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"It was a relatively peaceful afternoon. Nothing had been destroyed in the Phantomhive Manor, courtesy of Finny, Bard and Mey-Rin...yet. Not that the Phantomhive Earl would hear about it since the Phantomhive Butler would attend to it and see it set right immediately. Mey-Rin was doing the laundry, Bard was tending to the repairs in the house(caused by him earlier that day), Finny was trimming the hedges while Mr. Tanaka was busy writing in his journal...eh? Oh wait, never mind. He's just sipping on his tea. I must have been confused by that steam surrounding his shrinking form. Anyway, all was calm in the Queen's Guard Dog's home. All because of the Phantomhive butler. Ah, and speak of the devil, there he was down the corridor. The magnificently efficient, wonderfully charming, sinfully good looking-"
"Hmm? (Name)-san? Not that I dispute, but who are you talking to?"

Your eyes rose up the tall, slender length to the closed-eye smile of the butler in question.
"Ah! Sebastian! What are you doing here? You're interrupting my narration!" You gasped and took a step back from the man who seemed to have taken what should have been a 15 second walk, in milliseconds.
"Oh~? Narration? To whom?" He opened his unearthly eyes and peered down at you. As always, you were momentarily spellbound by them. Noticing this, his smile morphed into a smirk. It made you shiver, effectively releasing you from your self-imposed enchantment.

You turned away and started out towards the door, heading to the garden.
"No one really, Sebas-chan." He frowned at the nickname, or rather at who the nickname reminded him of.
As soon as you opened the door and took a step out, you were swiftly pulled back in and pressed against a firm lean body. The door was banged shut an inch from your nose.

Mentally preparing to get into a screaming match with the taller male (with you doing the actual screaming) about randomly grabbing you, you were caught of guard by his low, scarily calm voice right above your head.

"(Name)-san, I believe the Young Master would appreciate your company at this moment."
Red flags went off in your head. Since when did Ciel ever 'appreciate your company'?
"He seemed very eager to play a round of chess with you."
Sirens accompanied the red flags. Ciel was never 'eager' to do anything with you.
"I'll be sure to bring up some chocolate treats in a moment for the two of you. So just. Stay. There until I come with them."

You turned in his grasp and tilted your head back to look him in his eyes, which startled him.
"Sebastian."
"Yes?"
"Are you trying to soften me up so you can eat my soul?"
"...Huh?" He held you a bit away from him so that he could look at you properly.
"I know what you are."
"..."
"You're a vampire aren't you, Mr. Perfect?"

His serious face transformed into his beautiful laughing face.
"Oh, (Name)-san. If I wanted to eat your soul, I would not 'soften you up'." His eyes seemed to flash pink for an instant. "And No, I am not a vampire." He released you completely and pushed you towards Ciel's study.
Just as you were entering - "Unless you want me to be~" - you unceremoniously stumbled into the room, causing Ciel to mushroom sigh; he was certain that Sebastian was using you in some way to kill him slowly.

Looking back at the then closed door, you whined as you picked yourself up. "You people need to treat me better."
"You're still alive despite your uselessness, aren't you?"
"Cold, very cold."
"I don't try at all"

                                                                ~Meanwhile with Sebastian~

Having left you in the young master's study, he walked out of the manor towards the garden where he had spotted a group of uninvited guests. Honestly, this was the third assassination attempt this month. Didn't they learn?
Sighing, he readjusted his gloves and walked calmly into the unsuspecting group.

                                                                ~In The Phantomhive Study~

"Argh!"
Your ears perked up at the sound while Ciel didn't even budge.
"Someone save us!"
You glanced at the boy still setting up the chess board. After a moment, he looked at you.
"If you want to go, just go. No one's keeping you here." He grumbled.
A lazy grin spread across your face and you got out of the seat you had been occupying.
Offering him a mock curtsy, you half-ran out of the room. Really, there wasn't ever a dull moment in the Phantomhive household, was there?

When you reached the large glass windows that overlooked the garden, you stopped. A shadow that seemed to grow larger and larger by the second, was cast over you. The glass shattered and you were once again pulled into a larger frame that was quickly becoming comfortably familiar. A twitching man lay where you had been but a few seconds ago and a sigh above your head passed warm air through your hair.

"Honestly, you don't do well with instructions, do you?" He asked you as he threw the man out of the broken window and then proceeded to jump out of the second story window, still holding you. Landing with his knees slightly bent, he suddenly raised one leg and turned on the other, kicking a man who had run up behind him.
He glanced at you, indicating that he was awaiting a reply to your disobedience.
"Really? You want an answer now?"
"I don't see why not." He replied while dodging bullets from three different shooters.
"...I...wanted to see what all the noise was."
You closed your eyes and pressed yourself closer to him as he dropped and somersaulted on the ground before sweeping out his right leg and tripping one of the shooters, who fell and you assumed broke his nose, if the spray of blood was anything to go by.
"Satisfied?"
He closed the distance between him and the other two shooters and kicked the first shooter's gun out of his hand and clean onto the second shooter's temple, the latter dropping down unconscious.
"More or less."
The then gun-less gunman proceeded to brandish a knife and instead of aiming for Sebastian, the difficult target, he aimed it at you. Charging towards the two of you, he brought his hand back as though to stab. However, when he was within arm's reach, he suddenly stopped and threw it forward, aiming for the spot between your eyes.

