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Published: 2009-12-01 20:55:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 2126; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 25
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On the left side, the ultimate symbol of vampiric badassery: Alucard from the manga series Hellsing.On the right, we have.... Edward Cullen, the sparkly vampire from the wonderful world of twilight! *Fucking sarcasm to the MAAAAXX*
Anti-Twilight art= WIN
Now, i'm not gonna start bashing the Twilight film, I haven't watched it, and i don't plan on watching it because i want to keep my sanity, so I won't go on about how it's a nonsensical eye candy for the 'tween' girl demographic.
But i will not lie still and allow this abomination of a man to be called a VAMPIRE!! He's not!! To consider him one would be wrong! IT'S WRONG!! Compare him to the likes of Alucard, Blade the vampire hunter, Vampire Hunter D, or obviously Dracula!! They all definitely do not sparkle!! And all of them aren't attracted to some Mary-Sue emo crybaby! Graaaggh!! Anyway, rant over.
Maybe Edward can sparkle so brightly he can blind Alucard and GTFO quickly.
I wouldn't hold my breath.
If i upset any Twilight fans.... meh, I knew a few Twilight~ers who have insulted my love for Ultraman and Kamen Rider so I care not for your feelings.
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holy crap this is sosososo sooo TRUE XD GO ALUCARD XD XD edward dosent stand a chance agents him XD
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lol.
Alucard= vamp king
EdwARD= pixie sparkling bloodsucker.
and... Alucard will pwn Edward
XD
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and in 5 minutes or less Alucard will make the false vampire little more than a pile of of bloody entrails
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...hes showing you every thing hes got right there
...Sparkle bitch....sparkle
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The truth is spoken here!!! Edward wouldn't last a millisecond with Alucard once he starts to rip his face off of Edward.
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Alucard should drop Seras into the Twilight world as a sort of "Tutorial Level" For being a vampire with the warning "If you keep rejecting your nature, this is what might happen to you...minus the glitter."
Come back in about three months, Seras will have taken about 12 levels in 'badass', killed or conquered just about all supernatural beasts in that world (Both vampires AND werewolves), been crowned absolute 'No-life-queen' by the survivors, and gotten over her fear of feeding to boot.
...oh, and Bella Swan will be her first human victim.
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Twilight Vampires are not Vampires.
They are zombies with glitter-herpies.
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dude, are you sure he's even a guy? 'cause last time i checked, guys didn't sparkle. least not the strait ones anyway. 0.0
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I think if the Vampires in Twilight didn't sparkle, a lot more people would watch the movies. Good one though really lol Alucard would eat Edward for Lunch lol
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YES!
It's sad though, no vampire (in my opinion) has matched Alucards powers...but then again Anderson almost killed him once...almost
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LoL!
Cant say i evny edward...but alucard on the other hand......lets leave that hanging!....Alright how bout we propose a contest of skill, power, and survival? SEND IN EVRY FAMOUS VAMPIRE HUNTER! the last one of the two standign wins...and unlike alucard edward doesnt stand a chance of survival....since alucards NOT afraid to kill to live!(his life is to kill shit with big ass powerful weapons of death and destruction and impale his foes from the ass out of the mouth way)
plus he cant be killed by normal means......proably a true imortal if you think about it....
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We need Blade in the mix stabbing the hell out of Edward with a stake. And maybe Hellboy in there too just for kicks
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Hell, bring in Buffy, Angel, and Mel Brooks as Van Helsing!! They'd all fuck 'em up good!!
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Right on man! To hell with those sparkling vampire bastards!
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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS. Man, where's Van Helsing when you need him? That old dude could fuck up a vamp with just a piece of paper and a wreath of garlic.
Which reminds me, I've been working on a vampire killer character m'self. ACTUAL FOLKLORE/MYTHOLOGICAL RESEARCH FOR THE WIN.
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Do you mean traditional Van Helsing or Hugh Jackman Van Helsing? I'm for the Anthony Hopkins Van Helsing
Vampire killer? Cool! Will you be showing this new OC soon?
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I meant the Van Helsing in the Dracula book. Derp derp I'm a dork.
Yeah, I probably will! She lives in 1988 San Fran, which means I get to draw THE BEST FASHION EVAR.
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA...the only thing keeping edward alive is because alucard loves sparkles!!!
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Hahaha, yes Alucard loves his food with a little bit o' sparkle.
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hahhahahahahhahahaahhahah....XD
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