HOME | DD

Description
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Good evening, boys and girls! It’s me, J-Bird. Oh, I’m sure you’re probably wondering where your usual host is. I’m afraid he’s a bit tied down from recent work.
*A tied-up Chase screams *

His tenacity is admirable, and like I always say, :if you’re good at something don’t do it for free. Heehee hee. And let’s face it, he has been getting a little boring in recent journals, so I’m stepping in to give some pizazz. And since this countdown features me, I feel obligated to entertain you all! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And speaking of yours truly, I feel like I’m a little… ‘misunderstood.’ Sure, some would say I’m outright naughty, and it shows in the artwork of the illustrators… me cutting off my face notwithstanding. Seriously, what the hell was that all about? And yes, I have been called ‘insane.’ And that IS correct. Sure, I’ll crowbar the occasional Robin or two, and I’ve even taken over one of their minds. I’ll occasionally blow up ferries, flood all of Gotham with poisonous laughing gas and have a little laugh while doing it. After all, look at all the fanart I’ve had over the decades, I’m clearing having a ball, especially with my girl-buddy. One would have to not ‘get’ my character at all to not have me smiling- *looks at All-Star Batman and Robin #8* Ooooooooooo~ *sighs* Oh, Franky-boy (Yeah, the Joker doesn’t smile at all in that)

But in any case, you’d have to admit, there are always some characters that are more loonier than I am even on my good days, and our man Chase here has a list of them. *reading from Chase’s script* Ahem… here are the top 10 characters that make the Joker, moi, look sane by comparison. Sheesh, no wonder people don’t read this guy’s journals half the time, the titles are so long.
Anyhoo:

10) Light Yagami: To me if you’re gonna do something you better do it yourself, don’t use some damn book. But that’s the case for this fellow here. Not even ol’ Lexy has this big a Messiah-Complex.

9) Yuno Gasai: Speaking from experience I do know what it’s like to have a lovely lady-minion do whatever it takes for you. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut… I don’t even think Harley will straight out butcher anyone just for even talking to her bae.

8) Maximus of The Inhumans: Ok, this guy even makes Loki look sane by comparison. Cliché as the whole brotherly rivalry thing, some people at Marvel like to take it up a notch. This guy will even manipulate and kill his own merry mutant- I mean Inhumans just to keep the throne. Now I hear Blackbolt’s quite the chatterbox.

7) Shou Tucker of Fullmetal Alchemist: As I’ve said, I may or may have not try to warp a certain Tim Drake to becoming our son at one point in the far off future, buuuuuuuuuut, Dr. Tucker here really knows how to show love to his family. I mean, fusing your own daughter and dog into a Chimera is one thing. Personally I heard there’s a new fad going on called ‘Splicing.’ And indecently there have been some pretty good fan art of that Chimera girl. (There have and I feel guilty -_-)

6) Masato Kusaka from Kamen Rider 555: Vendettas are one thing. Just ask Bats that, but Mr. Kusaka here takes it two a whole other level. He’ll involve anyone to be in a dangerous position so he can gain the best advantage to destroy an Orphnoch. And all to get his hands on the walking heap of boredom named ‘Mari.
*Looks at audience*
It’s what Chase has in the script here, people. His words, not mine.

5) Nina Einsein: Wow…. Just wow… the Table-Kun memes. Note to self: make sure to wash all my tables when I get home. ‘Killing over 25 million people after losing her bae. Oh, the ‘wood’ jokes I could make with her. After all the old comics described me pulling a ‘boner’ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

4) Teams: Aqua, Magma, Galactic, Plasma and Flare. Wow, no wonder Chase hasn’t watched the Pokémon anime or played the games in years with these guys. ‘Terraforming for the betterment of humanity, manipulating all of reality, the Pokémon version of PETA, and Flare’s leader wanting to nuke the planet because he felt the world’s full of pain and suffering’? I believe you’re seeing the… genocidal patterns here? And I thought Red Skull was loonier than me. I agree with Chase, Team Rocket and Team Skull are fun at parties.