White gloved fingers caught the projectile as it lightly grazed your skin. It was then flicked back to its owner with the hilt hitting him right where he had been aiming on you.
"Sebstian!" You gasped out, amazed. An amused hum replied.

Releasing you, Sebastian performed a roundhouse kick to the man who flew back into the trees surrounding the manor. His cloak flew up into the air with his fluid movement, his long leg, cloaked in black material, extended straight where the man's face had been, his half-coat and shirt slightly raised from his waist...
"A Phantomhive butler who can not do this much-"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SEBASTIAN THAT'S SO CUTE!"
You fell to the floor clutching at your stomach. The male turned to you, bemused at your interruption.
Due to his patient nature, and the fact that there were no other men hired to kill the Phantomhive Earl on the estate, he waited for you to finish your rather...interesting laugh.

"I really do think that's awfully cute Sebastian."
"Hmm?"
"Did you make them yourself?"
"I'm sorry? I don't understand."
"Your...undergarments..." You tried not to burst out again.
"..."
"They have little Ciel faces on them."
"..."
"I think it's cute."

                                                           ~In The Phantomhive Study~

"DON'T HURT ME SEBASTIAN! I'LL NEVER LAUGH AGAIN, I SWEAR!"

The blue-eyed boy continued with his solo game of chess. Whatever you had done, he was not getting involved. He reached out and lifted the Queen piece.

"I HAVE PANTIES WITH YOU ON THEM SO IT'S REALLY NOT THAT WEIRD THAT YOU HAVE CIEL ON YOURS!"
The piece snapped in half and fell to the floor.
He cursed with all his heart whatever brought you to him.

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Comments: 157

emmalynncat [2014-11-03 09:23:57 +0000 UTC]

Omg XD

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Angiehimesan In reply to emmalynncat [2014-11-15 06:05:56 +0000 UTC]

Teehee!

I'm glad you liked it!

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animegirl382 In reply to ??? [2014-11-02 17:25:40 +0000 UTC]

Lol that was so funny i'm laying in my bed right now and when I read that I started rolling on the bed laughing I also fell on the floor STILL laughing can u make a second chapter plz

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Angiehimesan In reply to animegirl382 [2014-11-15 06:07:04 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha, I love reading stories that make me do that!
Well, I had designed it to be a one-shot but I'll try and see if I can make a chapter 2 happen!
 

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animegirl382 In reply to Angiehimesan [2014-11-15 19:47:19 +0000 UTC]

yayyy

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Styleboutique1997 In reply to ??? [2014-10-25 17:33:55 +0000 UTC]

 

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Angiehimesan In reply to Styleboutique1997 [2014-10-27 00:43:02 +0000 UTC]

Teehee!
I'm glad you liked it?
^^

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Styleboutique1997 In reply to Angiehimesan [2014-10-27 14:55:06 +0000 UTC]

YES!!!! I loved it  

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Parissimmons In reply to ??? [2014-10-04 21:22:54 +0000 UTC]

Im not allowed to laugh...... Wah 

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Angiehimesan In reply to Parissimmons [2014-10-27 00:55:45 +0000 UTC]

Don't do it!

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ILikeToDrawHomestuck In reply to ??? [2014-09-30 04:18:37 +0000 UTC]

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Angiehimesan In reply to ILikeToDrawHomestuck [2014-09-30 21:46:05 +0000 UTC]

Teehee!
^^
I'm glad you liked it?

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ILikeToDrawHomestuck In reply to Angiehimesan [2014-09-30 23:45:42 +0000 UTC]

^°^

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Mochi-and-2P-Rose In reply to ??? [2014-09-15 22:06:51 +0000 UTC]

LOVED DAT ENDING!!!!

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Angiehimesan In reply to Mochi-and-2P-Rose [2014-09-16 06:02:08 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!
I'm glad you did!

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Mochi-and-2P-Rose In reply to Angiehimesan [2014-09-16 10:37:34 +0000 UTC]

XD

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LuckRose In reply to ??? [2014-09-12 23:40:38 +0000 UTC]

*dies by cookie dough inhalation while laughing*

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Angiehimesan In reply to LuckRose [2014-09-13 10:17:23 +0000 UTC]

Teehee!
That's a pretty nice way to go!

...I mean, wait! Don't die!
D:

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LuckRose In reply to Angiehimesan [2014-09-13 15:06:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh. My. God.

I freaking love that ending!!!

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Shaadowzelda In reply to ??? [2014-09-03 11:58:11 +0000 UTC]

I'm dying with laughter. You are a genius. omg . xD

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Angiehimesan In reply to Shaadowzelda [2014-09-03 15:49:12 +0000 UTC]

Teehee!
 
I'm flattered you think so!
I'm glad you liked it!

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monabura In reply to ??? [2014-09-01 23:33:02 +0000 UTC]

This is sooo good. I. Love. It.
I almost died from laughing so hard hahaha.
Can't describe how good an funny this is.

