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Frat!ShepWitness.
Does it count for rule 63 if there's no canon shep? QUESTIONS INDEED.
When it comes to Frat!Shep, Garrus is his Bro. But he would really rather not be.
Mass Effect (c) Bioware, of course
Frat!Shep can be blamed on quicksilver6
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"But he would really rather not be."
I think I see what you just did there.
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FratShep, Garrus, and Mordin need to start some kind of "Bro-scars" club on the Normandy. Wrex is an honorary member and can hang if he'd ever leave his big Conan the Barbarian throne, and if Zaeed promises not to get everyone killed (while making out like a guddamn bandit) he can chill.
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Everyone is feeling sorry for Garrus...I feel sorry for him...
Is it because he no longer has Fem!Shep?
Forget her, Garrus! Fuck her! We will go to Omega tonight and get shit-faced. Hire a couple asari hookers for ya, do a couple lines of red sand, drag ourselves back to the Normandy, fuck around with Zaeed's trash compactor, pull the cushions off Joker's flight chair, spit in Tali's breakfast, flip some goddamn consoles.
The night is ours! Ignore Thane's "Siha," bullshit. I'll make sure his ass stays behind the desk in Life Support. I don't need him for taking down the collectors, and you don't need his bitch anymore. Tonight we ride!
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Garrus is clearly not amused, although he kinda looks like a gremlin in this one...
I pity him for having to explain to Frat!Shep that turians don't go to college: they go to BOOT CAMP.
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Like...like a Judge Reinhold gremlin or a William Shatner gremlin? Because either could be incredible.
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I was thinking more Judge Reinhold, with a little bit of Furby and E.T. mixed in. It's them buggy eyes, I tell you!
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hahahaha
yyeeessss
that is horrifying and awesome at the SAME TIME.
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I don't understand why he is so disappointed by FratShepard.
They mission together,
They fire high-impact shots together,
They club hop on Omega together,
They RENEGADE +3 together,
They PARAGON +5 together,
They pop collars (and heat sinks) together,
They warp together,
They zzzZZZZzzz together;
They True Bros.
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That was an amazing comment and I must congratulate you on your awesomeness.
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poor garrus. he's gotta go bar hopping on campuses that don't serve turian booze.
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YAAAY FRATSHEP YOU DRAWIN' GOOD
(Does this mean we get my horizon KAIDEN I AM A WILTING FLOWER GARRUS I NEED YOUR HARD TURIAN LOVE parody? I AM TURGID WITH EXCITEMENT)
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IT'S ON ITS WAY
AT SOME POINT
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REMEMBER HE MUST WEAR PINK
MAYBE A SIDEWAYS HAT OR EARRING
AND MAKE GARRUS REALLY, REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE
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On a more serious note I am quite touched that you use my retarded ideas, someday if I ever develop an ounce of talent I hope to repay you. Thanks again.
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