3) Number 3 is a toss-up between Seryu Ubiquitous and Aria from ‘Akame ga Kill.’ OK, not even Batsy’s motivated to kill for justice and eradicate all evil via bloodlust. Again, I agree with Chase, she got what was coming to her and her little dog. As for Aria’s case… well… at this point it’s her whole damn family. I’m all for torture, but I think Chase would wanna tear apart like Eva 1 to Eva 3. *Snickers* So even Chase has some violent tendencies. I hear he wants to write a fanfiction where Tatsumi becomes Ghost Rider and burns Aria up. Well that’s piqued my curiosity.

2) Whoooo boy, this one’s a doozy in Chase’s script here, everyone. And this is just the number two spot. He lists pretty much all the characters from ‘School Days’.
*Chase screams in the distance upon hearing the title*
*Joker blinks* Oooooooo boy~ I think we should all take his word for it. Or if you have any questions why, take it up with him in the comments. *scoots away from Chase seeing him frothing at the mouth with sheer anger*

Moving on…

1) Owlman: Now this one’s MY number 1. Now on paper, an evil version of Batman sounds very interesting to me. Even him voiced by James Woods is a plus. Personally I think owls are better nocturnal animals than bats. Batsy, take notes! Anyway Owlman was one of the heads of the Crime Syndicate in that movie “Crisis on Two Earths.” And, Writers, come up with titles that don’t use the word ‘crisis’ in EVERYTHING! It’s as bad as the ‘responsibility shtick’ with Spiderman. Anyhoo Owlman was one of the members who favored the use and development of a quantum-powered nuclear weapon that would destroy all life on Earth if the Earth governments refused to relinquish what little power they had left to the Crime Syndicate. However, Owlman had a much more sinister purpose for the weapon: to destroy all realities that have sprung from the one that he called Earth-Prime. And all because he said that ‘it would have been the only thing that matters’
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnd, they call me ‘crazy’

Well, that wraps up Chase’s list. Now this is all his opinions, and they can change overtime, but he even knows there’s a lot more crazier characters out there. So if you can think of anybody else that makes me look sane please leave your comments down below. Now if you excuse me, I need to pay a certain lovely harlequin about pulling off a ‘boner’…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! That never gets old!

So, as Chase would say, ‘Thanks for your time!’

Chase: *muffled* Gimme out here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Description
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Good evening, boys and girls! It’s me, J-Bird. Oh, I’m sure you’re probably wondering where your usual host is. I’m afraid he’s a bit tied down from recent work.
*A tied-up Chase screams *

His tenacity is admirable, and like I always say, :if you’re good at something don’t do it for free. Heehee hee. And let’s face it, he has been getting a little boring in recent journals, so I’m stepping in to give some pizazz. And since this countdown features me, I feel obligated to entertain you all! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And speaking of yours truly, I feel like I’m a little… ‘misunderstood.’ Sure, some would say I’m outright naughty, and it shows in the artwork of the illustrators… me cutting off my face notwithstanding. Seriously, what the hell was that all about? And yes, I have been called ‘insane.’ And that IS correct. Sure, I’ll crowbar the occasional Robin or two, and I’ve even taken over one of their minds. I’ll occasionally blow up ferries, flood all of Gotham with poisonous laughing gas and have a little laugh while doing it. After all, look at all the fanart I’ve had over the decades, I’m clearing having a ball, especially with my girl-buddy. One would have to not ‘get’ my character at all to not have me smiling- *looks at All-Star Batman and Robin #8* Ooooooooooo~ *sighs* Oh, Franky-boy (Yeah, the Joker doesn’t smile at all in that)

But in any case, you’d have to admit, there are always some characters that are more loonier than I am even on my good days, and our man Chase here has a list of them. *reading from Chase’s script* Ahem… here are the top 10 characters that make the Joker, moi, look sane by comparison. Sheesh, no wonder people don’t read this guy’s journals half the time, the titles are so long.
Anyhoo:

10) Light Yagami: To me if you’re gonna do something you better do it yourself, don’t use some damn book. But that’s the case for this fellow here. Not even ol’ Lexy has this big a Messiah-Complex.

9) Yuno Gasai: Speaking from experience I do know what it’s like to have a lovely lady-minion do whatever it takes for you. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut… I don’t even think Harley will straight out butcher anyone just for even talking to her bae.

