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Published: 2012-03-04 18:03:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 51688; Favourites: 353; Downloads: 0
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Description Because you asked so nicely, I made it a shirt .

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Comments: 37

Siolan [2017-06-07 19:55:43 +0000 UTC]

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Rethandris [2016-06-14 14:27:31 +0000 UTC]

nice

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Avera35 [2016-04-18 21:01:59 +0000 UTC]

I terrorize my staff with these puns. Thank you

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PainApple-K [2016-01-13 15:45:13 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious XD

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Kronosam [2014-05-06 19:37:37 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Love it! XD

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Forcedlactationlover [2013-11-25 02:27:43 +0000 UTC]

Just for you:  I learned this from a friend of mine.

 

Were I to be punish-ed,

for ev'ry puny pun I shed,

I would not have a puny shed

In which to place my punish head.

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JuanitoJuan95 [2013-05-24 01:09:41 +0000 UTC]

Best... pic... ever!!!!

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NirvanaJew1 [2013-03-16 21:28:39 +0000 UTC]

Love the picture, even though its one of your older works, keep up the great work!

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CrawlingchaosMD [2012-09-04 21:05:20 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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bakagohome [2012-08-16 00:19:53 +0000 UTC]

I see what you did there... XD

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cyaziris [2012-04-22 14:50:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh gods this is so brilliant

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Rightfield [2012-03-29 19:06:11 +0000 UTC]

ba-dum tis

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OfTheEagles [2012-03-29 04:23:44 +0000 UTC]

Sexy.

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TawmiePylon [2012-03-19 16:28:12 +0000 UTC]

These are all very good. Haha. This one is my fav though.

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acrid-placidity [2012-03-16 14:13:47 +0000 UTC]

I just wet myself reading this. And yes, I did it because I read it, not just while reading.

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LILYLIKE In reply to acrid-placidity [2012-03-16 18:22:29 +0000 UTC]

Igitt

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techminion [2012-03-13 18:41:37 +0000 UTC]

Hahah, Love all your 'Terribad Joke' illustrations. This one is my favorite though.

The Oatmeal has a bunch of 'Dumb Jokes That Are Funny" - If you need more material to work with.
[link]

Stay awesome!

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PersonDev [2012-03-13 00:58:25 +0000 UTC]

Haha, that's brilliant.

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jkludia [2012-03-08 18:11:27 +0000 UTC]

I FELL IN LOVE

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lagarto87 [2012-03-07 11:23:29 +0000 UTC]

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Tom3dJay [2012-03-07 10:39:34 +0000 UTC]

Haha, amazing

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meandmypixels [2012-03-07 10:16:15 +0000 UTC]

on 9gag`s hot page

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LaynaFeynreique [2012-03-07 09:53:07 +0000 UTC]

nice xD

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VampiraFairie [2012-03-07 09:02:13 +0000 UTC]

Somebody made an edit of this, and crossed out "An Investigator" and put "Fricken Awesome". Thought you should know. My friend was looking at it earlier.

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enoughrope [2012-03-07 05:36:36 +0000 UTC]

BRILLIANT.

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Tachmo84 [2012-03-07 03:30:34 +0000 UTC]

"i found the criminals i was looking for and ate them" ~ InvestiGator

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AltoClarinetist [2012-03-07 01:17:41 +0000 UTC]

He looks so stylish and sophisticated in that vest.

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gudruna [2012-03-07 00:27:54 +0000 UTC]

nice one

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locozildjiangodx [2012-03-06 19:59:41 +0000 UTC]

Please continue making these! I would love to frame them and put them in my house!

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arseniic In reply to locozildjiangodx [2012-03-07 00:19:44 +0000 UTC]

Can do! I make one of these every time I'm in a procrastinatey mood, so you can expect a new one very, very soon.

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k-a-m-a-r-i-a [2012-03-06 17:21:44 +0000 UTC]

...can this be put on a t-shirt? Pretty please? <3

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arseniic In reply to k-a-m-a-r-i-a [2012-03-06 23:25:07 +0000 UTC]

Working on it!

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Leinadelle In reply to k-a-m-a-r-i-a [2012-03-06 18:00:45 +0000 UTC]

Yes, yes!

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RAVEN-ER [2012-03-05 03:24:35 +0000 UTC]

what do you call a fast tailor ?

tailor swift.

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arseniic In reply to RAVEN-ER [2012-03-05 03:55:46 +0000 UTC]

I lul'd

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Daedor [2012-03-04 18:04:58 +0000 UTC]

I see what you did there!

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Faguya [2012-03-04 18:04:31 +0000 UTC]

LOL.

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