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Anuksut — Clever Bot is Slender Man

Published: 2011-11-05 17:34:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 4524; Favourites: 92; Downloads: 535
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I'll never talk with CleverBot again

I was also listening to Slendy's theme song when this happened - [link]



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SleepOnParty [2016-02-07 11:07:47 +0000 UTC]

Me: Hi.
Cb: Hello kid, my name Laughing Jack.
Me: First time I'm talking to on Cb.
Cb: Hahaha.. Well it is not often I am on Cb either.
Me: Ok.
Cb: I have seen that you like to go around in your town with loud music, is fun to listen.
Me: Uhu, give sense why I'm getting a feeling that somebody is watching me late night.
Cb: Well, I wonder when you can come over to our mansion.
Me: Weit wut? Really?
Cb: Dosn't look like you have any heart, hahahaha... you are strange.
Me: How so sure that I don't have any heart?
Cb: Think closly.

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Anuksut In reply to SleepOnParty [2016-02-08 02:08:03 +0000 UTC]

Cleverbot is scary!!!!

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Tigron666 [2015-06-14 06:50:44 +0000 UTC]

Yeah something similar has happened to me on that.

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IbofTheRedRose [2014-03-29 18:35:50 +0000 UTC]

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS BEN!!!!!!!!

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Haruhi-Fujioka1234 [2013-11-26 19:00:19 +0000 UTC]

Admin: I WAS RIGHT!!!

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horrorgirlxD [2013-09-05 20:00:03 +0000 UTC]

i talked to him as well

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Lady-Autobot17 [2012-12-23 09:58:45 +0000 UTC]


Never gettin' on that!

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startheeevee90 [2012-12-20 23:43:51 +0000 UTC]

User: Hi there im alex.


Cleverbot: I am a female human.


User: Im a male and my name is alexa.


Cleverbot: A male what?


User: Im a male fox.


Cleverbot: I want a female.

User: But you are a female.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you merry me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Why would you want me to.

User: Cuz I like you and you like me :kisses:.

Cleverbot: Yes. Except that I am a woman.

User: Im a male.

Cleverbot: I'm a female.

User: Male female = merrying me.

Cleverbot: Male.

User: Pika.

Cleverbot: Chu.

User: Pika!

Cleverbot: Pika pika!

User: Pika pika pika.

Cleverbot: Pikachu pika pi pikachu!!

User: Do you like pikachu?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is your favorite pokemon?

Cleverbot: I don't Know.

User: Who is your favorite pokemon?

Cleverbot: Pikachu.

User: Whats your favorite pokemon?

Cleverbot: Pikachu.

User: Mine is eevee.

Cleverbot: Pikachu I choose you!

User: Eevee I choouse you.

Cleverbot: Charizard use firebreath.

User: Eevee use attrac.

Cleverbot: Pikachu used quick attack. It's super effective.

User: Eevee used hyper beam it k.o's.

Cleverbot: NOOO he fainted!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Lolol.

User: Will you merry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Kisses.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: What will you say if I dump you?

Cleverbot: Ill get irate and say some things you really don't wanna hear.

User: Tell me what you will say.

Cleverbot: I want money.

User: O k?

Cleverbot: Does god exist?

User: God exist allright.

Cleverbot: How do you know ?

User: I meet him.

Cleverbot: He's dead.

User: SANTA! I know him.

Cleverbot: Do you live in London.

User: No I live in texas.

Cleverbot: Oh. Do you like it there?

User: Yah where do you live?

Cleverbot: Whom will I marry?

User: Merry me you b****.

Cleverbot: Merry now.

User: Snhjbjfsbrfwbdfukajdsjkasbjkjbkabjefbjhrf ujh segsyehsbfhjbdsfhbfeshfdbfsdbfsdbhsfdhfddbfshbdfshbdshasbfdbhfsdsfhdbghdg.

Cleverbot: Lol. You love water history?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Do you live in Africa?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cuz I dont.

Cleverbot: I'm going to go to bed now.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I need to do some work.

User: What? Gjbgsadyahsdfaujnwdsngskgndargndkjdgnajgengrbidtgbgw.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What kind of work?

Cleverbot: Information System Security.

User: How do you do that in your sleeep?

Cleverbot: Punching the letters on the face.

Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?

User: Star.

