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Armadria — ARISE...AXIMUS PRIME
Published: 2010-12-18 01:14:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 799; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 8
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Now, I have no idea what twisted, desperate circumstances could possibly occur for Axle to even be CONSIDERED Prime. But, if such circumstances were to occur, this is most likely what would happen to him.He'd get bigger, grow a Megaman/Samus cannon for an arm, and speak in such a deep manly voice that the ground would rumble. Maybe I'll make him sound like Patrick Stewart instead, I dunno.
Aximus: AUTOBOTS. Transform, and roll out!......But only if you want to, y'know. No pressure or anything. Oh, and this cannon's only for show, it only shoots light and stuff, I can't actually shoot a gun yet. You know, I think I'll just be in the lab, making things explode while you guys go out there, okay? You got all that, Ironhide?
Ironhide: Uh...sure?
Aximus: Kthnxbai.
Ironhide:
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I think that's more of an Axle nightmare than a dream. XD
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I don't know. XD I think the world would be pretty doomed if my Axle were Prime. Sprocket would have to take over for him. XD
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The sky is falling!
Jk. He's the first dorky Prime in the history of Primes lol.
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...OH GOD NOOOOO!!!!
Kind of reminds me of a parody I read...where Prime tells them to go "do stuff for eight pages". That's definitely something Axle would do.
Although I like the idea of him sounding like Patrick Stewart. That's always a good idea
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Aximus: Being Prime's a lot harder than I thought. Sprocket, do you think you could take it for a while?
Sprocket: Uh...it chose you.
Aximus:
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Aximus: Uh...Uh...WE RUN AWAY. I mean, ROLL OUT THE WAY WE CAME. THE OTHER DIRECTION. *vrooms off*
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This is some legit stuff right here.
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I totally thought it said 'ASSIMUS PRIME' and I lol'd dude, sorry Axle. XD
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Aximus: HOW DARE YOU I'M COMPLETELY OFFENDED.
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...you've been talking to Cliffjumper, haven't you? TT_TT
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I'M SORRY, lol, I didn't mean to offend thee. XD
...and maybe. >>
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Dude, he's Prime now. He needs to man up.
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Haha, he definitely needs to mech up a bit. But he does look pretty BA with that cannon. <3
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Thank you very much!
Oh, and thank you for watching me, too!
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you are most welcom
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*falls over*
When I saw this as a little thumbnail, I practically laughed out loud. Then I read the dialogue, and really DID laugh out loud. THIS IS PURE POETRY RIGHT HERE! Omg I luv this too much XD
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XD Thank you! It was done totally for the lulz, and it served its purpose.
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