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Published: 2015-11-18 23:35:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 3284; Favourites: 84; Downloads: 2
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oh this is still a thing? I didn't know that... time to get my Peribill shirt back on (I wish I had a Peribill shirt)
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Oh come on, given a good backstory, this isn't impossible...
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hehe dis is AMAZON
pretty much close to what I'm looking for
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nothing makes sense in Bill's world XDD
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THERE IS NO
'STOP'
IN SHIPPING
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! IT'S SADLY TRUE!!
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THE SHIPPING TRAIN HAS NO STOPS! AAAHHHH!!
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THE ONLY WAY OFF IS TO FALL OFF AND BREAK YOUR LEG
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Uh...I'm good thanks. I like my legs. THEY'VE BEEN GOOD TO ME!
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*Builds a random wall* There. * puts bomb in the train * MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SEE YOU LATER, BULLIES.
Bullies: Umm..... What...? I think she is scared
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB
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AJID;FAKD;DJ;ADJP'FAFJDA'FDAKFD'AKFD'KSA;'
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*Walks in* Hey Brandon! Your not going to believe this! 8D
*There is two of me*
:3 ..... Hey wait, somethings not right here... /8|
Other me: Ah, ha, ha, ha! *Transforms into Bill Cipher*
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DAMN IT BILL! I will end you!!
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Bill: Oh, come on Curls don't be such a sour puss. In fact your more of a Tangy puss! *Snaps fingers and your head transforms into Tangy from animal crossing* Ah ha ha ha ha!
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Oh so you want to use the power of chaos huh? *touches my Discord tattoo and he comes out*
Discord: So you want to cause trouble? Well I invented before you were even thought of! *snaps claw and traps Bill in the first dimension*
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Bill: *Laughs insanely as he warps away*
You are aware that we live in the first dimension. And that you've allowed an evil God-like deity to roam wild in our home world, right?
Bill: *Enters our world like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOLZn3… *
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Well crap. Hey Discord want to go to a new dimension and leave my friend here to suffer?
Discord: Mexico here we come!
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Jokes on you! Cause if the tear in fabric in space continues, then the chaos and madness known as weirdmaggedon will eventually spill into other worlds. =w= You can't avoid the inevitable!
Bill: *pops up out of nowhere* He's right, you can run to other dimensions all you want. But eventually you two will slip up, and when you do~
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Discord: *snaps his fingers and creates Chaos so powerful Weirdmaggedon can't touch it* I've been doing this since before time began.
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(If you've watched the latest episode of gravity falls, then you would see that such a thing is impossible. Even by standards that don't make sense)
Bill: Then you probably would've heard this very old riddle: Why did the letter "Q" do this? *Raises arms*
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(That's Discord in a nut shell)
Discord: Because he was to voice the true God of Chaos! *readies claws and tail*
Hey you want some popcorn? This fight is going to be awesome.
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Hell yeah! 8D
Bill: Nope *Laser beam fires out of his eye, Trapping Discord in stone like the elements of harmony*....*Picks up Discord Statue* Because I needed a new Back-scratcher! *Uses Discord Statue to scratch his back while laughing*
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Discord: I don't know why you like scratching yourself with a stick of dynamite. *blows up Bill though it does nothing* Besides, for you to even do what you can you'll need someone to sign a contract. Which in the context of this chat, no one has. So by that law, I win. Don't I?
Mmmmm popcorn.
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Bill: *Dressed as Edgeworth* That would be the case if I was still stuck in my old dimension, and my only way of communicating is through the mindscape. However, thanks to the rip in this dimension, I don't need to be making deals with any one anymore.
*Bubbles of Pure Madness appear*
Bill: This Party never stops! Time is Dead, and Meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside down, and I reign supreme! *Fire spreads everywhere* Welcome one and all, to weirdmaggeddon!
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Discord: *looks around and sees what's going on* *dressed a gentleman* I must say Bill you've done a wonderful job here, yes quit wonderful I applaud you, yes I certainly do. *claps* However you're still dealing with me, Discord. *grabs reality and shakes everything off of it and makes it blank before putting everything he likes in it* Too bad you aren't in my new realm Bill. Oh well. Good bye and tell Dipper I said hi. *drinks his chocolate cup of milk*
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*Loud knocking*
???: OPEN UP! THIS IS THE POLICE! TIME POLICE!
Me: O.O" Well gotta go *Click button on watch*Beam me up Scotty!
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Coward! Discord help!
Discord: *leaves statue of himself next to me with a note* "Gone fishing."
Me: YOUR JERKS!
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*Written on your Right hand*
Also went fishing with my new friend
-Bill
Look what I did to your other hand
*On your Left hand there's a drawing of a Turkey*
Look! A Turkey!
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Hey it's almost Thanksgiving! I guess Bill isn't that bad of a guy if he gave me a drawing of a turkey.
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