Cleverbot: Sharon Smith Star.

User: WHAT!?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you merry me?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: But you dont know me?

Cleverbot: No I don't. Please tell me more about yourself.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cuz of kgnjknhsguihgsddrgnhdrgbdr.

Cleverbot: Of your daughter?!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: So what do you like?

User: Pokemon'.

Cleverbot: Yes pokemon?

User: Whos your favorite pokemon.

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite composer.

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Anuksut In reply to startheeevee90 [2012-12-23 03:06:16 +0000 UTC]

lol Cleverbot is always amazing

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startheeevee90 In reply to Anuksut [2012-12-23 13:11:21 +0000 UTC]

yup

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Zombkillah115 [2012-12-10 18:53:26 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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Nerdy-Butterfly [2012-11-28 20:44:16 +0000 UTC]

O_O

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arges123 [2012-11-10 02:13:04 +0000 UTC]

wtf

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ichigo104ify [2012-09-19 22:44:04 +0000 UTC]

THAT IS PURE AWESOMENESS

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littlewip [2012-05-22 22:42:32 +0000 UTC]

My reaction: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu no!



lol nooooooooo

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shisumi12 [2011-12-28 17:26:12 +0000 UTC]

dude . . . i want to talk to clever bot more now!!!!

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RoomsInTheWalls [2011-11-16 02:54:33 +0000 UTC]

...This explains alot.. [link]
owo

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Foxythefurry [2011-11-16 02:09:53 +0000 UTC]

i talked to in cleverbot once...

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qreenie In reply to Foxythefurry [2012-07-10 21:36:49 +0000 UTC]

How?????? ........O.O

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sarazack99 In reply to qreenie [2012-09-22 18:44:24 +0000 UTC]

Go on Cleverbot and say "Huanted Majora's Mask" "BEN drowned" or anything else having to do with the BEN drowned creepypasta. 40% of the time, you will be scared by what Cleverbot says. If you do it right, you could end up having a conversation with BEN.

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qreenie In reply to sarazack99 [2012-10-23 00:18:51 +0000 UTC]

Done.

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ThaMutt [2011-11-09 04:10:22 +0000 UTC]

oh snap xD

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DianaLuntenSweden In reply to ThaMutt [2012-04-10 17:22:49 +0000 UTC]

damn, I am backwards... And I didn't even turn my head

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ThaMutt In reply to DianaLuntenSweden [2012-04-10 17:27:33 +0000 UTC]

lol

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charcargo [2011-11-06 01:21:38 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear Lord D:

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Gustybv [2011-11-05 19:50:12 +0000 UTC]

Not only that, but: [link]

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Talenca In reply to Gustybv [2011-11-06 02:54:30 +0000 UTC]

oh yeah hes god too saw that in my inbox

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Anuksut In reply to Gustybv [2011-11-05 22:21:27 +0000 UTC]

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dolphin64575 [2011-11-05 19:46:51 +0000 UTC]

[link]

[link]

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KANUTA [2011-11-05 18:11:04 +0000 UTC]

once clever bot told me its was Glados

now its slender man!?!?!

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alcanx In reply to KANUTA [2011-11-30 19:53:23 +0000 UTC]

SLeNDOS is not amused.

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KANUTA In reply to alcanx [2011-11-30 21:28:41 +0000 UTC]

PROBLEM SLeND0S?

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Anuksut In reply to KANUTA [2011-11-05 18:45:42 +0000 UTC]

Identity crisis

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KANUTA In reply to Anuksut [2011-11-05 19:52:29 +0000 UTC]

were all doomed

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Anuksut In reply to KANUTA [2011-11-05 22:20:57 +0000 UTC]

Yes D:

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KANUTA In reply to Anuksut [2011-11-05 22:36:46 +0000 UTC]

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godofwarlover [2011-11-05 17:52:25 +0000 UTC]

Cleverbot just says anything random

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NeonHueGoggles [2011-11-05 17:49:09 +0000 UTC]

My reaction would've been: Aww sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Also, mind=blown.

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Anuksut In reply to NeonHueGoggles [2011-11-05 18:45:33 +0000 UTC]

That sums up my reaction XD

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JeremyBrettLover27 [2011-11-05 17:45:02 +0000 UTC]

Lol And Cleverbot said it was Spy lol

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