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Here's an ironic take on a meme.

This one is on the Shrek is scared meme.

Yep. Even Shrek is terrified of his Super Mario Logan counterpart.

Geez! Shrek has got to be one of the most disgusting if not the most disgusting character in the SuperMarioLogan series!

The SML Shrek is extremely childish. He always makes messes! He ate all of Mario's Thanksgiving dinner, he pooped all over a couch and all over the bathroom! He pooped in a bathtub. He always clogs the toilets! He always eats cheesecake! And he always calls other characters "Donkey".

Yeah! This Shrek pooped all over a couch! How? Well, he ate a mouldy cheesecake despite Mario telling him not to! I'm not joking!

Plus, he forces others to pick up his own excrement! He even bathed himself in cheese balls, claiming it "helps with the hair". Seriously?! Hair?! Shrek has no hair! Even the Shrek in his movies has no hair! Okay, he does have hair when in human form, but in ogre form, he doesn't!

I just want to throw up every time the SML Shrek does anything involving toilet humour, especially his Bath Problem, his wish for Mario to be a donkey, and when he pooped all over the bathroom and couch!

About SML Shrek's wish. He wished for Mario to be a donkey. Why? Because Mario wouldn't get him toilet paper. Why didn't Mario give Shrek toilet paper? Because Shrek kept calling him "Donkey". Seriously! You could've just called him "Mario"! Easier than 1-2-9!

And the SML Shrek always eats cheesecake! I'm not joking! Every meal, be it breakfast, lunch, dinner, or dessert, Shrek always eats Sara Lee Cheesecake. He hardly ever eats anything else! He even tried to justify the nutritional value in cheesecake with "Cheesecake contains milk". Just because cheesecake is a dairy product doesn't mean it's healthy! Ice cream is dairy, does that make it healthy? Pizza contains dairy, is that healthy? Butter is dairy, does that make it healthy? No, no, and an enormous fat NO!

Plus, milk isn't the only thing cheesecake is made out of. It's also cream cheese, it's sodium, and the one thing that really makes it unhealthy; sugar! Now don't go trying to justify the nutrition in cheesecake with the "It's dairy!" excuse!

I say that Shrek acts like a child because, get this! He always flaps his arms like a little kid when excited! Even enjoying a poop and cheeseball-filled bath! And doesn't like doing things for himself!

Sure, the Shrek from his movies is gross, but all the toilet humour in his movies is kept to a bare minimum! And the only character he calls "Donkey" is his sidekick Donkey. Never once has he called other people "Donkey".

Shrek belongs to DreamWorks.

This template belongs to pingguolover

Original template: www.deviantart.com/pingguolove…

Description
Here's an ironic take on a meme.

This one is on the Shrek is scared meme.

Yep. Even Shrek is terrified of his Super Mario Logan counterpart.

Geez! Shrek has got to be one of the most disgusting if not the most disgusting character in the SuperMarioLogan series!

The SML Shrek is extremely childish. He always makes messes! He ate all of Mario's Thanksgiving dinner, he pooped all over a couch and all over the bathroom! He pooped in a bathtub. He always clogs the toilets! He always eats cheesecake! And he always calls other characters "Donkey".

Yeah! This Shrek pooped all over a couch! How? Well, he ate a mouldy cheesecake despite Mario telling him not to! I'm not joking!

Plus, he forces others to pick up his own excrement! He even bathed himself in cheese balls, claiming it "helps with the hair". Seriously?! Hair?! Shrek has no hair! Even the Shrek in his movies has no hair! Okay, he does have hair when in human form, but in ogre form, he doesn't!

I just want to throw up every time the SML Shrek does anything involving toilet humour, especially his Bath Problem, his wish for Mario to be a donkey, and when he pooped all over the bathroom and couch!

About SML Shrek's wish. He wished for Mario to be a donkey. Why? Because Mario wouldn't get him toilet paper. Why didn't Mario give Shrek toilet paper? Because Shrek kept calling him "Donkey". Seriously! You could've just called him "Mario"! Easier than 1-2-9!

And the SML Shrek always eats cheesecake! I'm not joking! Every meal, be it breakfast, lunch, dinner, or dessert, Shrek always eats Sara Lee Cheesecake. He hardly ever eats anything else! He even tried to justify the nutritional value in cheesecake with "Cheesecake contains milk". Just because cheesecake is a dairy product doesn't mean it's healthy! Ice cream is dairy, does that make it healthy? Pizza contains dairy, is that healthy? Butter is dairy, does that make it healthy? No, no, and an enormous fat NO!

Plus, milk isn't the only thing cheesecake is made out of. It's also cream cheese, it's sodium, and the one thing that really makes it unhealthy; sugar! Now don't go trying to justify the nutrition in cheesecake with the "It's dairy!" excuse!

I say that Shrek acts like a child because, get this! He always flaps his arms like a little kid when excited! Even enjoying a poop and cheeseball-filled bath! And doesn't like doing things for himself!

Sure, the Shrek from his movies is gross, but all the toilet humour in his movies is kept to a bare minimum! And the only character he calls "Donkey" is his sidekick Donkey. Never once has he called other people "Donkey".

Shrek belongs to DreamWorks.

This template belongs to pingguolover

Original template: www.deviantart.com/pingguolove…