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Angiehimesan In reply to monabura [2014-09-03 15:57:03 +0000 UTC]

I'm really glad you do!
 

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LemonJuice96 [2014-08-27 23:06:24 +0000 UTC]

Thank God I was alone reading this I'm dying with laughter!! XD XD 

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Angiehimesan In reply to LemonJuice96 [2014-08-28 14:50:45 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you liked it!

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LemonJuice96 In reply to Angiehimesan [2014-08-28 15:23:44 +0000 UTC]

Haha I'm glad you wrote it XD

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klovesya In reply to ??? [2014-08-26 10:23:30 +0000 UTC]

I cant...breathe...oh my dear lord, my stomach hurts.

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Angiehimesan In reply to klovesya [2014-08-26 11:41:18 +0000 UTC]

Ah Sebby, he strikes again!
 
I'm glad it made you laugh!

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klovesya In reply to Angiehimesan [2014-08-26 12:06:34 +0000 UTC]

Most of your stories do make me laugh.

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Cheesecake-Superstar In reply to ??? [2014-08-26 02:45:02 +0000 UTC]

Heheh... I just burst out laughing at 3.46 in the morning. Now, to wait until my mother goes nuts...
Loved the story, imma go fave it.

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Angiehimesan In reply to Cheesecake-Superstar [2014-08-26 11:40:03 +0000 UTC]

Ah, mothers, how they suffer on our fangirl accounts...
 
I'm glad you did! Thank you!
 

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Cheesecake-Superstar In reply to Angiehimesan [2014-08-26 12:23:35 +0000 UTC]

Haha, agreed. XD

And, you're welcome!

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LadytheRainicorn In reply to ??? [2014-08-25 08:44:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, I was reading this with my family in the room and now there all looking at like I'm crazy because I was laughing like maniac

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Angiehimesan In reply to LadytheRainicorn [2014-08-25 12:53:20 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha! We're all mad here~
   
I'm glad you liked it!

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LadytheRainicorn In reply to Angiehimesan [2014-08-25 18:58:36 +0000 UTC]

Lol you're probably right and it honestly sounds like something I would actually do.

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My-Pharaohs-Keeper In reply to ??? [2014-08-24 01:52:48 +0000 UTC]

Sebby had Ciel underwear, HA!

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Angiehimesan In reply to My-Pharaohs-Keeper [2014-08-24 17:00:41 +0000 UTC]

The secret is out!
xD

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Amiik123 [2014-08-23 05:44:58 +0000 UTC]

AMAZING! I love how Sebby has Ciel underwear and as the reader, I have Sebby underwear! That was amazing!

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Angiehimesan In reply to Amiik123 [2014-08-23 16:19:17 +0000 UTC]

'Tis the circle of life~
Now we just have to wonder who has you on their underwear!
 
I'm glad you like it!

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Amiik123 In reply to Angiehimesan [2014-08-25 04:49:30 +0000 UTC]

Hm. I wonder who. I... am very curious now. That just raised a question that I can never answer!

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PumpkinCandle In reply to ??? [2014-08-23 00:57:21 +0000 UTC]

Best. Thing. Ever.

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Angiehimesan In reply to PumpkinCandle [2014-08-23 16:16:45 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!
 
I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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cytez-kaimee In reply to ??? [2014-08-23 00:20:32 +0000 UTC]

oh lord... "I HAVE PANTIES WITH YOU ON THEM SO IT'S REALLY NOT THAT WEIRD THAT YOU HAVE CIEL ON YOURS!"
best. line. ever. i cannot describe with words how hilarious that is!!!! *disappears laughing*

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Angiehimesan In reply to cytez-kaimee [2014-08-23 16:14:56 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha, I'll admit it was just as much fun while writing!

I'm glad you liked it!

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cytez-kaimee In reply to Angiehimesan [2014-08-23 17:16:59 +0000 UTC]

no prob *disappears to find something else hilarious to read*

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Angiehimesan In reply to cytez-kaimee [2014-08-23 17:32:21 +0000 UTC]

Happy hunting!

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cytez-kaimee In reply to Angiehimesan [2014-08-23 17:35:49 +0000 UTC]

i hope so too

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briannamichaelis [2014-08-22 23:57:34 +0000 UTC]

LOL does not explain how much I laughed. Oh my gosh, this is the best thing EVER! I love how it revolves around underwear!!! 

"I HAVE PANTIES WITH YOU ON THEM SO IT'S REALLY NOT THAT WEIRD THAT YOU HAVE CIEL ON YOURS!" 

I... I just...... I can't even...... This. Is. The. Best. Thing. Since. Wifi. I LOVE YOU AUTHOR-CHAN!!!!!!

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Angiehimesan In reply to briannamichaelis [2014-08-23 16:11:00 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha! As I love you Reader-chan! (Which is why I put you in these situations~  )
I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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briannamichaelis In reply to Angiehimesan [2014-08-23 20:44:37 +0000 UTC]

I think I overly enjoyed it! It's going to be one of those where I read it, like, 65 times before I get bored if it! XD

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