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Published: 2014-05-07 14:05:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 391; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 0
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Kinda a ploy for my tumlr blog "ask Italek" but I'm kinda desperate for asks there right now.if you'd like to check it out, here's the link: ask-italek.tumblr.com/
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"I swear, there's no Dalek in here! Just a tomato Fairy!
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Doctor: *sighs* Italek I know it's you in there.
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Italek: Nope, nothing but a talking tomato fairy!
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Doctor: Italek, I'm not stupid.
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Italek: Don't burst my bubble! I AM A TOMATO FAIRY!
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Doctor: I'll use my sonic on you unless you get out of there.
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Italek: You're sonic can't do wood! Besides, I'm a virgin! You wouldn't hurt a virgin, would you?
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Doctor: the box is cardboard. Besides, aren't all daleks virgins? You can't even touch one another! Do you even have organs nessisary for reproduction?! Again, you never leave your armor and you produce via cloning...why would you even need them?
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Italek: Because of TOMATOES! It's none of your business! But you wouldn't hurt a virgin, would you?
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Doctor: 1. That explains nothing. 2. Not unless you're on a murder rampage. 3. I wasn't going to hurt you anyways!
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Italek: GAH! I'm a tomato fairy, it explains everything!
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Doctor: *walks over and opens box*
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Italek: NOOOOOO! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! DALTSUUUUU! (dalek germany)
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(There isn't a dalek Germany in this world it's just Italek)
doctor: Ludwig please take him.
germany: my hands are already full. I all ready have one Italian to deal with.
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(ah. Okay!)
Italy: DOITSU!!!!!!!!
Italek: *flies out of the box* WHITE FLAG!
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Germany: NIEN!*gets squashed by Italek*
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Italy: NOOOOO! DOITSUUUUU! *runs around in a panic*
Italek: I'M SORRY DOITSU!
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Germany: If you're sorry then GET OFF!
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Italek: *flies off him* I'msorrynowpleasedon'tkillmebecauseI'mavirginandahhhhWHITEFLAG!
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Doctor: *helps Germany up* it's ok Italek. He's fine.
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Italek: Oh good. Does anyone have some pasta?
Italy: Ve~ I do!
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Doctor: personally, I'd like some fish fingers.
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Italy: *makes a face* That doesn't sound good.
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Doctor: *pouts* it is good! And I know when something tastes good. I INVENTED pasta after all!
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Italek and Italy: WHAAAAAA?!!
Italy: Are you italien too, ve~
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Doctor: no I'm a time traveler.
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Italy: Ve~ Maybe your an italian time traveler! Wait, I think Roma knows you! He saw you in Venice once! There was really weird weather that day.....
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Doctor: I'm not Italian. I'm Galifreyian. Your brother was there that day?
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Italy: *shrugs* Ve~ Probably. He lived there for a while. He recalled something about a school and pretty girls and- OH LOOK A KITTY~
Italek: WHERE?!
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Germany: *facepalm*
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Italy and Italek: No Kitty! Come back!
Italy: Ve~ I want to be your best friend!
Italek: I want to be your other best friend! *both go running off*
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Germany: Italy wait! *sighs*
Doctor: looks like we'll have to go after them.
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Italek: Nooooo Doctor! I need to be-friend the kitty!
Italy: *screams* I THINK THE BRITISH ARE COMING! *both scream in panic before shooting off even faster*
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Germany: how about we wait until the call us up when they get in trouble.
Doctor: agreed
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*phone rings*
Italy: GERMAAAANY! I just met a pretty lady but it turns out it was France and now I've been captured and AAAHHHH HELP ME GERMANY!
Italek: AHHHH WHITE FLAG DON'T HURT ME!!!!
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Doctor: well then, Geronimo.
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Germany: *running towards France's house* ITALLLLLYYYYY!
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