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Ask-Dib — What the heck...Zim?
Published: 2012-07-16 15:35:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 522; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 3
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((I was in my room then I seen something move over by my desk and I looked over and I seen this little guy back in my house. I knew I shouldn't have brought him here the first time, he memorized the way to the house! Dib's gonna be mad once he finds out Zim's back in the house.))Related content
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((*le gasp* Why, that little trixie! How did he get all the way to your house when he was just at the beach with me?! I swear, he's fast.))
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((dang, OnO Zim scares me sometimes, I swear he came out of that vent system))
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((Not as bad as the time he was in my fridge. Creepy ass cutie.))
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((Why was he in your fridge!?!?))
*walks out of the room* I believe this is yours. *throws Zim at Emily*
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((Does he ever have any plausible reason for the things he does?))
Eee! *gets hit by Zim, and falls down* Aw, you don't want him Di-Di?
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((...not really))
No. No I don't. He might have a disease.
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Zim: *yelling a long slur of threats in my ear*
Nope. Just look at em! He's too cuuute to be diseased!
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Maybe you're right, he is a disease. One that you can't get rid of no matter what you do!
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lol Nooo, he is neither diseased, nor a disease himself. You just look at his face and tell me that this wittle pu'nkin-pie is a disease.
Zim: ... *claws at my face*
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*looks at Zim then looks back at you* He's a disease.
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Nuu! *smacks the back of Dib's head*
Zim: ...
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What the...Ow!!! *rubs back of head* Shut up ya bug.
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Serves you right.
Zim: Why don't you come over here and make me, Deeeb?
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*walks over to Zim* I know how. *Slaps some duct tape over Zim's mouth*
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*le gasp* Now, Di-Di, violence is not the answer.
Zim: *flails*
*smacks Dib with a fish*
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((is he just crawling through you're house 
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((I think so...I think he just crawled from the vent system o.O))
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Here take him. *throws Zim at you*
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I don't want him here, go ahead and have him.
((I knew Dib was gonna react like that -_-))
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8D OMGYAY. THANK YOU DIB I LOVE YOU YOU'RE THE BEST HOORAY *runs off with Zim and is never heard from again*
(lawl)
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*drinks a juice pouch*
((XD Dib is being weird.))
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((Well, that's normal isn't it?))
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((He was being hyper and talking fast then he passed out. Now he's sitting quietly playing on my dsi...with the stylus in his mouth -_-))
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(Lol, same here. *smacks Dib in the back of the head* Now go wash that stylus off!)
Ow! *rubs head* Ok ok...*walks the the bathroom*
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(I swear, that stylus is going to be the death of that kid.))
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((No doubt. His tombstone will read, "here lies Dib, the boy with the stick in his mouth.))
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((Yes, I think he came in through the air vent under there...))
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((Hmm..no not really, he just memorized the way to the house after I dragged him here to take a picture of him and Dib sitting in those two chairs.))
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((Why would you do that?))
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((And Zim just threw something at me...))
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