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The perfect position for..... well, I think you can guess.
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agreed, the front 1/2 is nice and comfy on a bed and the bottom 1/2 stays up and alert for nocturnal predators
a perfect pose for those who are scared of things in the night
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Bottom half will squirt at anything that gets too close
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i was going to say it shakes like a rattle snake
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Squirting bodily fluids is a more effective way of repelling enemies if you ask me
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true but at night i feel like a loud noise is good enough to spook them away
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Can't tell you how many times my farts have scared me awake
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That's a good interpretation.
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wish I could wake up and roll over to see her in the morning, my world would be complete
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Baking cookies lol.
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Ya ....and cookies will get ready when two people working togeother .... 
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Making cheese sandwiches.
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Who do I have to kill to be in a situation like that one more time before I die?
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Just grabbed a phone book and looked up Andrew Pearson.
In Arnold voice, "Can I speak wit Andrew Peahsun please."
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