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Published: 2020-02-20 06:03:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 2903; Favourites: 44; Downloads: 3
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((Bite Sized Zoo Arc: Strip 29))Snookers Satisfy~
(Inspired by a scene from Michael Crichton's The Lost World Novel AND a Youtube comment I stumbled upon from a video discussing said chocolate scene. )
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XD ok, that was a good use of a candy bar right there.
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Especially if it's a Snookers! I wonder what else it will work at...
*Hands Baysploitation Optimus Prime a Snookers*
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*waits and sees.*
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Especially since it's about my 4th fave chocolate!
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Yes, Snookers satisfy!
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See? All it needed is love. And CHOCOLATE!
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Snickers is the Answer.
....
*Nom nom nom nom nom nomnomnomnom*
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Well, I prefer Kitkats but yeah, SNICKERS!
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Oh... this is actually a very deep and detailed commentary about the nature of the velociraptor as depicted in film vs how the fossils indicate it probably behaved in real li--da'ww! Now he's petting it!
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Yes, YES! FEEL THE LOVE OF A CHARMED AND TAMED VELOCIRAPTOR!
Until it gets hungry again.
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Well, that's why you friggin' FEED it!
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Well, it's either this or a Dalek joining Hare Krishna.
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The shit that happens to us when we're hungry :3
But what a nice invisible boy~
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He broke the no feeding rule, but it's all worth a charmed velociraptor!
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Ain't that the truth
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I was going to make a Snickers joke,
but I see that that has been thoroughly accomplished already.
So instead, I'll just say that these comics always put a smile on my face. ^^
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Now if only we can apply this same thing with Goji- ooooh
*rampaging some random city*
Goji! You hungry?
*SKREEEEOOONK!*
*Just chucks a snickers into his mouth* Better?~
Better!
HOOOOOW!?!?
Very carefully.~
You're the Witch of Time and Space. You grant wishes to people that pay you. You can single handedly create a black hole from thin air and make that disappear. Not even mentioning the fact that you have one hell of a pitching and batting arm. YET YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN HOW A SNICKERS BAR MAKES GODZILLA CALM DOWN YUUKO!?!?
Exactly!~
*puts on the big bro shades*
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And that is How Godzilla became the epitome of Nuclear Disaster to Heroic Superhero with his own supercave!
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I guess my shop counts as a secret lair also.~
... Hooww-ooooh right it's invisible to everybody except for the ones that need the shop.
And your place of work also that is to service to me.~
*now yelling unintelligible gibberish and starts spazzing out like a video game character glitching out* *
*joins in Watanuki's dumb dance of life not realizing that he's not dancing*
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Velociraptor *Jurassic Park bulid*: SCREEEEEECH!!! (translation: Stay away, flesh sack! Come near my domain, and I'll rip the flesh from your bones!)
Me: Sheesh man, take a chill pill. There's no need to get so hasty.
Velociraptor: GROWL (Are you saying I'm violent, meat stick?)
Me: Eat a Snookers. *hands raptor candy bar*
Velociraptor: PURR? (Why?)
Me: You get a little angry when you're hungry.
*Velociraptor eats candy bar*
Me: Better?
Velociraptor *real world build*: Purr (Better.)
You're not you when you're hungry. Snooker's satisfies.
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If only Jurassic World 3 would have a Snickers promo...
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Nothing beats ZE CLASSIC~
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