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Amplexus59 — Cut it... [NSFW]

Published: 2009-03-31 21:58:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 8132; Favourites: 80; Downloads: 0
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Description the title should be "CUT IT!!!"

... a little joke, celebrating April 1st - All Fools' Day...
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Comments: 50

GreatAmbience [2024-07-03 05:32:41 +0000 UTC]

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hannesohne [2023-05-13 08:34:51 +0000 UTC]

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kunst1963 [2023-04-23 07:38:44 +0000 UTC]

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Newmans2001 [2021-09-22 01:07:10 +0000 UTC]

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estand [2021-05-21 17:44:50 +0000 UTC]

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Amplexus59 In reply to estand [2021-05-22 18:15:16 +0000 UTC]

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estand In reply to Amplexus59 [2021-05-22 19:00:25 +0000 UTC]

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Lesaupastel [2018-04-26 10:06:49 +0000 UTC]

Ouchh omg xD

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bisteca [2017-06-26 05:05:34 +0000 UTC]

isso assusta!   

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HarryBelton [2016-09-08 23:23:33 +0000 UTC]

Aiiiiiiiiii!

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TigerDorothy [2016-03-22 05:39:59 +0000 UTC]

Let me tie a tight cord at the base of your penis first and make a tourniquet, then it's snip, snip, because I don't joke around...

✂️😉🔪

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Volkerntoast In reply to TigerDorothy [2025-01-11 21:42:32 +0000 UTC]

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Genntill In reply to TigerDorothy [2016-09-26 02:00:52 +0000 UTC]

i let you

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TigerDorothy In reply to Genntill [2016-09-26 06:11:56 +0000 UTC]

Good, I'd love to remove your penis, thank you for volunteering 😋

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petrelia In reply to TigerDorothy [2024-08-22 06:29:27 +0000 UTC]

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Mahatma-Lynx [2015-12-22 20:53:04 +0000 UTC]

Don't sneeze , accidentally or you might really cut it , I work in law enforcement photography when I was younger and I've seen it done and it's pretty much a bleed out

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Krymsonyte [2014-02-08 22:54:01 +0000 UTC]

Should start with that wrinkly foreskin.  Circumcised it!!

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calspanker In reply to Krymsonyte [2024-01-05 01:32:05 +0000 UTC]

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archive-th In reply to Krymsonyte [2014-06-16 11:47:32 +0000 UTC]

wtf is wrong with you?

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calspanker In reply to archive-th [2024-03-02 02:19:50 +0000 UTC]

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Vyel [2013-07-29 06:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Ouch, I couldn't even imagine that.

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sohightouchingthesky [2013-03-30 02:52:05 +0000 UTC]

Do it faggot

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WallaceTheSane [2013-01-14 19:59:36 +0000 UTC]

sexy

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MobianMonster [2010-06-10 05:44:18 +0000 UTC]

Sweet jesus...

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XQZIT [2010-02-03 01:11:10 +0000 UTC]

Still hard to look at. OUCH!!!

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Helewidis [2010-01-30 04:56:41 +0000 UTC]

Aha! Ilusão óptica! Demorou um bocadinho a aperceber-me, bem jogado!

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DarkFlamenco [2009-08-19 02:51:14 +0000 UTC]

Muy buena foto. Es dolorosa.

Andrés Galvez.

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Amplexus59 In reply to DarkFlamenco [2009-08-20 09:26:04 +0000 UTC]

Gracias.
Gracias tambien por la visita a mi galeria y por el

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Winged-Anomaly [2009-08-17 01:39:50 +0000 UTC]

Ouch *winces* I'm a chick and that's painful to look at. XD in smaller form it actually looks like it's starting to be cut o_o Lol, first humorous nude photo I've ever seen XD

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Amplexus59 In reply to Winged-Anomaly [2009-08-17 11:19:23 +0000 UTC]

I like to imagine and create humorous nude photos as you can see in my Gallery !!!

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cougarsforJesus [2009-06-21 06:13:57 +0000 UTC]

Is this a model?...

Why did they choose to do this?...

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Amplexus59 In reply to cougarsforJesus [2009-06-21 09:13:39 +0000 UTC]

it was my idea, an aplil fools day idea indeed...

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cougarsforJesus In reply to Amplexus59 [2009-06-22 04:03:22 +0000 UTC]

Are you the guy?

Did you just manipulate someone else to doing it?

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knownhello [2009-05-15 12:55:42 +0000 UTC]

just shut and cut it

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Quientis In reply to knownhello [2012-01-11 01:21:47 +0000 UTC]

No Chit!!!!

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bNUDE [2009-04-30 09:03:08 +0000 UTC]

Weren't you a little scared?

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2ndVoice In reply to bNUDE [2009-06-07 17:17:43 +0000 UTC]

Someone come in - *SURPRISE!!!* and... *cut* *splat!*
*gg*

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bNUDE In reply to 2ndVoice [2009-06-07 17:38:01 +0000 UTC]

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s3v3nns1nn [2009-04-18 02:25:32 +0000 UTC]

i think you should go a little higher up with the scissors

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BubbleSwallower [2009-04-10 03:07:24 +0000 UTC]

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squallsoft [2009-04-03 07:06:37 +0000 UTC]

OW painful to look at....really

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bisteca [2009-04-02 16:37:09 +0000 UTC]

Ui! me deu uma agonia essa tesoura.

Por falar em tesoura, me lembrei de um poema de Augusto dos Anjos [conheces?], poeta brasileiro, paraibano como eu.

"BUDISMO MODERNO"

Tome, Dr., esta tesoura, e ... corte
Minha singularíssima pessoa.
Que importa a mim que a bicharia roa
Todo meu coração, depois da morte?!

Ah! Um urubu pousou na minha sorte!
Também, das diatomáceas da lagoa
A criptógama cásula se esbroa
Ao contato de bronca destra forte!

Dissolva-se, portanto, minha vida
Igualmente a uma célula caída
Na aberração de um óvulo infecundo;

Mas o agregado abstrato
das saudades
Fique batendo nas perpétuas
grades
Do último verso que eu fizer
no mundo!
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Boas inspirações, são meus votos.

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Amplexus59 In reply to bisteca [2009-04-06 23:58:17 +0000 UTC]

Obrigado pelo poema... de facto interessante!
Augusto dos Anjos, não conhecia.

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bisteca In reply to Amplexus59 [2009-04-07 13:33:31 +0000 UTC]

É um grande poeta, pena que é mais um dos poetas morto pelo mal do século (o século dele, claro), a tuberculose. Escreveu só um livro, chamado "EU - e outros poemas". Vale a leitura, tu acaharás inspirador.

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blumoon18 [2009-04-01 16:37:25 +0000 UTC]

omg lol o_0

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neb8neb [2009-04-01 13:03:55 +0000 UTC]

ouch.

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Karnival-King [2009-04-01 12:15:03 +0000 UTC]

just cut the tip. circumsizion

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Ishi7 In reply to Karnival-King [2009-11-04 04:12:52 +0000 UTC]

naw, thats lame.

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sweetypie1989pr [2009-04-01 11:53:22 +0000 UTC]

lol dare ya

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StitchedObscuration [2009-03-31 21:59:14 +0000 UTC]

Owwies. D:

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