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AngelwolfMoon β Hellsing Chapter 90...or not.
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Honors for the awesome BLEACH font go to, 'th3K1ng' (it's on here (DeviantArt, sillies), so go and favourite it!!!)Yes, it's what you've all been waiting for, HELLSING CHAPTER 90!!!
........................Well, not really...But I suppose it has spoilers...(Alucard goes *poof!* and all that...)
...But I bet it's pretty accurate for 90...Heh. '
Oh yes, the -plot- is a rip-off from BLEACH (the bit with Rukia and Kon in Ichigo's body...)
BTW, Integra...Self-defence expert...PERIOD.
Hellsing belongs to Kohta Hirano
Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo
Fonts are from Blambot (GO LOOKIE!)
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Unfortunate Major ... *give him an ice pack*
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inst major half robot?....aww i see he couldnt forgo THOSE now could he *no sensible guy would....makes me feel sad for animals that get neutered....wait....has schro got neutered/spayed yet?!*
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No he hasnt. Zere ist no point in it. Zere are no cat-girls running rampant. Schro und a litter vould be VAY too much!
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.....how do you know that the japenese havent tried it yet?
you never know, its like those guys have secret hidden tech all under their island with the way they are.....i bet they have a giant robot or two though....
also major, how the hell did you survive all those years with a crazy ass scientist and a legion of starving vampires (seriously what those guys did to the humans back when you introduced yourself to hellsing says to me they havent been fed in years...what do you feed them? Cabbages!?!)
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Vell Dok ist a great cook so I keep him around for zat und ze vampires are just ravenious. Nozing more zan animals sometimes. But it helps to give zem minnimal rations. Nozing more zan a pack a day. An entire human ist a rare treat for zem.
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........dont you ever worry about them getting the idea to drink each others blood if they get desprate enough...or that they steal each others rations and thus creating a group thats suffering from withdrawl that would raid the blood pack storage thus making the cycle even larger? (which point youll be forced to attack some small village but youll be out of blood packs, so in truth youll drive the human race to extinction due to needing blood...what are you going to fight then?
......
african killer bees?)
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Oh ve haff our vays of keeping zem under controll. Ze zreat of deaz vorks vell. But zen again ve vere made to die. Most off ze men didn't know but ze vere all just instruments off mein vill
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ingenious....now about your robot parts....isnt that kinda derterminal, cause if one small thing goes wrong in your body, it could easily wreck the rest of it leading you to either be imobile and or do things incorrectly, hell you might gain a french accent instead of your german.
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Vell I keep mein self vell maintained. Vith Dok around zere ist a zero percent chance somezing goes wrong.
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...............you do realize you put murphys law in effect right?
also since shcro is everywhere and nowhere at once....does that mean currently hes being a ero-cat boy....for both sides?
after all cats do become able to have young at 6-10 months old easy (we have a cat that had kittens when she was a kitten *below a year old, stunted little devil she is! would give alucard hell if she met him*)...and with him being part human who becoems "active" at age 13 and up, well....mix those two together and you get a being thats active since around age 4 i guess....
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Ja. *scratches back of head* ve zreatened to fix him. Vell zat got him to stop humping ze furnature. Und it took Dok a month to get Schro avay from ze test tubes. Und no Schro is pure male.
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.........................
didnt you check the ladies quaters?
cause im damn sure that they have to be eh-hem "female dogs" to keep the cat away when its during that time....
wait....oh god....hes everywhere and nowhere at once...so that means your orgabnization IS well known throughout the world....
hes the reason for teen pregnancy....
you dumbass bastard....do you realize what you have created!?!?! hell he could be humping your butt even as we speak! *good thing i have a steel plate coving my own rear end*
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Vell zere vas vone little incident involving Rip und SchrΓΆdinger. Zank gott vampires can't get pregnant. Und yes I haff created CHAOS ITSELF!! However Dok set up a fail-safe system. Schro can't teleport if its below 10 digrees or if he ist pinned.
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...........and you do realize its winter in england right? and considering how could it is outside, hell need to wait till spring for him to deliver any messages.....
and serisouly....didnt you even think that alucard mightve been hungry and ate shcro the frist time they met?
because at the end of OVA from what i understand you only just made him even more immortal....since he would now he everwhere and nowhere at once....
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Zat could not have been predicted. Even I didnt really know vhat vould happen. For more details refer back to mein conversation vith integra inside ze Deus Ex machina
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.........
i got an evil idea.....
:*gives a dark smile to the point where alucard would beam with pride at the major*
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Oh gott vhat ist ze Idea?
