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AngstyGuy — 10 Bowser in Rush Hour Traffic
Published: 2007-05-19 06:43:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 2124; Favourites: 36; Downloads: 17
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Number 10 in my Nintendo Characters in Scenes of Everyday Life. We're halfway done!Picked Bowser for this scene for the sheer absurdity of it; a big monster turtle in a tiny go-kart stuck in traffic. What's not to laugh?
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I bet has he waits in the traffic jam he thinks about Princess Peach, planning and plotting what to do next to kidnap her and gain control of Mushroom Kingdom
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Man, what happens if he has to take a pee? XD Murphy's law dictates that all bladders that are even slightly full will shrink to pea sized in traffic! I hope he's got a water bottle in his shell! LMFAO! God, his facial expression is hilarious.
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Well, he IS in a go-kart..no sides to prevent roadside urination. Bowser isn't the classiest guy around. Thank you so much for the compliment!
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ROFL Yeah and he'd probably make sure everybody could see it when he whips it out, too. But what if he's shy? XD THAT would be REALLY absurd!
You're welcome.
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Bowser? Shy? C'mon, he's pure 100% final boss! He's got no shame!
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LOL but it'd be funny if he was XD Can you just imagine this big buff guy being *cough* insecure? XD (Bet he's got a sixteen incher though, so no need to be self conscious, Bowsie!)
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well...He's a turtle....not known for their penises..so who knows? wait..why are we talking about Bowser's junk?! lol
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ROFL I'm a pervert.
Maybe he'll get mad enough to go drive on the sidewalk
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haha ah I see....but..he's a turtle! lol you rock
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I'm sure that the koopa-kart (for a lack of a better name 
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no way! you ever play mario kart!? bowser sucks ass off the road!
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I have, but I never play as Bowser. 
So I guess he has nothing to do. He's a sitting duck in traffic. HAHA!!
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yup. and you should try bowser. he's a speed demon if you stay on the road
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Gotcha. 
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or speedy speed shrooms! or if he had a star.no no that'd all be illegal...
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I guess even villains obey traffic laws...
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it's just plain safety for everyone
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because in the everyday, he can't get the Air Traffic Controller's permission.
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That is a pretty good explanation.
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I hate Rush Hour, but if I were Bowser, I'd just walk over all the cars C:
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but then he'd get in trouble for road rage
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he can just burn the police
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but then he's get in trouble!
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so? Bowser was always in trouble!
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with plumbers, not police
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He oughta just toast all the other cars with his fire breath. He's a villain for crying out loud.
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I assure you, it's all strictky buisness.
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