *hugs* But I am hungry...can I just eat what we have and then we go out?
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Tim:
//hugs back
I thought the whole point of us
going out was to eat..?
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Kon: Oh. Yeah. I guess I am a little stubborn...*grabs jacket*
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Tim:
//pats his back
Only sometimes. (:
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Kon: Haha. I don't know. Can you remember how I was in the beginning? I think you would have said differently back then.
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Tim:
I like you for who you are, bro.
Regardless of how you were then.
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Kon: you sure? Haha. If I remember, I was a jerk. A real douche.
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Tim:
You were... how to say it,
new to the world.
You had every right to be a douche.
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Kon: Oh. Haha. I see. I hoped you didn't take me slamming you to the ground repetitively personally then. I guess I am not the kind of guy who plays nice on the first date.
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Tim:
Well if that's your idea of a date
then I can see why.
//laughs
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Kon: Haha. I guess you can say that you were my fist date, ever. If I was in a better mood, maybe I could have taken you to the movies instead.
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Tim:
//laughs
That would have been a bit more
relaxing, don't you think?
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Kon: At the time, I wouldn't know what to watch. Or think. I couldn't really think. So maybe I was relaxed at the time, but didn't know it.
But I could have asked you for your name. Then again, there were others there.
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Tim:
Mhm, I think you were too preoccupied
fighting off Kaldur to ask. xD
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Kon: Yeah, Aqualad beat me up good. But it couldn't be as bad as seeing you guys strapped down and getting shocked. That looked bad.
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Tim:
Psh. I'm sure it beats staying
locked in that pod for so long.
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Kon: I like sleeping. It felt like that. Sleeping for a long time. And learning stuff. It was perfect. Beside the fact that I couldn't eat food.
I bet I can't say the same for your pod experiences.
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Tim:
Oh man, not being able to eat food...
My "pod experience" only lasted for about a minute
or so, it wasn't all that bad.
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Kon: Haha. I don't know. Electrocuted at the nipples. I would feel crappy knowing I was violated like that.
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Tim:
It's alright because I blew up
everything they took from us anyway.
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Kon: ...you blew up...
your virginity?
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Tim:
WHAT
when was that my virginity??
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Kon: Your innocence? Right? When they took an important part of you, they took away what I've heard is your "virginity".
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Tim:
That's not...
virginity is when...
//scratches head trying to think
of an explanation
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Kon: Oh. if that's not it then...we are both still virgins?
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Tim:
Unless you've had sex,
then yes.
//laughs weakly
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Kon: Oh. I see.
Sex...huh...*bites lip*
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Tim:
//laughs
Then you're not.
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Kon: *sighs* I don't know...I wish I could have held off. If I knew that...I would come back, I would have. Maybe I could have waited to see if...maybe there was someone else.
You're lucky. You still have the option.
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Tim:
Aw, I'm sorry to hear that.
//pats his shoulder
Don't let it bother you.
Just make the next times count.
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Kon: *smiles* I hope it is with someone who is awesome. *looks at Tim (unrelated to the statement? XD)*
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Tim:
//turns away
W-Why are you looking at me?
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Kon: ...why not? *oblivious of implication*
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Tim:
You're really dense, aren't you?
//ruffles his hair
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Kon: *blushes and re-ruffles his hair* Yeah, I've been told that I am a little thick. Haha. *ruffles Tim's hair*
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Tim:
//laughs
You don't know how oblivious you are.
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Kon: ...? Did I say something I shouldn't have? *confused*
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