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have you ever thought why alucard is so careful with his coffin? also that a vampire needs their coffins, so all you have to do is lod up his coffinw ith rocks (when hes out and about) and dump it in the english channel, that which will leave him unable to sleep in it for long periods of time...especally since hes so....well...connected to it.
thus when he tries to go retreive it drop several tons of bombs on hellsing, easily getting rid of the p[roblem....and once thats all over with and alucard is in the middle of the ocean trying to get his coffin back, drop every single warrior you have on top of him and (since he cant swim i think is obvious) he will drown....
one dead alucard right then and there.
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......... Vant to join Millennium?
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depends....i can be a partner....or somone whos NOT cannon fodder...let me get the contract up and running.
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How bout ze vhervolf special forces?
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as long as im not sent on suicide missions, and i mean missions that gaureentee a 50% chance of survival with all limbs intact....but i also can take risks....just as long as im brief on EVERY aspect of information possible....thta includes weakness, strengths, powers, will, integrety, stuctures, weaponry, forces, positions, if i have reinforcements....
thats how wars are played after-all, to fight you need information, otherwise you just end up on either the wrong battlefeild or jsut get plain slaughtered by a suprise attack (trust me its not fun being suprised...no fighting just lots of running!)
if you sing here and state that i will not be a pawn (somthing like a bishop at least in the game) i will willingly join millenium as a planner/sabatoage expert.....i have ways of messing with peoples sanity (and able to get into hellsings skins....and i know jsut the books/movies to do it to!)
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Id say somezing as valuable und trechorious as a knight
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then we have a deal....
*chuckles darkly* might i add that i know several ways into rome....
after all somthing as old as that city has more then a few....safe...passages in and out....
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... You haff also played assassins creed haven't you? Varrent Officer SchrΓΆdinger ist addicted.
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yes...thoguh i have some contacts in the vatican....it helps to play on their so called sins...
greed epsecally, they just dont pay like they used to these days havent they *smiles grimly*
though i do have a few....ideas....on how to get rid of hellsings soilders in a preemptive attack.
one of them includes cone snail venom mixxed into cake batter...chocolate cake...and then having it delivered to the soilders quarters....when they eat it, small micro shards of glass inside the cake would open up enough minor tears (not enough to hurt in the beggining, but enough to allow the venom in) which would allow the venom to mix into the flesh, giviing them a slow death...and them not knowing just how they are dieing...
sabatoage, attacking from any angle..thats jus tthe thing a treacherous Black Knight would do no? after all, were all peices in this game...some more valuble then others but all but the king, replacable....but the true target of our game...isnt the king, but the Queen that gaurds the king. or in preface....Alucard....
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You know I vas zinking black mamba venom. Und vhat about Seras? I zink ve should capture her. Mein Captain hast been drooling over her. Und dok hast created somezink called P30. It ist a device zat releases a drug zat causes brainvashing.
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............no.........
just not feasbible....think about it, she is connected to alucard, even if doc could make a brain washing device, it would be better to use it on a human....because for 1 thing a true vampire made by the count himself would not only have a chance of resisting it (not to mention their already dead, so even then their hearts dont beat...meanign the drug has to be put into her brain directly and thats a messy prodcedure...)the reason from what i fathom is that as her "master" he could not only most likely speak to her, but also break any other control over her mind, or even control her with his own will if he senses somthing is wrong...after all theyre never far from each other and i would be a fool to think i could go into hellsing and extract her from the area.....
also i have noticed somthing from many instances over the years, through books, history, and ect.
That lusting for somone on the opposite side of the conflict is never a good idea...because if you do so then your more likely to be killed by that side, besides there might be plenty of other women that captain could end up finding...who knows he might even find another female werewolf and convince her to join millenium.....and oh about the assasin thing...well, some things of it could be atrue and false....after all there are templares even to this day, they just dont dominate the world like they would want to....(im guessing the pope keeps them in check i suspect...that or their own faith)
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To bad. You know I alvays saw her as more of a vhervolf razer zan a vampire. Not to mention Alucard zought ze vhervolves vere extinct till he met Captain.
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......yeah doesnt change the fact shes a vampire...if captain ahdf met her sooner and had bitten her in his wolf form you might have gotten a valuble peice for the game....
still have you sent the valerntine brothers over to helllsing yet? i have an idea on how tio use the ghouls....
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Well yes and no. Luke was just killed off in OVA 9 so his contract with Funimation and studio madhouse ran out. My contract keeps me alive to the very end. Yes I just broke the fourth vall. Ve all do.