8) Maximus of The Inhumans: Ok, this guy even makes Loki look sane by comparison. Cliché as the whole brotherly rivalry thing, some people at Marvel like to take it up a notch. This guy will even manipulate and kill his own merry mutant- I mean Inhumans just to keep the throne. Now I hear Blackbolt’s quite the chatterbox.

7) Shou Tucker of Fullmetal Alchemist: As I’ve said, I may or may have not try to warp a certain Tim Drake to becoming our son at one point in the far off future, buuuuuuuuuut, Dr. Tucker here really knows how to show love to his family. I mean, fusing your own daughter and dog into a Chimera is one thing. Personally I heard there’s a new fad going on called ‘Splicing.’ And indecently there have been some pretty good fan art of that Chimera girl. (There have and I feel guilty -_-)

6) Masato Kusaka from Kamen Rider 555: Vendettas are one thing. Just ask Bats that, but Mr. Kusaka here takes it two a whole other level. He’ll involve anyone to be in a dangerous position so he can gain the best advantage to destroy an Orphnoch. And all to get his hands on the walking heap of boredom named ‘Mari.
*Looks at audience*
It’s what Chase has in the script here, people. His words, not mine.

5) Nina Einsein: Wow…. Just wow… the Table-Kun memes. Note to self: make sure to wash all my tables when I get home. ‘Killing over 25 million people after losing her bae. Oh, the ‘wood’ jokes I could make with her. After all the old comics described me pulling a ‘boner’ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

4) Teams: Aqua, Magma, Galactic, Plasma and Flare. Wow, no wonder Chase hasn’t watched the Pokémon anime or played the games in years with these guys. ‘Terraforming for the betterment of humanity, manipulating all of reality, the Pokémon version of PETA, and Flare’s leader wanting to nuke the planet because he felt the world’s full of pain and suffering’? I believe you’re seeing the… genocidal patterns here? And I thought Red Skull was loonier than me. I agree with Chase, Team Rocket and Team Skull are fun at parties.

3) Number 3 is a toss-up between Seryu Ubiquitous and Aria from ‘Akame ga Kill.’ OK, not even Batsy’s motivated to kill for justice and eradicate all evil via bloodlust. Again, I agree with Chase, she got what was coming to her and her little dog. As for Aria’s case… well… at this point it’s her whole damn family. I’m all for torture, but I think Chase would wanna tear apart like Eva 1 to Eva 3. *Snickers* So even Chase has some violent tendencies. I hear he wants to write a fanfiction where Tatsumi becomes Ghost Rider and burns Aria up. Well that’s piqued my curiosity.

2) Whoooo boy, this one’s a doozy in Chase’s script here, everyone. And this is just the number two spot. He lists pretty much all the characters from ‘School Days’.
*Chase screams in the distance upon hearing the title*
*Joker blinks* Oooooooo boy~ I think we should all take his word for it. Or if you have any questions why, take it up with him in the comments. *scoots away from Chase seeing him frothing at the mouth with sheer anger*

Moving on…

1) Owlman: Now this one’s MY number 1. Now on paper, an evil version of Batman sounds very interesting to me. Even him voiced by James Woods is a plus. Personally I think owls are better nocturnal animals than bats. Batsy, take notes! Anyway Owlman was one of the heads of the Crime Syndicate in that movie “Crisis on Two Earths.” And, Writers, come up with titles that don’t use the word ‘crisis’ in EVERYTHING! It’s as bad as the ‘responsibility shtick’ with Spiderman. Anyhoo Owlman was one of the members who favored the use and development of a quantum-powered nuclear weapon that would destroy all life on Earth if the Earth governments refused to relinquish what little power they had left to the Crime Syndicate. However, Owlman had a much more sinister purpose for the weapon: to destroy all realities that have sprung from the one that he called Earth-Prime. And all because he said that ‘it would have been the only thing that matters’
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnd, they call me ‘crazy’

Well, that wraps up Chase’s list. Now this is all his opinions, and they can change overtime, but he even knows there’s a lot more crazier characters out there. So if you can think of anybody else that makes me look sane please leave your comments down below. Now if you excuse me, I need to pay a certain lovely harlequin about pulling off a ‘boner’…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! That never gets old!

So, as Chase would say, ‘Thanks for your time!’

Chase: *muffled* Gimme out here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!