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AnarchicalMalkin — The Cacti Merchant Returns!
Published: 2012-05-08 22:22:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 501; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 3
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EDIT: I forgot to mention that this sketch is months old. So yeah.This will most likely be scrapped. Later...
You older watchers remember this, right?: [link]
Well, I decided to play the game again. Because I CAN.
Soooo~ here are my results from the last game:
I am an Assassin Gardner who hails from the River Village but I want to be apart of the Desert Village. For a living, I sell cacti ($1 for a cactus, any size). My mission is to save the world from a dark evil. My weapon of choice was a mace (I like the maces with the ropes or chain, personally). Many people in my village died and we lost morale. I was also robbed 6 cacti from my shop (Damn you thieves). My village's color is white. My villagers look nothing like me. They have no special powers. My best friend is a store owner. I win against the dark evil.
The end.
Now I will start over, and play again to see what I get!
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Comments: 30
It's so cool<3 I love how it looks very sketchy.
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MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.
I THINK THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU WERE WILLING TO BUY MY CACTI.
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Cool outfit! Is that what your character looks like, or did you make the look up?
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Well....both.
In the game, it chooses my species (or job, if you will).
And THEN I make the clothes.
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WOMAN, TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME.
SERIOUSLY.
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I WOULD.
BUT WOULD YOU REALLY WANT TO PLAY?
I'LL WARN YOU RIGHT NOW, PLAYING IT IS VERY TRICKY.
YOU MUST REMEMBER EVERYTHING OR WALK AROUND WITH THE GUIDE.
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I CAN DO THAT.
IF ITS READING, I MEMORIZE EVERYTHING.
I KNOW EVERY CHARACTER IN CLUE, AND WHAT THEIR ORIGINAL CRIMES WHERE, AND I CAN PLAY THE GAME.
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WELL.....BECAUSE I KNOW LEAFSTORM WON'T PLAY ANOTHER ROUND OF THIS GAME WITH ME.....
I WILL MOST PROBABLY ALLOW YOU TO PLAY AND SEND YOU THE GUIDELINES. I'LL HAVE TO EDIT THEM, THOUGH. I'LL NEED YOU TO BE PATIENT FOR TOMORROW.
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I CAN DO THAT.
//GOES TO WAIT.
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NICE TO HAVE YOU, BUDDY! WELCOME TO MY GAME WORLD~! *CARNIVAL MUSIC INSERTED HERE*
I'M SORRY THESE RULES ARE KIND OF CONFUSING. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE, GO AHEAD AND ASK.
I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THOUGH THAT YOU SHOULD NOT FORCE ANY OF THESE EVENTS TO HAPPEN. WAITING MAKES IT SO MUCH MORE FUN BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'LL GET.
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WEEEEEEEEE
I WONT FORGET THAT.
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I MEAN REALLY THERE ISN'T A POINT TO THE GAME IF YOU FORCE SOMETHING TO HAPPEN, AND THEN GOING WITH IT.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE CHEATING AT A GAME.
THE GAME IS REALLY FUN IF YOU PLAY HONESTLY.
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WHY WOULD I CHEAT?
SERIOUSLY, I LOVE HOW YOU GUYS TURNED OUT IN THE GAME.
IT WOULDN'T BE AS FUNNY OR INTERESTING IF I CHEATED.
ITS LIKE PLAYING SOLITAIRE AND UNDOING STUFF.
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IT'S REALLY FUN, TRUST ME. IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, THE COMBINATIONS ARE ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.
THE STORY IS YOURS TO CREATE, AS WELL! I HAVE MINE DOWN. SIMPLY, I WANTED TO SELL MY CACTI TO THE WORLD. AND THEN EVIL THREATENED THE WORLD. WHEN MY MACE BREAKS, I REPLACE IT WITH A CACTUS. I HAVE MUCH MORE ON THE STORY AND HOW LIFE PLAYED OUT, BUT I DIDN'T BOTHER TO DRAW OR WRITE IT DOWN. TOMORROW, I'M CARRYING AROUND THIS GUIDE (IT'S A PACKET, REALLY) AND I'M GOING TO SEE WHAT I GET. I MEAN, I HAVE TO MAKE SURE NOBODY SUSPECTS ME OF DOING SOMETHING WEIRD BECAUSE IT WOULD BE AWKWARD.
BUT TOMORROW, MY JOURNEY STARTS! IF I SEND YOU THE GUIDE TOMORROW, YOUR JOURNEY STARTS THURSDAY.
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AWESOME.
I WILL WAIT FOR MY COMBINATION BEFORE I MAKE MY STORY. THAT WAY IT WILL IT WILL BE SEMI NORMAL.
UNLESS I HAVE TO MAKE IT BEFORE.
WELL OK THEN.
I LIKE THURSDAYS.
ACTUALLY I JUST LOVE SAYING THURSDAY.
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YOU MAKE IT WHILE YOU FIND THIS STUFF. THERE MIGHT ME A CERTAIN TIME PERIOD WHERE YOU DON'T KNOW SOME THINGS, BUT YOU ALREADY FOUND OTHERS.
MEANING THAT YOU FOUND YOUR SPECIES AND YOUR WEAPON, BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE NOT FOUND WHERE YOU LIVE YET AND YOU'D HAVE TO DO THAT THE NEXT DAY. THOUGH I'M SURE IF YOU BRING IT TO SCHOOL, FINDING THIS CRAP IS EASIER. OR GOING TO TARGET, THAT'S EASY TOO. AND I LIKE THURSDAYS AS WELL! I JUST DON'T LIKE WAKING UP IN THE MORNING.
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ILL TAKE IT TO SCHOOL THEN.
I HAVE A HATE-LOVE RELATIONSHIP WITH TARGET, I WANT TO BUY STUFF, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SPEND MONEY.
I AM SEMI-BOTHERD BY MORNINGS, I WAKE UP FREAKIN EARLY, BUT THEN I HAVE AN HOUR OR SO OF FREE TIME.
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OKAY SORRY, I'LL SEND THIS SOON HOLD ON
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YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I CAN'T WAIT.
YET I CANA T THE SAME TIME.
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Not a problem ^-^
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OwO So... Amazing!!! I had my mom come over and look at this. She had the same expression, so I guess she liked it. Overall, it's so cool, and the game sounds fun!
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Thanks! At least ONE mom thought it was a cool picture.
unlike the woman who gave birth to me.
Naw, I'm kidding she's awesome.
But I'm still angry at her.
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