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hmmm i suggest the next run line we put neuro toxin tanks inside the ghouls....
pressurized neurotoxin.....so that way when puncutred it litterals the air with deadly neruotoxin gas....giving hellsing a much bigger headache then normal....now i have an idea on what to do for keeping alucard busy while the attack happens...we all know that this paladin alexander hates alucard with a passion, so what if oh say a few forged documents sent to eithe rparty results in a duel of the ages while hellsing is burned to the ground and the two are stranded on a ship in the middle of the atlantic.....and oh say you fire several cruise missles at the ship....
get what i am suggesting,. sir major?
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Jawhol. You really haff a deadly mind.
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thats what i get from playing portal....and studying history.
after all wars alwasy about fighting....dieing and surviving are just parts of it....
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Indeed. Var ist truly glorious isn't it?
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war.....it comes with all its glory.....
and all its horrors....
its hard to discern which is which, as war blurs all senses and takes the mind...making them act like their natural instincts tell them to do...to fight...to survive....and to kill, everything else becomes secondary, your home, family, freinds, worldly goods, its just you, your weapon, and your foe.
it all comes to which frost pulls the trigger and which frist hits them....so yes war is glorious....but its all horrendous...its all the same...a beautifull and ugly thing, full of wonder as the fires spark from explosions making a grand sight, the shrapenal as it tears the flesh bone and blood apart in a display of raw power...the screams as music of the damnned, and the wail of falling shells and the dead and dying. and when it ends, it becomes silent as the grave.....
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... Vow. I couldn't haff said it any better.
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good thing i had that oin the intercom....it was broadcasted throughout the blimps!
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thank you very much.....though is the contract still up? because itll be this season millenium wins this round
after all, as long as we follow the "Guide to being A Evil Overlord" things should go smoothly for this season....then its back to buisness in letting the "good" guys win a few rounds while we laugh in the shadows on what is to come....
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Ah just ze vay I like it. Like day und night good und evil are locked in un endless struggle
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like ying and yang forever dancing, light and dark....or in our case the darkness of war versus the darkness of dracula himself....hehe, good thing i did some researtch into him....
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Ve can all hope cant ve?
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yup....now lets get that part of the season done...ill meet doc in the lab...send the ghouls in frist, ill also take jan with me this time....though this time were sending a few ghouls down there while giving the message to alucard...as for me...well...ill take a few shots out of assasins creed for this, they do have windows yes?
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To many to count on ze upper floors. But ze basement ist six feet under. Ze irony ist not lost.
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true.....ya know i wonder why you didnt have the ghouls with bombs last time...just get the buildings blueprints from some curropted politican and use the bombs to dstroy the main buildings supports, take away their best home advantage...besides somthing as old as that building should be collapsing within a few decades soon.....it would make their struggle much more amusing to watch as they flounder at a loss from the damage we can inflict...i also request the strongest sniper riffle you have in your armoury...with a supply of bullets filled with mercury and dust from a grounded down silver cross from jerulseum....such powerful religous significance would make the rounds much more deadly to alucard as the mercury would prevent him from healing and the dust would slowly poison him and harm him like his own bullets...
such a wonderful deadly irony...to be killed by bullets similar and if not better then his own....i also think that the attack would not only destroy the wild geese *due to them not understanding the dangers of pressurized neuro toxin and have no real way to defend against it* but also take out at least a quarter of the round table knights... making the battleions return much more....dramatic in a warlike way as they lose control of their so called "protections" on the public...i truly wonder what would happen if the public became aware of vampires true existance....i can already imagine the panic and carnage....
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Vell ze first attack vas to test zere strength. Hell I didn't even remember Luke's name when he poped back up. Oh und I haff un S-75 bolt action rifle. It ist powerful but ze scope ist veak.
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hmmm it shall do, what is the general range....and also dont worry about those two, i gave this "luke" character $500.00 if he would do the scene again....though im sure that jan would do it anyway just to give the finger to hellsing again....this attack of mine would not only test their power...but also their smarts, if theyre smart they wont hit the head or chest, but dismember the ghouls by having the head, arms, and legs cutt off allowing them to safely dispose of the neurotoxin...thats if they even learn of it as their soilders die from the toxins....and if their smart enough they would employ alucard directly...but if they do the neurotoxin and the silver dust would quickly incapacitate both seras and alucard quickly...allowing me to cripple their knights of the round table by at least two members.....
and once thier extra meeting is done again...well, it should be a grand show of wrath for our amusement ehh major?
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