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AlvinDraper — YJ: I Hate Monkeys...
Published: 2011-05-29 02:52:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 4333; Favourites: 100; Downloads: 120
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But monkeys love you, Supes!this is what I spend my Saturdays doing otl
sorry for some reason I didn't draw him in an action pose like the others
Dedicated to my almost-Kon
Kon/Conner/Superboy/YJ (c) DC Comics
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Tim:
//shakes head
Don't worry about it.
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Kon: Haha. Right. i am just clueless, like always. I might have said something that she said. "That's what she said" is it?
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Tim:
I don't think you did,
but yes, that's right.
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Kon: ...what is so important about what she's saying?
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Tim:
Nothing, really.
It's just a perverted kind of thing.
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Kon:
Oh.
Well, I think it would be more perverted if it was "that's what he said". Because you know. Penises are funny.
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Tim:
Well you could say that
if you want to. I don't see
why not.
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Kon: That's what he said.
...it doesn't seem as amusing. Am I doing it wrong?
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Tim:
Haha, you have to wait
for someone to say something
indirectly perverted.
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Kon: Oh. I am not good with spotting those out. For me, it might be really hard...
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Tim:
//laughs
There's one.
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Kon: What? Really? Damn. I suck so much...
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Tim:
Oh Kon, I love your denseness.
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Kon: Denseness? You said that again. Does that mean I am really thick?
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Tim:
Mhmm, Kon.
It means you're super thick.
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Kon: ...that's what...I said?
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Kon: ...I don't feel it.
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Tim:
Try harder.
//laughs
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Kon: I'm trying as hard as I can, but I don't feel it coming up like it should. D:
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Tim:
Do you want me to help you out?
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Kon: Yes! Please! My attempts at this suck. It's flopping all over the place!
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Tim:
Don't worry, Kon.
I'll help you steady it.
It just takes practice.
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Kon: I guess. I just can't hold it in place long enough to get it in. It's as if I can get there, if I concentrate and respond accordingly.
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Tim:
Don't force it, Kon.
It'll just end up hurting you.
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Kon: I try not to force it, but it is hard to not to. The opportunity just...sometimes seem too tight and narrow. I have to sometimes feel that I need to just charge in, full-thrust.
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Tim:
You do what you want Kon
But if you miss and hurt yourself
Don't come crying to me. ):
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Kon: I'd never cry to you. I know how it should be done...I just need some guidance... *pouts*
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Tim:
//pats
I'll be here if you need me, then.
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Kon: ...That's what he said.
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Tim:
//laughs
You're getting there.
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Kon:...*smiles*
That's what he said.
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Kon: ...I don't know. I think it would be better with "That's what Bruce said in bed."
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Tim:
//laughs
We should say that instead.
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Kon: I think...we should do it when he's around...
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Tim:
Eh, why not?
Bruce needs to develop a sense of humor
sometime.
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Kon: You're not afraid he'd shoot your face with a grappling hook?
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Tim:
He wouldn't do that to me.
Maybe to you, but I think you
could handle it better than I could. xD
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Kon: I don't know. Bruce can be a little miffy when you think about it. I bet if his life were a comic book, every other panel will be him either:
him angrily punching a man in the face and breaking his arm
him angrily thinking about his dead parents.
him angrily being a dad to his robins
him angrily attending a party.
No offence, but I never seen him smile.
Also, I like my eyeballs. They are my meal ticket...speaking of which, I am hungry. Again.
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Tim:
Hahaha!
He smiled when I hugged him
after he came back from being not-dead.
That's something, right?
And I like your eyeballs too.
You should eat if you're hungry.
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Kon: And the WORLD didn't END?! WOAH! TELL THE NEWS! Batman CAN smile!
Haha. But yes. Although, his "not-dead" situation is SO CONFUSING. Time travel SUCKS! Me, Bart, and Him.
Then again, Captain Marvel confuses me as well. What wizard is named Shazam? That sounds like a bad soda drink.
You wanna eat them? You look like you like them too much, haha. Speaking of eating, I should...but I feel like a fatty. *pinches belly*
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Tim:
Once in a blue moon.
Time traveling always causes
so many problems. D:
LOL OMG I HATE CAPTAIN MARVEL SO MUCH
No no, those two statements were unrelated.
What I meant was:
"You have pretty eyes.
Go get some food."
Psh Kon you're nowhere near being a fatty.
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Kon: Blue moon? But...that never happens here?
I know. Tell me about it. Apparently, I was supposed to be...dead.
HAHAHA. WHY DO YOU HATE HIM? HAHAHA.
My pretty little ocular meatballs? Haha.
Oh, sure. I eat almost as much as KF, and I don't even have the risk of dying of a fast metabolism. *pokes belly*
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Tim:
Expressions, one day you shall learn them all, Kon.
//laughs
I won't let you die again. ):
LOL BECAUSE WTF KIND OF SUPERHERO
IDK HE JUST AHAHA I CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY
WITH HIS SHAZAMMING
Indeed.
Stop it! //grabs his hand
You're not fat. I can't even picture what
you'd look like if you were fat.
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Kon: Haha. You and your idiots...Idiods...Idions...I don't know. Haha.
Aw. I wouldn't let myself die. Not again.
Hahahaha. Sounds like a porno. "Want some? want some? Ah...AH...SHAZAAMMMMMMMM! *lightning strikes*
...I can picture Bart fat. And Wally. Especially Wally. Haha. But I am getting a little pudgy. *punches belly* Something for you to grab onto. Haha.
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Tim:
Idioms.
//laughs
Oh man I would hate hearing that coming
from someone's bedroom. xDD
LOL like at :47? [link]
No no, you're not pudgy.
//tickles
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Kon: I am not an idiom. Super Cycle's an idiom.
Haha. You know you'd want someone to shazaam you in the face. *sticks tongue out*
Oh...What is this, I don't even! OUR LIVES RECORDED! *XD I HOPE I AM NOT ON YOUTUBE DOING NAUGHTY STUFF TO PEOPLE*
*falls onto florr, rolling and laughing hard* Dude...hahahahahaha!
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Tim:
//shakes his head
As Damian would say, "-tt-".
And no that somehow sounds quite painful,
really. xDD
Does that tubby Flash turn you on, Kon?
//laughs
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Kon: Haha. "-tt-". XD Damian WOULD "-tt-" at stuff, huh?
It would be electrifying, huh? *laughs*
HAHAHA. YES. I LOVE TUBBY FLASH.
*rolls around, begging* Dude, I hate you...ahahahaha....too much...!
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