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Published: 2016-01-24 20:48:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 670; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 3
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- Alright, you see anyone?- Who are we even supposed to look after?
- I don't know, suspicious guys. We don't have actual descriptions.
- What? Then how do we recognize them?
- Well, I guess they'll arrive from Arnil-O.
- Don't you watch news or what? That Arnil-O thing is a prank.
- What do you mean?
- It's a shithole. Kasparov sent expedition there and they returned after discovering it is a shithole.
- Then why do they call them arniloans?
- Fuck if I know. Keep looking.
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'What the hell?', you say? How am I supposed to know?! I'm as confused as you are. Just go check it out yourself, here:Β fav.me/d9p5e48
I guess I'll add this thing here, to maximize the confusion:Β fav.me/d7s3dy6
Anyway, go ask Shabazik and watch him squirm as he's incapable of giving you all the answers.
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I hope they can find a nice nudist beach to unwind on after this mission. Having to wear clothes in wolf form, even state of the Art stretchy kind, must be an itchy hell. If I was them, Iβd advocate for future werewolf clones be modified to have Mexican Xolo genes added (or the Aires equivalent) so they stay hairless from the neck down in wolf form.
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This is just a joke, they're 2,5m tall aliens pretending to be humans, not werewolves.
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Ah. I get that itβs a joke but it didnβt NECESSARILY have to be a joke only, also, I didnβt get the alien part. I initially thought that the idea was some purified werewolf colonists had staked out their own little kingdom, but now that I think about it, for the timeline presented, itβs too soon for that. Itβs something that could happen maybe 100 more years down the line.
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It started with Shabazik giving out shik (clones) designs to people and for me he invented ones that went to snowy planet Arnil-O
Then to carry on with the joke I continued the story with introducing a specie from my own fantasy setting as aliens inhabiting Arnil-O that started 'kidnapping' shiks from expedition, assured they were some weird puppies lost in the snow that needed to be carried to a safe place. That was that, but Arnil-O reappeared when Shabz went for interactive event of devart sector war in his Nebulosa of Ots setting and supersoldiers from yet another user's setting ended up on Arnil-O as well. The natives are quite a lot bigger than normal person:
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As the whole thing kinda fell apart due to reasons, the Arniloans packed their bags and left Ots, destroying Arnil-O in the process and that's canon ending to their presence if you even consider Arnil-O existence canon to Ots. But in the meantime I made this:
and that eventually led to the recurring joke about Arniloan infiltrators appearance.
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Ah. I seeπ
This was all before werewolf clones were even cannon yet.
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Just passengers, eh?Β The guy in the suit gives off a MIB vibe!
"You didn't see a UFO.Β You saw the planet Venus.Β All UFOs seen are really the planet Venus!"
Arnilo intelligence agents at work in peace as well as war?Β Love the goofy paper 'human' faces stuck to their wolf-like noses!
It reminds me of the 'Christian' Kzin from Larry Niven's "Known Space" universe.Β Big cat-like aliens that crucify humans and pray to God with human mask faces in front of their big, furry cat faces that hope to fool God!
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And so you too shall disappear, with only a post-it note as a single clue as to what happened to you...
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I think you know too much. Come with us, please.
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I know how this ends; everyone shoots everyone else.
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And some shenanigans with the ear.
Ooga-chaka ooga-chaka... ooga ooga
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Everything is normal, please remain calm, step aside...the professionals are here.
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The stuff will happen. And it will be intense.
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Such a direct approach, and what about the finesse and class?
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Oh that is very true. I must be a barbarian then. v.v
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Naah, they're normal spaceship passengers looking for luck in big, big system instead of their own shithole.
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