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Description It's well known nowadays that there are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

Just kidding, i'm not a chocoholic, i could easily give up chocolate, but i'm not a quiter. Besides, i never met a chocolate i didn't like. And chocolate is a healthy thing. Some guy has this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

What can i say... I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force. Hey, don't laugh, Chocolate is a serious thing! I know i may have a problem, so i went to a therapist yesterday. He told me that the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better, alright...

But i have this feeling that i'm not the only one having this probl.....HEY, YOU...yeah, YOU in the kitchen, PUT DOWN that chocolate ice cream pot, STEP AWAY from that spoon and nobody get hurts... good girl.

Still, the great mistery is how a 2-pound box of chocolate makes me gain 5 pounds of weight? What? Me, fat? No, no,no... i am not overweight. i'm just chocolate-enriched.

Now seriously, some researches say chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, let's eat lots of chocolate! And like the spanish people use to say: Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.
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Comments: 23

SerephinexStock [2008-05-24 09:44:14 +0000 UTC]

Chocolate is healthy. You see...
Chocolate is made from Cocoa, right? Well, Cocoa comes from Cocoa beans. Cocoa beans... See? Operative word is "Bean" Which is technically a legume... but thats still a vegetable of some sort.

Thats the way I look at it.. and chocolate on it's own doesn't even have that many calories.. it's only when you start adding other junk to it that it gets crazy with calories.

Plus, in women, did you know eating chocolate releases the same happy drug that an orgasm does? Thats tested and proven... (Not by me though... Sounds interesting though.)

I have spent way too much time researching chocolate.

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araut In reply to SerephinexStock [2008-05-24 16:11:49 +0000 UTC]

But that's what i say to people all the time...
Chocolate is a healthy addition to our daily nutrition..

we should keep researching chocolate, including testing different flavours and colors, so we can explain people about the benefits of chocolate based on knowledge we actually acquired in real experiences, so we should keep eating chocolate every single day in our lives..am i not right???

thanks for stopping by, miss Lissie.

(whisper: hey, any chocolate available for donation there?)

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SerephinexStock In reply to araut [2008-06-01 18:59:49 +0000 UTC]

You are *so* Right!! *throws out chocolate to all*

Now.. if I didn't want to lose weight, i'd be eating it. Even though it's somewhat HEALTHY, it's still carby and calorie-ey

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araut In reply to SerephinexStock [2008-06-21 03:52:51 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...you're tight about that, sadly... But from time to time we all can eat some without been guilty of glutony or other food sin...hehe...
Be happy.

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Jexyland [2007-05-22 15:27:27 +0000 UTC]

I featured your art in my new: [link]

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araut In reply to Jexyland [2007-05-23 03:14:54 +0000 UTC]

oh thanks very much..
really appreciated. ^^

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Jexyland In reply to araut [2007-05-24 03:14:37 +0000 UTC]

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Minisis [2006-12-18 16:57:50 +0000 UTC]

ohoh ... I love chocolate ^^

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araut In reply to Minisis [2006-12-20 02:46:12 +0000 UTC]

hehe...who doesnt??
thanks for the fav. Really appreciated.

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websiteblackhood [2006-07-11 04:55:25 +0000 UTC]

nossa mt show da ate vontade de comer ^^ mt bom mesmo

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araut In reply to websiteblackhood [2006-07-11 20:21:01 +0000 UTC]

haha....e quem não gosta de chocolate?
valeu.

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whoyoucallinshort [2006-05-31 18:02:56 +0000 UTC]

maybe it's my chocolate obsession that makes me drawn to this.. but i LOVE IT.

haha i like that.. "chocolate enriched"

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araut In reply to whoyoucallinshort [2006-05-31 21:11:58 +0000 UTC]

ahaha..we all have our sins...
but this one is quite commom..hehe
glad you like it, miss Ashley... tanx a lot for the fav, too.

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inertiakeeps [2006-05-30 21:47:52 +0000 UTC]

this is yummie!
i need to favorite it.
and i love your explanation.
now i feel so safe.
lol

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araut In reply to inertiakeeps [2006-05-30 21:58:36 +0000 UTC]

ahaha.....
na verdade esse texto é uma compilação de um trechos de frases engraçadas sobre chocolate, essa terrível delícia..rs
só não dá pra exagerar né...
bom...só de vez em qdo..

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inertiakeeps In reply to araut [2006-05-31 00:27:12 +0000 UTC]

é eu tento... não exagerar.
haeua.

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araut In reply to inertiakeeps [2006-05-31 00:29:16 +0000 UTC]

hehe...nesse friozinho ainda..chocolate quente vai bem.

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GBP [2006-05-11 03:40:22 +0000 UTC]

You make a compelling argument, *proceeds to strap large horse feed bag filled with almond m&ms to her face* mmmmmmmm, I prettier already.......

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araut In reply to GBP [2006-05-11 04:32:09 +0000 UTC]

ok...i'm not sure i understood completely ur comment...sorry, my english sux.
but i thank you, anyway, miss Jennifer.
tanx for the feedback.

chocolate rox.

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GBP In reply to araut [2006-05-11 05:10:33 +0000 UTC]

No esta problema, minha português = muito pior que seu inglês
(If that even made sense, if not: sinto ter lhe incomodado)

And i agree: chocolate does rawk.
Now write a really long response in a language besides english so i feel like a "prica fantástico!"

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araut In reply to GBP [2006-05-11 05:27:39 +0000 UTC]

hehe..
the correct would be "não tem problema, meu português = muito pior que seu inglês."
dont worry, you didnt bother me.

and i really dont know what "prica" is...lol...but "fantástico" is kinda easy to you figure it out, i believe .

au revoir, mademoiselle Jennifer.
un bécot pour toi.
. )

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GBP In reply to araut [2006-05-11 05:43:45 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I really ought to get out more it seems, heh. I'm glad in both cases you got the basic idea.
Très mignon, merci.

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araut In reply to GBP [2006-05-11 19:37:42 +0000 UTC]

de rien.

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