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AshPnX — Gibbs' Rules to Follow

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Description My personal favourites of Gibbs's rules.
I attempt to adhere to all of those I have listed, including #9. And TRUST me, you should follow #12. It's more important than you think!
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shadowrunner2323 [2013-06-04 09:10:01 +0000 UTC]

i agree wholeheartedly with #9.

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sorata13 [2011-12-26 17:58:48 +0000 UTC]

I have some rules of NCIS I'm working on
Rule one Never be the first person on screen you either find the dead body or you ARE the dead body
Rule two Never kidnap Abby she will hurt and detain you before it's over.
Rule three Never sexually harass Ziva you will get hurt.
Rule four Never threaten the lives of the team. Gibbs will kill you.
Rule five If McGee's dating her and she's not Abby she's crazy or she's gonna dye.

I need more and the order could use work.

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AshPnX In reply to sorata13 [2011-12-27 01:56:15 +0000 UTC]

Those are hilarious. You totally need one for DiNozzo though!

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sorata13 In reply to AshPnX [2011-12-27 02:21:41 +0000 UTC]

If it happens DiNozzo knows a movie to relate it to?

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AshPnX In reply to sorata13 [2011-12-27 03:12:15 +0000 UTC]

YES! That's a great one, lol

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sorata13 In reply to AshPnX [2011-12-27 18:23:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks message more if you think of any

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bartolosa [2011-06-21 20:58:10 +0000 UTC]

I love NCIS XD ah Tony if he followed all of these rules he wouldnt be slapped in hte back of the head so much

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WaitingForEuphoria [2011-05-27 20:06:58 +0000 UTC]

LOL at #18... so true

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AshPnX In reply to WaitingForEuphoria [2011-05-28 00:18:48 +0000 UTC]


It's a good creedo.

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WaitingForEuphoria In reply to AshPnX [2011-05-28 12:32:44 +0000 UTC]

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mliagurl2 [2011-04-21 17:07:02 +0000 UTC]

could u make a list? plz!?

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AshPnX In reply to mliagurl2 [2011-04-30 01:48:48 +0000 UTC]

As in a list of ALL his rules?
The database has finally done this:
[link]

If you meant a stamp, then sure.

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mliagurl2 In reply to AshPnX [2011-05-04 02:39:16 +0000 UTC]

thanx for the link nevermind

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Love2FlyLikeMaxRide [2011-04-16 16:58:39 +0000 UTC]

INSTA-FAV!!!

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Sunny-Knight [2011-04-15 05:03:00 +0000 UTC]

Awesome!!!

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Curfy97 [2011-02-17 00:20:00 +0000 UTC]

NCIS FTW!!!

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AshPnX In reply to Curfy97 [2011-02-17 00:33:05 +0000 UTC]

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jd896 [2011-02-11 02:13:01 +0000 UTC]

#10- Never get personally involved in a case.

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AshPnX In reply to jd896 [2011-02-11 02:16:20 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I left out some. Mostly the ones that were more "crime fighting" specific

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jd896 In reply to AshPnX [2011-02-11 02:18:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh right, you told me that before
->

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AshPnX In reply to jd896 [2011-02-11 02:20:40 +0000 UTC]


Don't worry. We're all senile

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jd896 In reply to AshPnX [2011-02-11 02:22:42 +0000 UTC]

Senile... oh lord, forgetful? ._. I'm bad at vocabulary

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AshPnX In reply to jd896 [2011-02-11 02:36:24 +0000 UTC]

lol, it's all good
I use big words to feel smart

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jd896 In reply to AshPnX [2011-02-11 02:41:35 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, don't we try? XD

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XxFallen94xX [2011-01-31 23:56:52 +0000 UTC]

#'s 6, 12, 18, 23, 39, and 40 are ones I live by.

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AshPnX In reply to XxFallen94xX [2011-02-01 21:11:30 +0000 UTC]

I love seven too; it was handy in grade school

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jd896 [2011-01-12 03:24:58 +0000 UTC]

There's a new #1 XD

"Never make excuses"

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AshPnX In reply to jd896 [2011-01-12 03:34:52 +0000 UTC]

noooooo
That's for CGIS not NCIS

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jd896 In reply to AshPnX [2011-01-12 03:50:14 +0000 UTC]

What about

"Never put suspects together?"

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AshPnX In reply to jd896 [2011-01-12 04:06:24 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I was trying to chose the rules that anyone could follow; even non-cops. "Never make excuses" would be a good one, BUT, that's not a Gibbs rule.
So number one shall stay "Never screw over your partner" because most people have partners in some way or other

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jd896 In reply to AshPnX [2011-01-12 03:43:53 +0000 UTC]

I see...

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*Tomahawk*

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LadyDragon97 [2010-12-10 18:09:11 +0000 UTC]

You have writen them watching the episodes or there is a list somewhere?

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AshPnX In reply to LadyDragon97 [2010-12-11 00:15:22 +0000 UTC]

There are lists out there I believe but, sadly though, I have them memorized because I'm an NCIS junkie. Sometimes I even tell my friends "remember rule number " and they know what I mean

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LadyDragon97 In reply to AshPnX [2010-12-11 12:53:35 +0000 UTC]

I understand you, I know almost all the rules too, NCIS is epicness!

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