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This'll be the last time I will ever rag on Mattel.

Let's summarise how I pictured Mattel ever since they bought out HiT:

2013: Let's change our Trackmaster merchandise so that all our trains have the same chassis.

2014: Let's change our Take n Play merchandise so they have the same chassis.

2016: Let's replace Take n Play with Adventures and Wooden Railway with Wood.

2017: Why are our sales dropping?

2018: Let's replace Adventures with Trackmaster Push-Along.

2019: Why are our sales still going down?

Sometime in 2015, Ian mentioned a nonexistent kid saying "Thomas is a train, but he never goes anywhere."

I called the kid "nonexistent" because I doubt that kid ever existed. Besides, if Thomas never went anywhere, he'd just be stuck in the shed all the time.

Mattel even wanted to end Thomas and Friends at Season 20, but Ian wouldn't allow it.

I don't own anything in this meme.

Description
This'll be the last time I will ever rag on Mattel.

Let's summarise how I pictured Mattel ever since they bought out HiT:

2013: Let's change our Trackmaster merchandise so that all our trains have the same chassis.

2014: Let's change our Take n Play merchandise so they have the same chassis.

2016: Let's replace Take n Play with Adventures and Wooden Railway with Wood.

2017: Why are our sales dropping?

2018: Let's replace Adventures with Trackmaster Push-Along.

2019: Why are our sales still going down?

Sometime in 2015, Ian mentioned a nonexistent kid saying "Thomas is a train, but he never goes anywhere."

I called the kid "nonexistent" because I doubt that kid ever existed. Besides, if Thomas never went anywhere, he'd just be stuck in the shed all the time.

Mattel even wanted to end Thomas and Friends at Season 20, but Ian wouldn't allow it.

I don't own anything in this meme.