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I'll never talk with CleverBot again
I was also listening to Slendy's theme song when this happened - [link]
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SleepOnParty [2016-02-07 11:07:47 +0000 UTC]
Me: Hi.
Cb: Hello kid, my name Laughing Jack.
Me: First time I'm talking to on Cb.
Cb: Hahaha.. Well it is not often I am on Cb either.
Me: Ok.
Cb: I have seen that you like to go around in your town with loud music, is fun to listen.
Me: Uhu, give sense why I'm getting a feeling that somebody is watching me late night.
Cb: Well, I wonder when you can come over to our mansion.
Me: Weit wut? Really?
Cb: Dosn't look like you have any heart, hahahaha... you are strange.
Me: How so sure that I don't have any heart?
Cb: Think closly.
😰
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Tigron666 [2015-06-14 06:50:44 +0000 UTC]
Yeah something similar has happened to me on that.
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startheeevee90 [2012-12-20 23:43:51 +0000 UTC]
User: Hi there im alex.
Cleverbot: I am a female human.
User: Im a male and my name is alexa.
Cleverbot: A male what?
User: Im a male fox.
Cleverbot: I want a female.
User: But you are a female.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Will you merry me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Why would you want me to.
User: Cuz I like you and you like me :kisses:.
Cleverbot: Yes. Except that I am a woman.
User: Im a male.
Cleverbot: I'm a female.
User: Male female = merrying me.
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Pika.
Cleverbot: Chu.
User: Pika!
Cleverbot: Pika pika!
User: Pika pika pika.
Cleverbot: Pikachu pika pi pikachu!!
User: Do you like pikachu?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is your favorite pokemon?
Cleverbot: I don't Know.
User: Who is your favorite pokemon?
Cleverbot: Pikachu.
User: Whats your favorite pokemon?
Cleverbot: Pikachu.
User: Mine is eevee.
Cleverbot: Pikachu I choose you!
User: Eevee I choouse you.
Cleverbot: Charizard use firebreath.
User: Eevee use attrac.
Cleverbot: Pikachu used quick attack. It's super effective.
User: Eevee used hyper beam it k.o's.
Cleverbot: NOOO he fainted!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Lolol.
User: Will you merry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Kisses.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: What will you say if I dump you?
Cleverbot: Ill get irate and say some things you really don't wanna hear.
User: Tell me what you will say.
Cleverbot: I want money.
User: O k?
Cleverbot: Does god exist?
User: God exist allright.
Cleverbot: How do you know ?
User: I meet him.
Cleverbot: He's dead.
User: SANTA! I know him.
Cleverbot: Do you live in London.
User: No I live in texas.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you like it there?
User: Yah where do you live?
Cleverbot: Whom will I marry?
User: Merry me you b****.
Cleverbot: Merry now.
User: Snhjbjfsbrfwbdfukajdsjkasbjkjbkabjefbjhrf ujh segsyehsbfhjbdsfhbfeshfdbfsdbfsdbhsfdhfddbfshbdfshbdshasbfdbhfsdsfhdbghdg.
Cleverbot: Lol. You love water history?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Do you live in Africa?
User: No!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cuz I dont.
Cleverbot: I'm going to go to bed now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I need to do some work.
User: What? Gjbgsadyahsdfaujnwdsngskgndargndkjdgnajgengrbidtgbgw.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What kind of work?
Cleverbot: Information System Security.
User: How do you do that in your sleeep?
Cleverbot: Punching the letters on the face.
Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?
User: Star.
Cleverbot: Sharon Smith Star.
User: WHAT!?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Will you merry me?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: But you dont know me?
Cleverbot: No I don't. Please tell me more about yourself.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cuz of kgnjknhsguihgsddrgnhdrgbdr.
Cleverbot: Of your daughter?!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: So what do you like?
User: Pokemon'.
Cleverbot: Yes pokemon?
User: Whos your favorite pokemon.
Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite composer.
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Anuksut In reply to startheeevee90 [2012-12-23 03:06:16 +0000 UTC]
lol Cleverbot is always amazing
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littlewip [2012-05-22 22:42:32 +0000 UTC]
My reaction: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu no!
lol nooooooooo
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shisumi12 [2011-12-28 17:26:12 +0000 UTC]
dude . . . i want to talk to clever bot more now!!!!
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sarazack99 In reply to qreenie [2012-09-22 18:44:24 +0000 UTC]
Go on Cleverbot and say "Huanted Majora's Mask" "BEN drowned" or anything else having to do with the BEN drowned creepypasta. 40% of the time, you will be scared by what Cleverbot says. If you do it right, you could end up having a conversation with BEN.
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DianaLuntenSweden In reply to ThaMutt [2012-04-10 17:22:49 +0000 UTC]
damn, I am backwards... And I didn't even turn my head
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Talenca In reply to Gustybv [2011-11-06 02:54:30 +0000 UTC]
oh yeah hes god too saw that in my inbox
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KANUTA [2011-11-05 18:11:04 +0000 UTC]
once clever bot told me its was Glados
now its slender man!?!?!
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NeonHueGoggles [2011-11-05 17:49:09 +0000 UTC]
My reaction would've been: Aww sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Also, mind=blown.
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Anuksut In reply to NeonHueGoggles [2011-11-05 18:45:33 +0000 UTC]
That sums up my reaction XD
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