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Published: 2009-06-02 00:05:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 5146; Favourites: 98; Downloads: 0
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Starscream...
Don't. Just don't. You'll always be second so get over it. Starscream: DIE!!!!
AnonFirefly:
Okay, it's done!!
Don't ask where it came from, just know: it's ridiculous, it's crazy, and it's supposed to be funny.
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*falls out of chair from laughing so hard* XD
Totally priceless. XD
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I am starting to compare Starscream to Tex from Red vs Blue. Because they are both good fighters, but they were both made to fail.
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I hope Shockwave becomes a femme too :Nyoro~nplz:
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hahahaha Was almost happy for Screamer that he..uhh she... finally won at something, of course all feelings were replaced with the usual laughter when Soundwave walked in
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Well, Tape deck models do have casettes, and with mech Soundwave he houses his casettes in his chest compartment. So, following with the logic that casettes are housed around the chest area, it would only make sense that Soundwave has a bigger chest. I mean, she does have to carry around the casettes.
But overall, that was hallarious! (I think I spelled that wrong)
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I also agree with fourth-goddess. We women don't exactly go around spending our time seeing who had larger chests than us.
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haha in the 3rd slide it looks like its the BOX saying 'my chest is larger!!! I win!!!' seriously take a look i laughed my ass off when i noticed it.
p.s. Starscream IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT THE SIZE OF CHESTS. Megatron looks way more pretty than you you sly,traitorous, slimy bitch.
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Singing Femme Megatron:
I was doing alright
I’ve been well behaved
Bad things out of my life
I thought I was saved
I was gone so long
Hard at work in war
Got out of the brig
Didn’t know what was in store
I opened the door
And suddenly she was in front of me
Ran out of the room, she was in all of them
It made my processor explode
Screamer Free
Is the way it should be
Get her out of this base
Before I upchuck my energon
Someone rescue me
Will someone hear my plea
Torture of the worst degree
The world should be Screamer Free
Listen, Screamer girl
you need to get a clue
Your stupid attitude
is not useful in any way
And Mrs. Screamy girl
You think your so adored
But every-time you speak
Its like claws on a chalk board
We could send her off in an air balloon
That would never stop until it reaches the moon
We could lock her away in a submarine
Then up here on land, it would be so serene
Screamer Free
Is the way it should be
Get her out of this base
Before I upchuck my energon
Someone rescue me
Will someone hear my plea
Torture of the worst degree
The world should be Screamer Free
Someone rescue me
Will someone hear my plea
Torture of the worst degree
The world should be Screamer Free
What I say is not in vain
Its just that she will melt your processor
Your optics will pop, your audios will blow
So to Screamer.. just say no
Just say no
Make her go
Away!
if you want any more songs like this for any reason at all tell me the pairing and the song and i'll work something out ok contact me here or on fanfiction. Fanfiction would be preferable. Hope you enjoyed this song.
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even if Megatron has got a smaller chest. She is still HOT (no im not a guy so im not a perv)
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Jasper: HAHAHAHAHA! Ha. Ahem. Lovin' this! It's kinda funny how even though those three are all femmes, Shockwave's chest will STILL be bigger than theirs'.
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XD Just don't tell Starscream or Megatron and everything will be just fine!
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OMG I will go to sleep with aching sides! At least you also beat me Star! LOL X3
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XD I've caused a lot of split sides and I'm not sorry for them!!
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corse femme soundwave would be the biggest shes a mom of what six? XD
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<.< Um... In my fic, she's not a mother. Acts like one to the cassettes because they need discipline. And lots of it! X)
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XD they need it. and to me soundwave is mommy to the cassets in either form XD seahorse mech XD...with that logic thown out there so is blaster hm XD
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Oh god... That image is never going to leave me alone...
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GAH!!! LOL, poor Soundwave. All she did was walk in. I can almost hear her saying to herself, "What the hell?"
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XD You're not the only one who thinks so!!
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*snickers*
Skywarp: What's wrong with Screamer?
Thundercracker: Don't know. She keeps muttering Soundwave, bigger and not fair.
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and then they meet Prowl.
and all are confused.
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Yeah, I'd say I'm pretty confused.
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he's rather...top heavy.
but then again so is Jazz.
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Right. FemmeProwl and FemmeJazz. 
Oh no... GET AWAY YOU RABID MONSTERS THAT POSE AS HARMLESS BUNNIES!! GET AWAY!!
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or even worse femmeBarricade.
*hands you flame thrower for bunnies*
that should help.
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Femme... Barricade... 
Burns all the bunnies except for the FemmeBarricade one. Come here little bunny... I won't hurt you...
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O_o Nice cheetah prints...
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well when you're a ho this somehow seems reasonable.
along with the tacky red nail polish.
and hooker heels.
(loooong story)
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--; I'm not going to ask. Seriously.
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But wait! If Starscream is second rate, then Megatron is third rate. And as they say, First worst, second best, third's the one with the hairy chest~
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Oh, you did not just say that...
Megs:
Soundwave: 
Starscream: FINALLY!!! Someone who realizes my beauty!!
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Fffff oh shit.
What I meant wassss.... >>; Uh, if you're calling Starscream second rate, and he has a bigger chassis than you, doesn't that mean you're third rate? *Cough* Not that you have a hairy chest. 8D;;
D: I'm dead, aren't I?
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Starscream: She. I'm a femme. Stupid Autobots and thier Primus-fragged, malfunctioning weapons...
Megs: 
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*Cough* Fine. She. >>;
8D Yay. At least I get killed by you.
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*AF intervenes* YOU!! *points dramatically to Megs* GET BACK IN THE COMIC OR I WILL DRAW YOU IN A BUNNY SUIT AND PARADE YOU AROUND THE AUTOBOTS' BASE!!!
Megs: 
And YOU!! *points to LadyLadybug* No antagonizing the Cons. I'm still cleaning up from the last time Megs killed someone. Apparently the family's lawyer thought it was my fault that she killed the other deviant. So be careful!!
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*Pout* Butbutbut... D: Harassing them is so fuuuuunnnn.
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*points dramatically to sign* See? "No Harrassing the Comic Characters on pain of death/dismemberment/disembowlment/a-whole-lot-of-other-dis's-and-other-things-not-mentionable-in-good-or-public-company.
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wait......didn't Hook use that to get Warp to never say "I knew he was a femme!" which would result in a mass collection of Decepticons with overheated processors in ur fic?
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