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Published: 2013-07-04 13:35:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 1177; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 3
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It's going to take A LOT more alcohol for that to happen.[Edit: WHOOPS WHOOPS. I forgot his darker hair. OH WELL. ]
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it seems like hes in a cult so like be sides the rape joke your pretty much screwed
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RAPE HIM!! RAPE HIM SO THAT I CAN PUT YOU UNDER ARREST MAM'
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(( bwahahaha! Good call Damien, good call x'D ))
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((First reaction, cover the shirt, good call Daimen, good call))
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(( xD ahahaha~ ))
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((That guy pops up a lot O -O always over the shirt when he's around))
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(( I was going to make him take it off but then like, that would have made things A LOT worse. xD ))
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((pff heck yeah it would have CB))
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Constantine: I have many drinks for you if you come to me.
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Sorry, pointy. Not gonna happen.
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Constantine: Please?
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No. *he frowned a little and stepped back*
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Constantine: Pretty please?
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Oh for crying out-
No!
*starts to walk away*
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Constantine: *Started to follow*
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*he looked back over his shoulder and frowned, walking faster*
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*He looked over his shoulder again and freaked out, running faster*
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Constantine: *Continues to chase him*
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*he stopped and turned around* OH MY GLOB, GO AWAY.
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Constantine: Do you even know why I'm chasing.
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*he frowned, placing his hands on his hips* Because you want to kiss me?
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Constantine: I need somebody to fertilize my egg, I'm a Hermaphrodite, I have two genital, most Polyguian like me are.
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*he couldn't believe the words that just came out of her mouth*
Are... Are you for real?
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Constantine: Yes, I'm serious, unless you want me to prove it to you?
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*he put his hands out towards her* NO. No no, no, that's fine... don't show me.
Why... do you "need" ME to fertilize you..?
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Constantine: Like as any Polyguian, I need to fertilize with other people, so as to my species, they chase around for men and forced them to fertilize their egg, it's a custom and tradition.
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Uhh.... *he was a little shocked as he tried to make sense of this whole thing*
Uhhh.... Look, you have to realise how weird this whole thing is to me, right?
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Constantine: Nope, I mainly think of you as walking, talking breed machine who can fertilize my egg, sorry if I don't think of you more than just that.
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*he sighed, actually starting to consider it*
.....Look, If I... IF I agree to this, what happens then? Do I have to have anything to do with the monster of a kid? Or do you just like, take it and never see me again?
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Constantine: Yes, you'd have to take care of me during the pregnancy phase, same the mass of fetus would be too much for the Polyguian, the Polyguian would be unable to move, then after the birthing of the offspring, parenting is need for the child, and that'll be all.
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*he blinked*
Nope. Not doing it.
If I have to be involved in all this beyond getting you pregnant, I refuse to do it.
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Constantine: Geez, it's like you're saying that I'm not gonna you, how about I take care do it by myself?
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That didn't make much sense.
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Constantine: You'll never understand me.*Runs off*
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*sighs in relief and walks away quickly*
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'M LIKE DYING AHAHAHAH XD
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